Hugo Weaving, Web Weaving: The Real Thing, Classic Scene 3, Tom Stoppard
 
Hugo Weaving, Web Weaving
 

Classic Hugo Weaving Scene

~ The Real Thing:Tom Stoppard 

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Henry, noted playwright of wit and ideas -- and utterly head over heels in love with Annie -- hits a brick wall trying to express himself romantically wherever paper is involved.
 
 
 
Loving and being loved is unliterary…

Henry : I don't know how to write love. I try to write it properly, and it just comes out embarrassing. It's either childish or it's rude. And the rude bits are absolutely juvenile. I can't use any of it. My credibility is hanging by a thread after Desert Island Discs. Anyway I'm too prudish. Perhaps I should write it completely artificial. Blank verse. Poetic imagery. Not so much of the 'Will you still love me when my tits are droopy?' 'Of course I will darling, it's your bum I'm mad for', and more of the 'By my troth, thy beauty makest the moon hide her radiance', do you think?
Annie : Not really, no.
Henry : No. Not really. I don't know. Loving and being loved is unliterary. It's happiness expressed in banality and lust.
 
 

I love love…

On why he feels no jealousy towards a young actor flirting with Annie.

It's because I feel superior. There he is, poor bugger, picking up the odd crumb of earwax from the rich man's table. You're right. I don't mind. I like it. I like the way his presumption admits his poverty. I like him, knowing that that's all there is, because you're coming home to me and we don't want anyone else.
I love love. I love having a lover and being one. The insularity of passion. I love it. I love the way it blurs the distinction between everyone who isn't one's lover.
Only two kinds of presence in the world. There's you and there's them.
I love you so.


 
Play: The Real Thing by Tom Stoppard
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