Sir Kalten's Intro Page

Hi There!

You can see how popular I am because my site has been visited


times ..... and honest they weren't all me!
(OK....Yes they were...so it took a lot of visits to get this site looking right)

OK people, I know what you are going to say ............ "Another pathetic attempt by someone at building his own Web Page". Well, of course,you may be right ...... I am new to all this after all. The wonders of GIFs, JPEGs, HTML, JAVA, Guest books and all the rest of it are still a mystery to me which is why I'm here at Tripod, because they do a damn good job of sorting out all the fiddly little bits - like everything - for you. Eternal thanks to them.

Another big thank you to has to go to Misty Rain (you can go see her at Misty's Den) who kept on and on (and on and on) at me to pull myself into the New Millenium and have a go at this website stuff. - she's got a wicked sense of humour and some "weird" links for you to follow.
All I can say is Mmwwwwaaaaa!!! If you don't like what you see, you shouldn't have got me started. We'll be seeing more of her later on......(hehehe - you have been warned)

I don't know whether you came here on purpose (although I doubt that very much), or by accident, or if some other, poor, misguided soul told you to point your whatchamathingamjig at me, so I dont know whether I should:-

a) be absolutely thrilled that you came here
b) apologise for wasting your precious time
or
c) pass on my thanks to whoever told you to come see me

Suffice it to say, here you are and I hope you like what you see. I don't promise any of the more fancy stuff (at least not yet!) but if you've dropped by before, you will notice a few changes to these pages. As I learn more and more of this HTML stuff, I play around with things and try to make them more interesting to look at. Anyway, I hope you like what you see but if you don't TOUGH!! As the song goes.... "It's my party and I'll try what I want to".
Yes, I know they aren't the exact words, but hey, cut me some slack here...

Right then .... thats the intro bit out of the way, so on we go with the rest of my site .......

Where to go next ........

On this site

This is where I tell you about myself A Rogue's Gallery of friends and Acquaintances Some distinctly adult oriented humour A personal insight into the death of my car

And Elsewhere

I think I told you to go look already didn't I?

Now, if you feel like it, you can contact me and tell me what you think either by signing my guestbook, or by e-mailing me. I don't promise a reply, but you never know...you might be the first

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