Loz of the Land

	THE TEN COMMANDMENTS - THE LOZ OF THE LAND (see what i did there? eh? eh?...yeah it's lame!)

		OOOH I'm loving the font! it's so religious and official!....oh wait...it's just the FF font! so why do we need commandments? are you really Moses and not telling us? Um....no....I'd hate that! having to walk through the desert all day wearing nothing but a stupid dress and sandals. Nope, the 10 commandments just seemed like a good name at the time. and plus, you gave my name a mention in the title! hehe, yay! well....i guess the "Kadaj of the land" or the "Yazoo of the land" wouldn't really work! So are we ever gonna actually know these laws? Or are you gonna keep on rambling on? ok ok! I'm going! Jeez!

		Ok-dokey! Numero Uno: Thou shalt not kill other visitors WHAT? Why are you looking at me like that? No reason....you're just the most likely to do something like that! Totally true! Grrr........ Aww! you sound like you're purring! Go on...purr....it'd be absolutely adorable!

		Ok, nearly lost focus there. where was i? oh yes, Number 2: thou shalt not attempt world domination unless I am in charge WHAT? That's not fair! aw! is the little kitty upset cause he can't take over the world? Little Kitty? Who the hell do you think you're calling "little kitty"? Yazoo, he won't understand you like that! looks at Kadaj meow, meow, meow, meow? WTF? He said - I'd be extremely insulted by this btw - are you attempting to become the next George Galloway. (Celebrity Big Brother joke for all you non-UK peeps - YouTube it) shudders don't blame you. that was creepy....attempts to shake bad images from head

		Back to the Loz (see what i did again? eh?) Commandment numberwang 3 : thou shalt not let Loz read a map HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT!!???!!!!???? That is definitely NOT fair!!!! >_< Yes it is. go back to home page and read what happened...now! I know what happened. and it wasn't my fault! Mother made me without map reading abilities well we can't have another incident! i had to sit Kadaj in front of a radiator for 5 hours before he was defrosted enough to go to the beach! And Yazoo's hair became.... MY HAIR BECAME UNPRETTIED! I SPENT HOURS MAKING IT NICE ONLY FOR YOU TO TURN IT INTO AN ICICLE!!!!! ok ok, i won't read the maps! jeez.....

		This is probably my favourite site rule: Number 4 : Thou shalt forever laugh at Cloud and his dress The scene where Cloud goes to kiss Corneo may be one of the greatest in gaming history Totally! I mean, how many games can boast that their lead character is a cross-dresser! But this law also gives us reason to laugh at Cloud! He is unable to deny his love of dresses as millions have saw him in it!
		Time for a serious rule now. Number 5 : Thou shalt believe in Vincent being Sephiroths daddy. We believe it!!!! raise hands There are many non-believers out there but...if you think about it, Sephiroth has more in common with Vincent than Hojo (that perv scares me!); and why was Hojo so desperate to get Vincent out the way? Yeah I know he didn't like Vincent's protests but surely there has to be something more to justify the shooting/experimentation! And if Seph had Black hair and red eyes, they'd be identical i wonder if it'll be a plot twist in Dirge of Cerberus! we should get Vincent, Hojo and Seph to go on Jerry Springer or some show like that! That's actually a good idea...begins plotting Ok Next rule!
		I wanna read this one: 6.Yazoo shalt not have more than 4 coffee’s a day lest he keep you awake all night Glares at Yazoo WHAT!!!!!!!!! You're not the one who has to put up with the incessant ramblings all night! You woke me up two nights ago with a text saying "what you up to?". ITS 4 IN THE MORNING? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK????? hehe, oops. ok ok, I'll cut back on the caffeine! But i get to read out the next law
		7. Thou shalt not let Kadaj dance lest he blow up random buildings! Grrrrrrr...... WOOO kitty Kadaj is back! claps head That's actually kind of nice.......i think i may swap my bunny ears for kitty ears my mate Claire has kitty ears, you can borrow hers!
		Actually, forget what i said about Cloud and his dress being the best law, this one is definitely it! Numero 8 : Thou shalt hail Cookie Monster who provides us with eternal chocochip cookies Yup yup!!! He gives us the good cookies. the one's with lots of chips and not just one or two!
		Only three left..... three? huh? there's two! nah, i remembered one VERY important law and i had to add it on. I really should change the title to the 11 commandments but it doesn't seem right! Hmmm....strange, strange girl! If that's how you feel then I'm gonna stop clapping your head! NOOOOO! Please don't! meow see, I'm a good kitty! (<- this is supposed to be a kitty btw) ok. claps sweet and simple rule next. 9. thou shalt not have more than one wing out of respect for Sephy almost finally now, the MOST important rule 10. Thou shalt not attempt to copy this website as the four of us will hunt you down and burn you in a Wickerman!!! And I'll cut you up with Souba! And I'll shoot you before hand with Velvet Nightmare And I'll hit you with Dual Hound and blast you with some Materia! Ah, before i forget. Thank you Loz for reminding of the 11th, and final, commandment *Thou shalt not let any of those three points above* possess, or be within 100 metres of Materia!** WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????? That's not fair! Watch Advent Children! Look at the mess you guys caused! (yes Bahamut Sin was brilliant but seriously guys!) Technically, that was Kadaj's fault. Loz and I didn't have any Materia! Yes you did! Don't you remember at the Forgotten Capital? I gave you some Materia just after you took the kids..... Saying that sentence makes you not seem cute anymore.....^ ~ ^, must.....regain....cuteness.... Bring back kitty Kadaj! bring back kitty Kadaj! oof, OK! purrs ^-^

OOOH I'm loving the font! it's so religious and official!....oh wait...it's just the FF font!