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The Plastic Monkey site has been set up to showcase some stuff I've done instead of sending out portfolios. Well, technically this was the reason, but have had nothing to do for ages, so instead of slowly eating my hands, I decided to do something 'artistic', if sometimes, a little bizarre. I am a sick monkey who needs help. And bananas. And you to share this site with other like-minded people... hope you all enjoyed the Christmas special and now it's 2003 which is really 7056 in monkey years, but then you knew that already, didn't you? So what's this new year going to hold eh? How would I know, I'm not Mystic Meg...




Some other stuff...


I started The Plastic Monkey site because I was so mind-numbingly bored. I'm just a frustrated designer who works in 'marketing' and the bottom line is, I need to escape corporate life for a future filled with design and colour.

I hope that by viewing this website you can see some of the work I'm producing, not all of it is corporate, some of it's just plain genius, but it's just a taster of some of the fun stuff. There's also some links to other sites in case you get bored looking at my stuff... as if!

You can mail me or use the guestbook if you want to comment on the site or just write abuse regarding anything you might have taken offence to here...

"Put the key of despair into the lock of apathy. Turn the knob of mediocrity slowly and open the gates of despondency - welcome to a day in the average office..."