A Goofy Movie Movie Script

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A Goofy Movie:

The Complete Script
(MAX absolutely mortified with
the silly laugh, covers his
mouth, gasping, and starts to
back away. Roxanne gives him
a curious glance, and he turns
and runs away. Part of the
way to the stadium exit, he
runs into some garbage cans and
trips. Recovering, he runs out
the exit, screaming - leaving
Roxanne standing by herself.)
INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY
(Now inside the school, Max
berates himself while walking
down the hall.)

MAX:

I can't believe I did that!
Arrgh! She finally says "hi" to
me, and what do I do? I joke!
"H-yuk"...She probably thinks
I'm a big spazz.

MAX:

approaches PJ, who is digging
through his locker.

PJ:

Where have you been, buddy?

MAX:

Hi Peej...did you get the camera?
(PJ, looking very nervous,
pulls a camcorder out of his
locker.)

PJ:

(nervously)
Look, Max...if my Dad catches
me with this, he'll kill me!
Are you sure you gotta do this?

MAX:

Roxanne doesn't even notice
me...but after today...
(A bright light suddenly
envelops them. Squinting, they
look toward the source and see
a cart full of audio/video
equipment. A 1950s style guitar
riff plays. Bobby,
standing beside it, is drinking
from a fountain through
a straw.)

MAX:

Bobby!
(MAX and PJ approach the cart
and join Bobby in the room.)

MAX:

Wow! This is all for us?

BOBBY:

(finishing his drink)
Mmmmm...slurpage...

MAX:

Oh, this is gonna be great, man!
(MAX starts to pull the cart
out of the room, but Bobby
stops him.)

BOBBY:

Dude...need fundage, bro...

MAX:

Oh, your fee...yeah, yeah
...right here.
(MAX hands Bobby a brown paper
bag, which Bobby opens
anxiously.)

BOBBY:

Cheddar! Owww! (howling like a
wolf) Cheddar whizzie!
(Bobby shakes the can up and
holding it in the air,
squirts a bunch of it into
his mouth. Max and PJ react
with nauseous looks. Bobby
stops spraying and starts
licking it off of his lips.
He coughs and thumps his
chest, coughing some of
the cheese onto Max and PJ.)

BOBBY:

Mmm...Spre'y scumshus.
[It's pretty scrumptious]
Bobby, suddenly appearing
behind Max and PJ who are
trying to wipe the cheese
off of their clothes, grabs
them both around the
shoulders, forcing Max and
PJ to smile.

BOBBY:

Let's do it, ladies!
INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM
(Stacey stands behind the
podium in an auditorium
packed with rowdy students,
giving them the standard
end-of-school retrospective
speech.)

STACEY:

As student body president,
I just want to say, like
"yay" to all of us for a
really neat year.

NERDY KID:

(mocking chant)
Yo Stacey! Talk to me, talk
to me, talk to me, baby!
(Stacey shoots the kid a
disdainful look.)

STACEY:

And finally, I hope you can
all attend my totally
amazing end-of-school party
next Saturday to watch
the Powerline concert live
on pay-per-view.
(Everyone cheers loudly.)

STACEY:

Thank you, thank you very
much...and now, without
further adieu, Principal
Mazur.
(The cheering continues as
Principal Mazur, offstage,
is fixing his tie and putting
on his biggest smile.
He walks into the spotlight,
which follows him toward
the podium. Immediately, all
the cheering ceases,
leaving only the sound of
crickets chirping. He
reaches the podium and begins
his speech.)

MAZUR:

Thank you, Stacey...and
G'morning, boys and girls.
You know, every year on the
last day of school, I
have several youngsters
approach me and say, "Principal
Mazur, what can we do to not
waste our summer vacation?
We don't want to waste our
free time sleeping, or
visiting friends"...
(Everyone looks at each other
and yawns. Chad leans
forward in his seat to talk
to Roxanne.)

CHAD:

Say, uh, Roxanne...about
Stacey's party...
(The camera zip-zooms to Max,
who is backstage and dressed
in a Powerline costume. He is
poking his head out from
behind the curtain, and he
sees Chad talking to Roxanne.
Closing the curtain, he zips
up his costume and turns toward
Bobby and PJ.

MAX:

Are you...uh...how are you
doin' down there, Bobby?
(Bobby, wearing a welder's
helmet, is using an acetylene
torch to connect piles of
cables and equipment. A video
monitor beside him is
flashing a variety of images. He
lifts the helmet and shoots
Max and PJ a half sarcastic,
half joking glance.)

BOBBY

Don't give me that attitude,
guys...I'm doing it all for
you.
(He puts the helmet back on
and continues. The scene shifts
to PJ, who is walking while
looking into the camcorder's
viewfinder.)

PJ

(nervously)
This is nuts. I don't know
why I let you guys talk me
into this. If my dad finds
out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence...aahh!
(PJ isn't watching where he
is going, and he trips on some
cables that are lying on the
stage. He falls, alluding to
things to come, and briefly
appears behind Mazur before
the curtain settles back
into position. Max grabs him and
helps him up.)

MAX:

I hope this works...
(On stage, Mazur continues
his speech. The spotlight suddenly
goes out, leaving him surprised
and in the dark.)

MAZUR

...How about "science slumber
parties"! -- huh?
(Backstage, Max dons his
Powerline visor and gives the
others a "thumbs up". Bobby,
at the control panel,
gives a thumbs up. PJ,
turning on the camcorder,
gives a nervous thumbs up.
Bobby presses a button and
a fast pop-rock beat begins
playing. The curtain begins
to rise, revealing a large
video projection screen. Mazur
starts to speak, but Bobby
presses a button backstage-
dropping him through a trapdoor.)

MAZUR

What?...Hey!...I'm not gonna
just - aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
(MAX in a Powerline pose,
appears on the screen with
an animated atom behind him
and scan lines zipping up
and down the screen. The
audience gasps and looks
pleasantly surprised; Bobby
laughs heartily. The video
display changes colors and
images dynamically as
"Stand Out" begins.)
(The action is still
occurring on the video monitor
as special effects footage
of Max, with PJ running the
camera.)

MAX:

(lip-synching Powerline)
Some people settle for the
typical things, living all
their lives waiting in the
wings. It ain't a question
of if, just a matter of
time, before I move to the
front of the line. Once
you're watching every move
that I make, you're gonna
believe that I got what it
takes to stand out, above
the crowd even if I gotta
shout out loud. 'Til mine
is the only face you'll see,
gonna stand out till you
notice me.
(The scene changes to
reveal the audience's positive
reactions, including
Roxanne's. The camera angle
rotates around PJ and
through his legs, as he
continues to film Max. Max
gets caught in the cables
lying on the floor and trips.
He falls, screaming,
and rips through the screen,
rolling out onto the
stage and leaving the monitor
displaying static. He
stands up and is motionless
for a moment, as he looks
at the crowd in the auditorium.
The image of the
crowd is reflected off of
his visor as he looks
nervously around the room.
He looks at PJ and Bobby,
who are standing offstage;
they laugh and give him
the "thumbs-up". Max looks
back toward the crowd, and
the reflection on his visor
pans from the image of
Bobby and PJ to Roxanne -
who is shyly smiling at
the unknown performer.
Reassured, Max heads straight
for her. Bobby, offstage,
decides to provide some
visual flair by spraying a
foggy mist onto the stage.)

BOBBY

A little smok-age! Owww!
(howling like a wolf)
(MAX. strides across the
stage, moonwalking.)

MAX:

(lip-synching Powerline)

POWERLINE (spoken):

If I could make you stop
and take a look at me
instead of just...

POWERLINE WITH CHORUS:

Walkin' by.
(He lip-synchs the following
lines directly to Roxanne.
Her face reflects off Max's visor.)

MAX:

(lip-synching Powerline)

POWERLINE (spoken):

There's nothing that I
wouldn't do, if it was
getting you to notice...

POWERLINE WITH CHORUS:

I'm alive.
(PJ crawls onstage,
hidden by the smoke, and hooks
Max onto a cable.)

MAX:

(lip-synching Powerline)
All I need is every chance,
a second thought, a second
glance to prove I got
whatever it takes...
(spoken): It's a piece of
cake.
Bobby and PJ lift Max off
the stage and he flies around
the auditorium during the
following chorus, much to
everyone's excitement.

CHAD'S GIRLFRIEND:

Who's that guy?!
He grabs a basketball from
a tall kid and dunks it in
the basket as he flies by.

MAX:

(lip-synching Powerline)
To stand out, above the
crowd even if I gotta shout
out loud. 'Til mine is
the only face you'll see gonna
stand out...
(MAX. flies toward Roxanne,
who is waiting with an
outstretched hand. They
almost touch, but the cable
he's on stops short, pulling
him backwards into
spin as the music slows down
and stops. He swings
toward a disgruntled Principal
Mazur, who stops him
and takes off his visor.)

OFFSCREEN KID:

It's the Goof boy!
ALL: (gasps)
(Everyone looks in shock at
Max, except Roxanne who
smiles appreciatively. Bobby
(with PJ in sort of a
headlock), still offstage,
realize their fate.)

BOBBY

We're bust-ed!

INT. PHOTO CENTER IN DEPARTMENT

STORE
(The scene changes with a
camera flash to a close up
of Goofy making a funny face
and squeezing a rubber
ducky. The angle changes
and we see a small, bald
baby on the verge of tears.
She is being photographed
by Goofy, who is attempting
to get her to smile.)

GOOFY:

Coochy-coochy-goo-goo! Come
on...smile! Smiley-wiley!
...B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...Oh
come on, Kimmie...give me a
big -
(GOOFY squeezes a rubber
ducky, making the typical
squeaky noise in an attempt
to get her to smile. As
he squeezes it, the squeaker
pops out of the toy and
into his mouth - getting
caught in his throat. Gasping,
Goofy makes the squeaky noise
repeatedly. This amuses
the little girl, and she
begins laughing. Seeing his
chance, Goofy steps behind
the camera and takes the
picture of the little girl
- with the red-eye glow
intact. As he continues,
Pete enters the scene. Goofy
makes the squeaky sound,
which annoys Pete. Goofy
looks at him and makes an
inquisitive-sounding squeak.)

PETE:

Stop goofin' around!
*Pete slaps Goofy on the
back of the head, dislodging
the squeaker. Finished,
Goofy picks up the little girl
and returns her to her
mother - continually making
baby noises to amuse the child.)

GOOFY:

Okay Kimmie, back to mommy,
now. B-b-b-b-b-b...
(baby talk): You're such
a cute little girlie...you
come back and see me...

KIMMIE'S MOM:

Oh, you have such a way
with children.
(GOOFY blushes as the mother
leaves.)

PETE:

(mocking)
"You have such a way
with children"...pah!
(Pete approaches Goofy,
who is attending to the next
customer.)

GOOFY:

Okay now...who's next
over he-
(Pete knocks Goofy out
of the way.)

PETE:

Step aside, Goof. Let a pro
show you how it's done...
(Pete bends down and talks
to the little girl. She kicks
him in the shin, runs around
him several times, up his
back, and jumps on his head.)

PETE:

Oh hello, precious...ow!...oof!...
(to the mother): you lucky woman...
(Pete follows the little
girl, who is hiding behind the
photo stand, and ducks back
and forth several times
attempting to catch her.
Finally, he reaches over the
stand and grabs her roughly.)

PETE:

Come on here, honey...it's
picture time...she's so cute...

LITTLE GIRL:

Peek-a-boo!...oof!
(The girl continues to
struggle as Goofy and Pete
talk.)

GOOFY:

Gawrsh, Pete...you sure
are good with kids...

PETE:

Oh yeah...they love me.
Why, PJ...he's been begging me
to take him on vacation
this summer.

GOOFY:

Really? Where are you going?

PETE:

Camping! Nothing like the
great outdoors to strengthen
the bond between a father
and a son.
(Pete attaches Velcro pads
to the table and the girl's
diaper, then Velcroes her
to the table. She attempts,
unsuccessfully, to get up.)
GOOFY:
Oh, Max would never go for
anything like that.
(GOOFY placates the little
girl with a stuffed animal.)

PETE:

I don't know, Goof. Somethin's
wrong when a kid won't
spend time with his parents.
For all you know he's
running around with some gang,
and stealin' stuff, and
causin' riots...

GOOFY:

Oh, Max is a good kid...he'd
never get mixed up into
something like that.

INT. PRINCIPAL MAZUR'S OFFICE

(With a loud crash reminiscent
of a jail door slamming,
the scene shifts to an overhead
view of Max and Bobby
waiting in the Principal's
office. Miss Maples, the
secretary, sits across the
room from them, typing and
humming the Hungarian death
march. Max is looking
terrified, and Bobby is
slouching across the chairs - facing the wall.)

MAX:

I'm a failure, a complete
loser...my one chance to
impress Roxanne and I blew it...
After a few moments, Bobby
mumbles and turns to Max,
holding a small sculpture made
of squeeze cheese.

BOBBY:

Hmm....Max, look...it's the
leaning tower of cheese-a.
(He squishes the entire
creation into his mouth messily
and eats it. After a moment
PJ emerges, looking
shell-shocked.)

PJ:

Oh, man...My Dad is gonna
smash me like a bug!

BOBBY:

(cheerfully/jokingly)
Hey, PJ! Deten-tion!
Ha ha ha!

MAZUR (V.O.):

Robert Zimmerooski...

BOBBY:

(concerned)
Umm...okay ...I'm coming
...(quietly): Max...here
...guard
this with your life, dude...
(Bobby hands Max the can
of squeeze cheese and pushes a
cartload of audio/ video
equipment into Mazur's office,
while his signature guitar
music plays in the background.)

BOBBY:

(confidently)
Hey! Ma-za-ur! What's up, bro?
(Bobby begins talking to Mazur,
and shuts the door. Max
puts his head in his hands
and sits motionlessly. Roxanne
and Stacey enter the room,
with Stacey chattering at a
fast pace. They approach the
desk to get some papers.)

STACEY:

...and then the air
conditioning went on the fritz,
so I figured with all those
kids in the house the place would
be like a sauna; so I'm all
freaked out, but then I thought,
like, "use it", so my theme's
gonna be `Powerline goes
rainforest'. Too much?...Roxanne,
are you listening?
(Roxanne notices Max sitting
on the chair, and she gazes
at him. Stacey notices that
she's lost her attention and
sees why.)

STACEY:

(knowingly)
Ohhhh....tsk, tsk, tsk.
(She pushes Roxanne toward
Max.)

ROXANNE:

Stacey, no...I don't wanna -

STACEY:

Talk to him!
(Roxanne walks over toward
Max, but with his head down, he
doesn't notice her. She clears
her throat several times,
but to no avail.)

ROXANNE:

Ahem...Ahem!
(She turns back to Stacey and
gives her a `now what?' glance.
Stacey motions her to continue.)

STACEY:

Tap him!
(Roxanne approaches Max and
taps him on the shoulder.
Startled, Max quickly sits
upright and knocks Roxanne's
books to the floor. Realizing
what he's done, he begins
apologizing as she begins to
gather them.)

MAX:

Gosh, I'm sorry...

ROXANNE:

It's okay.
(He bends down to help her
and they simultaneously reach
for the same book and touch
each others' hands accidentally.
Max pulls his away, embarrassed.)

ROXANNE:

Um...I liked your dance.

MAX:

Yeah....yeah?! Uh, yeah, it's
from Powerline's new video.
(Both stand up simultaneously.)

ROXANNE:

I know, he...he's totally a
genius.

MAX:

Yeah, he's doing a concert
next week in LA.

ROXANNE:

Oh yeah! Stacey is showing
it at her party.

MAX:

Yeah...

ROXANNE:

Yeah...

MAX:

Uh, Roxanne...I was, uh,
sorta kinda thinking that
maybe I'd, um, ask you to
go with me, that is, to
the...party...of course,
if you don't want to, I'd
completely understand!

ROXANNE:

Well, I was sorta, kinda
thinking that...I'd love to!
(MAX and Roxanne both start
to fluster.)

MAX:

Yeah?

ROXANNE:

Yeah!

MAX:

Good!

ROXANNE:

Great!

MAX:

Terrific!

ROXANNE:

Wonderful!

MAX:

All right...

ROXANNE:

Okay...
(Stacey approaches to
extract Roxanne.)

STACEY:

Come on Roxanne, we don't
want to belabor the moment,
now do we?

ROXANNE:

Well, I'd better be going...

MAX:

(confidently)
I'll, uh, call you later.

ROXANNE:

Okay...bye.
(Roxanne backs away slowly,
shyly and backs into the
wall beside the office
door. After leaving, she walks
down the hall with Stacey.)

STACEY:

See? That wasn't so bad
....I told you men were easy
to deal with...
(Back in the principal's
office, Max waves shyly at
Roxanne as she leaves then
jumps up in the air and
begins yelling.)

MAX:

(gleefully)
Yes!! She said YES!!! Hoo hoo
hoo! Everybody mambo!
(MAX begins dancing around
the room, out of sheer joy,
with mambo music playing in
the background. After
several moments, he grabs
Miss Maples and involves
her in his dance...while
she is still sitting in her
chair. Shortly, Mazur and
Bobby appear at the office
door. Bobby smiles and
encourages Max.)

BOBBY:

Yeah! Dance with her...
groove with her...

MAZUR:

(angrily)
Miss Maples!
(Mazur orders Miss Maples
to call Goofy, even while she
is still careening back
and forth in Max's mambo.)

MISS MAPLES:

(cheerfully)
Yes sirrrrr!

MAZUR:

(angrily)
Get that boy's father on
the phone!

MISS MAPLES:

(cheerfully)
Right away sirrrr!

INT. PRINCIPAL MAZUR'S

INNER OFFICE
(Mazur stands in his office,
with his paddle collection
behind him, looking through
the slits of light penetrating
his miniblinds at Max.)

GOOFY:

Hello?

MAZUR:

Uh yes, Mr. Goof...This is
Principal Mazur. I'm calling
in regard to your son, Maximillian.

GOOFY:

Max? Oh my gawrsh, is he hurt?

MAZUR:

No, Mr. Goof...he's in TROUBLE!

GOOFY:

Trouble? What kind of trouble?

MAZUR:

(angrily)
Dressed like a gang member...

GOOFY:

gasps in shock and staggers
backward.

GOOFY:

Gang member??

MAZUR:

...your son caused the entire
student body to break
into a riotous frenzy!

GOOFY:

Riot?? Oh, couldn't be my -

MAZUR:

If I were you, Mr. Goof, I'd
seriously re-evaluate the
way you're raising your
child, before he ends up IN THE
ELECTRIC CHAIR!

GOOFY:

The electric chair!?
(Mazur hangs up and Goofy drops
his phone. He slumps into
a nearby chair.)

GOOFY:

What am I gonna do?

INT. PHOTO CENTER IN DEPARTMENT

STORE
(GOOFY sits shellshocked in
the chair for a moment.
Suddenly, a bright blue light
illuminates him and pans
across the room - accompanied
by an announcement on the
PA system.)

ANNOUNCER (V.O.):

Blue light special on aisle
three...blue light special
on aisle three.
(GOOFY rises slowly, and
walks toward the rotating blue
beam of light. It crosses his
face repeatedly and scans
across the room. Goofy
approaches the sale table.
On the table is an assortment
of small children's toys that
look like a boy fishing.
He bounces the toy's
spring-loaded head. Suddenly
Goofy's face brightens as
he gets an idea.)

GOOFY:

Lake Destiny...
(Now excited, Goofy runs back
toward the Photo Department
and tells Pete his plans.)

PETE:

Okay, kiddo...now, smile!
(GOOFY sticks his head in
front of the camera Pete
is using.)

GOOFY:

Lake Destiny Idaho!

PETE:

Lake who-de wha!?

GOOFY:

You were right, Pete
...nothing like the great
outdoors to strengthen
the bond between father
and son. You said so
yourself...

PETE:

Well, yeah...but....

GOOFY:

I'm goin' fishing! I'm
goin' fishing with my
boy!
(Without waiting for
Pete's response, Goofy
runs off, carrying the
toy. Pete shakes his
head in confusion and
looks back through the
lens.)

PETE:

Yeah...okay, precious...
give me a big smi-
(The little girl he was
photographing is gone,
only her diaper remains.
She runs down the
aisle in pursuit of Goofy.)

LITTLE GIRL:

Ha haha ha! Fishie! Fishie!
Fishie!

EXT. FRONT OF SCHOOL

(Everything is absolutely
still in a wide shot of the
school's front doors. Suddenly,
the school bell rings and the
doors explode open and crowds
of students pile out at high speed.
Among them is Bobby and a
number of recurring characters;
the focus is on Max as he walks
away from the school. A number
of people approach him, including
some who had ridiculed him earlier.)

KID 1:

Cool concert, lad!

MAX:

(incredulous)
What?

KID 2:

You wailed, bud!
(MAX incredulous, continues
to take it all in. Chad's
girlfriend approaches him,
but Stacey quickly shoves
her away.)

CHAD'S GIRLFRIEND:

Hey, Max...wicked dance...

STACEY

Forget it, girl...he's Roxanne's.
(Suddenly PJ runs up behind
Max and jumps on his shoulders.
Max strains against the load
as PJ compliments him on the
day's events.)

PJ:

Way to go, Max! I just heard
about you and Roxanne...

MAX:

Oof! Peej!
(MAX dumps him on to the ground.
PJ begins a chant for him.)

PJ:

(increasingly loud)
See...I told you our plan would
work...Max!
...Max!...Max!...Max!...Max!...
(Bobby, hanging from a statue,
continues the cheer.)

BOBBY:

Max-i-mum!...Max-i-mu-um!

CHEERLEADERS:

Max!...Max!...Max!...

ALL:

Max!...Max!...Max!...
(At this point, music builds
in volume and segues into the
middle of "Stand Out" as
Max leaves the schoolyard.)

POWERLINE:

All I need is every chance,
a second thought, a second
glance to prove I got whatever
it takes.
(MAX runs past a schoolbus,
slapping hands with people on
the sidewalk and in the windows.
He then dons his ballcap and
Powerline visor.)

MAX:

(lip-synching)
(spoken): It's a piece of cake...

POWERLINE:

To stand out, yeah yeah...
(repeats and digresses)
...till mine is the only
face you'll see, gonna
stand out so you'll notice me...
(MAX moonwalks past the
bus stop ladies seen in
"After Today", spins
around the bus stop sign
and jumps - slapping
the leaves in a nearby tree.
En route home, he runs
through a number of yards.
Max runs under kids on
a swingset, then swings
from their tire. He
flies over a sunbather and
bounces off her diving
board, landing on a Slip
`n' Slide and grabbing
a skateboard. He skateboards
over over a fence, then through a
construction site, doing
loops inside a large
pipe. He exits the pipe
and lands on a truck
labeled "Starving House
Pets Moving and Storage".
He skates off the truck,
under the sofa being
moved, and directly into
the house's kitchen.
He zips by a baby, and
grabs its fork. He
dismounts the skateboard
and somersaults across
the street to his house
as the music fades and
finishes. He enters the
gate to his yard, and
passes Goofy - who is
packing the car for a trip.

EXT. GOOFY'S FRONT YARD

MAX:

Going somewhere, Pop?

GOOFY:

Sure are, pal-eroonie!

MAX:

Cool! Well, have a good
time, Dad. If you're
gonna be gone more than
a month, drop me a line.

GOOFY:

But Max, this isn't just
MY vacation...it's
a vacation with me and
my best buddy!

MAX:

Oh, Donald Duck?

GOOFY:

No, silly! With you!
The camera does a zip-zoom
toward Max, centering
on his shocked face. He
collapses, falling backwards.
Fading from black, we see
an upward-looking view of
Goofy coming into focus.
He slaps Max's face lightly
to rouse him.

GOOFY:

Are you okay, Maxie?

MAX:

Wha-what did you say?

GOOFY:

That's right! A vacation,
son! We'll spend some real
quality time together!
(GOOFY picks him up and hugs
him.)

MAX:

I think I'm gonna be sick.

GOOFY:

Hey, got a present for ya!

MAX:

No!...Dad!...Stop!...
What are you-
(GOOFY grabs Max. After
a flurry of hands, flying
clothes, and protests
from Max, Goofy steps back
to reveal Max dressed
in an fishing hat, hip
waders and an inflatable
vest. After a beat,
Goofy's hand appears
and pulls the string on the
vest. As the camera
pulls back quickly, the vest
inflates rapidly-puffing
up to full size-leaving
Max looking like a large
balloon. Goofy looks at
him, pleased with the gifts.)

GOOFY:

You look just like
I did at your age.

MAX:

(exasperated)
Please don't say that, Dad.

GOOFY:

Wait, I saved the best
for last.
(GOOFY produces a dusty
old rectangular box. He
blows clouds of dust off
the surface.)

GOOFY:

It's been handed down
from goof to goof to goof,
and now...it's yours, son.
(GOOFY opens the box to
reveal an old fishing
rod inside.)

MAX:

A stick?

GOOFY:

No, silly, a fishin' pole!
(GOOFY twirls the line
in the air.)

MAX:

Fishing? We're going FISHING!?

GOOFY:

Yep, just like my Dad and
me did...two best
buddies fishing on Lake
Destiny...away from it
all...
(Goofy walks toward the car.)

MAX:

I don't wanna be "away from
it all", Dad...I
LIKE ..."it all".

GOOFY:

Hey, look, Maxie...we're
usin' the same map me
and my Dad used. We'll
take the same route, make
the same stops, see the
same sights...
(Enchanted, majestic-sounding
music begins playing as Goofy
opens an old, dusty map and
spreads it across the hood of
the car. Max, still puffed up,
waddles over. The map has a
tangle of criss-crossing,
looping, wild lines drawn on
it...eventually leading to Lake
Destiny, Idaho. At the bottom
is a list of names ending with
Walter Goofy and Benjamin
Goofy, which are both crossed
out, and beneath them is
scrawled "All Goofs". Max is
shocked.

MAX:

Agh! But that trip would
take WEEKS, Dad!

GOOFY:

Exactly! Gettin' there's half the fun!
(MAX pushes the map aside.)

MAX:

Put the map away, Dad...it's
not gonna happen...

GOOFY:

Careful, son! You'll
wrinkle my past...and our
future...
(mysteriously):
what the map says, Max,
we will follow...

MAX:

That's very..."mystical"
and everything, Dad...but,
uh, seriously.... there's
this party I have to go to
and, it's really important -

GOOFY:

Aww...there will be plenty
of time for parties when
you're older, Maxie...why,
when I was your age, I'd
never even been invited to
a party, and look at me now!
(GOOFY strikes a proud pose.)

MAX:

(sarcastically)
Great, Dad...
(GOOFY opens the car door
in hopes of persuading
Max to get in.)

GOOFY:

Hop in, Maxie.
(MAX shuts the door.)

MAX:

No.
(GOOFY is uncertain how
to proceed. He thinks a
moment, and his face
brightens with an idea. He
then frowns sadly and
proceeds to try to make
Max feel guilty.)

GOOFY:

Oh, all right, then...guess
I'll just have to go
-all alone, that's all...
just sit in the boat-
all alone...and talk to
myself - all alone...

MAX:

(unmoved)
I guess so...

GOOFY:

Oh, come on! Hop in!

GOOFY: opens the car door

again hoping to persuade
him. Max refuses repeatedly
and shuts the door each
time Goofy opens it.

MAX:

No, Dad...

GOOFY:

Just hop right in there!

MAX:

No.

GOOFY:

Come on, Maxie...go for it!
(At this point, Goofy is
out of ideas, completely
frustrated. He grabs Max,
who is still immobile
in the inflatable vest,
and shoves them into the
car. He ties him down with
the seatbelt, accompanied
by a barrage of protests
from Max.)

GOOFY:

We're ready for takeoff!
(GOOFY shuts Max in as
he struggles with the
restraints, runs around
the car and gets in the
driver's side. He gets
ready to start the car.)

GOOFY:

Set for adventure, Maxie?

MAX:

(exasperated)
Why are you DOING this
to me, Dad!?

GOOFY:

(frightened)
'Cause I don't want you
to end up in the electric
chair!

MAX:

Electric chair? What are
you-

GOOFY:

I'm not givin' up on ya,
son...together we're gonna
work this out.

MAX:

Work this out!? But Dad!

GOOFY:

No buts about it, Maxie
boy...your old pop knows
best.
MAX
But...
(MAX is speechless. As Goofy
starts the car to leave, he
resigns himself to the
situation. He looks gloomily
at the fishing pole.)

EXT. SUBURBAN STREET

(GOOFY backs out of the
driveway and runs over
part of his fence, crushing
it.)

GOOFY:

G'bye house!...g'bye
mailbox!...g'bye pile of
broken wood!
(They head down the road,
and are only several
blocks from their house
when Max remembers his
date with Roxanne.)

MAX:

Good-bye hopes, good-bye
dreams, good-bye
Roxanne...Roxanne!

MAX:

(agitated)
Dad, I've got to stop
somewhere first, I have
to talk to someone...

GOOFY:

Well...
(MAX grabs the wheel of
the car, turning it to
the right. The car careens
around the turn, leaning sideways.
Bouncing off of other vehicles
and severing a fire hydrant,
the car finally pulls to the side
of the road. Max gets out and
heads up the walkway in Roxanne's
front yard.

EXT. ROXANNE'S PORCH

GOOFY:

Now make it quick, Maxie boy
...we've got to put
some road behind us.
(MAX mutters to himself,
frustrated.)

MAX:

You get to cancel your
first date in less than
an hour...must be some
kind of lame-o record.
(MAX arrives at the front
door and rings the bell.
After a short pause, a
large, hulking man appears
in the door in an undershirt
and boxer shorts. He
grunts. Frightened, Max
takes a step backwards.)

MAX:

(nervously)
H-hi!...Is Roxanne home?
My name is Max...
(The large man grunts
angrily at Max.)

MAX:

Does Roxanne live here?
...Does she even live on
this block?...
(MAX starts to leave when
Roxanne appears in the
door beside the man.)

ROXANNE:

Wait! It's okay Daddy,
Max is a friend from
school. Go on, go on...
good Daddy...
(embarrassed):
Hey, Max...
(Roxanne looks embarrassed
and ushers her father
back into the house.)

MAX:

(incoherent)
He-uh...huh...

ROXANNE:

(nervously)
Do you, uh, want to
have a seat?
(MAX and Roxanne walk to
the other side of the
porch to talk. Once there,
Max lifts Roxanne onto
the banister by her hips.
Her father, watching
through the mail slot,
grunts angrily at them.
This startles Max, and he
quickly puts his hands
behind his back and grins
innocently. Roxanne
chides her father.)

ROXANNE:

(angrily)
Daddy!
(Once he leaves, Max hops
onto the banister beside
Roxanne and they continue
their conversation.)

ROXANNE:

I promise he'll be better
behaved when you pick me
up for the party.

MAX:

Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why
I came by...

ROXANNE:

I'm really looking forward
to it, Max.

MAX:

(dejectedly)
Yeah...I...was...too...

ROXANNE:

Was?

MAX:

You see, my Dad's on this
stupid "father-son"
kick...

ROXANNE:

(sadly)
Oh...don't worry about it
Max, it's just a dumb
party...

MAX:

No, it's not! Roxanne,
I really wanted to go with
you!

ROXANNE:

No, I...Max, I understand...

MAX:

But my Dad surprised me...
I don't even want to go,
but I have no choice.

ROXANNE:

(disappointed)
I'm sure I can find someone
else...

MAX:

(shocked)
S-someone else?

ROXANNE:

I'll...just...talk to you
later...
(Roxanne begins walking toward
her front door, to go
inside. She is almost to the
door, and Max panics.
He doesn't want Roxanne to go
to the party with
someone else, so he blurts
out a lie.)

MAX:

Um...uh...Roxanne...my Dad
is...uh...my Dad is taking
me to the Powerline concert
in LA!...ugh...

ROXANNE:

(incredulous)
Your Dad's taking you clear
across the country just
to see a concert?

MAX:

(realizing what he's said)
Um...you see, uh...my Dad
knew, uh - KNOWS - knows
Powerline! They used to
play together...I-in a band!
Yeah!
(GOOFY beeps the car horn
and yells to Max.)

GOOFY:

Come on, son! Let's get
this show on the road!

MAX:

(deliberately)
Just a minute...you party
...animal...you.
(GOOFY grins sheepishly.)

ROXANNE:

You're really serious...

MAX:

Absolutely...so, uh...you
aren't still thinking of
going with someone else,
are you?

ROXANNE:

Well, I guess -

MAX:

(interrupting)
Because I was hoping I
could, uh, wave to you
onstage, when we join Powerline
for the final number.

ROXANNE:

This is incredible!

MAX:

Well, I wouldn't miss our
date for anything that
wasn't incredible, Roxanne.
(Roxanne kisses Max on the
cheek. He stumbles backward,
then starts to walk toward the
car.)

ROXANNE:

Have a great time at the
concert, Max...
(Max mumbles something,
still dazed, and stumbles
slowly toward the car.
He is almost there when
Roxanne shouts from here
porch.)

ROXANNE:

I'll see you on TV!
(The gravity of his
situation hits him and he
quickly sobers up.)

MAX:

(to himself)
I'm in deep sludge.
(MAX gets in the car
and hangs his head out the
window. Goofy starts
the car and drives away.)

EXT. HIGHWAY

(The heavy music of the
previous scene segues to a
cheerful, bouncy tune and
we see Goofy's car zipping
along a highway among other
cars. Then the view changes
to that of a camcorder viewfinder
jerkily panning around the
interior of the car and toward
Max as Goofy begins his vacation
video.)

GOOFY:

Day One! Well, here we are,
out on the open road;
retracing the steps of my
boyhood...and heeeeere's
Maxie!...A-hyuk!...Say hi,
Max!
(GOOFY pans the camera
toward Max, who is looking
sadly out the window.
When prompted, Max looks
briefly at the camera,
then quickly turns away.)

GOOFY:

Well, how about a wave?
(MAX puts his hand over
the lens, but Goofy remains
undaunted.)

MAX:

(irritated)
Not now, Dad.

GOOFY:

What a kidder!....Hmmm...
(GOOFY looks at Max thoughtfully
and begins to get frustrated when
he comes up with an idea. He checks
his pockets and finds a hastily
scrawled list of games that he had
played with his father as a child.
Some of the items include story
telling, road bingo, twenty
questions and simon says. He begins
to read the list, and excitedly
asks Max to play when he picks one.)

GOOFY:

Fun games I used to play with
my Dad...road bingo...
twenty que- oh!...Hey Maxie,
uh, let's play a game?
You think of a name, and
I'll try to guess who it is!
Uh, man or woman?

MAX:

(unenthusiastically)
Man...

GOOFY:

Man? Hmmm...that's a
toughie...Walt Disney!

MAX:

Right...

GOOFY:

Ooh, I'm good at this...
now, uh, I'll think of
one...hmmm...
(GOOFY's thought is
interrupted but loud and
raucous rock guitar music.
Surprised, he looks
at Max, who is busy playing
"air guitar" with
his hands and listening
to the music.)

GOOFY:

(shouting over the music)
Oh! You want to sing a
song, huh? Me and my
Dad used to sing this
one all the time!
(GOOFY grabs an eight-track
cassette from his rack,
puts it in the car's tape
deck, starts it playing ,
and sings (poorly) along with it.
Max looks at Goofy in disbelief.)

RECORDED MUSIC AND GOOFY

(song: "High Hopes")
High hopes, he's got high hopes,
he's got high apple pie in the
sky hopes -
(MAX. having heard enough,
turns back to the radio and
continues his air guitar playing-
interrupting Goofy's song. After
several moments, Goofy turns the
tape back on and continues
singing...angering Max.)

RECORDED MUSIC AND GOOFY

...oops there goes another
rubber tree -
(MAX turns his music back on,
followed by Goofy playing his.
Their conflict escalates,
and they switch songs faster
and faster, both getting
continually angrier.

RECORDED MUSIC AND GOOFY

...oops there goes ano-...
oops there goes-
...oops...oops...
(Finally, they both jam their
buttons simultaneously and the
stereo mangles the tape, then
blows up in a puff of smoke.

MAX:

(angrily)
Oh great, Dad...now we don't
have ANY music!

GOOFY:

Oh, Maxie...it's not so bad!
We'll just have to entertain
ourselves.
(MAX sighs and resumes looking
out the window. Goofy begins
to get frustrated as they sit
in silence, with cars passing
quietly. He looks around for
something to do, then notices
the car keys rattling against
his Disney logo key- chain in
an interesting rhythm. He looks
in the side-view mirror and
sees that the tailpipe has
joined in - puffing and
backfiring in time. Some
rattling pots and pans in their
luggage contribute, and Goofy
begins whistling. Max looks at
him, bored, as they merge onto
the highway - passing a sign
labeled "Open Road"- and Goofy
begins the "Open Road" song.
Trying to liven him up, Goofy
playfully pokes at Max, musses
up his hair, and grabs him in a
hug-like hold - but he doesn't
pay attention to where he's
going, and the car swerves wildly.

GOOFY:

Do you need a break from modern livin'? Do you
long to shed your weary load? If your nerves
are raw, and your brain is fried, just grab a
friend and take a ride together upon the open
road.
(MAX pries Goofy's arms off his neck, and
returns to his original position, exasperated.

MAX:

All in all, I'd rather have detention. All in
all, I'd rather eat a toad.

GOOFY:

Yuck!
(GOOFY nearly hits a tractor-trailer, then
zips across lanes of traffic. He hits the
guard rail, sending out a shower of sparks
and setting the car on two wheels. While
partially airborne, Max's side of the car
passes over a motorcycle with sidecar.
They then get back on course as they pass
rows of smoking factories.

MAX:

And the old man drives like such a klutz,
that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
upon the open road.

GOOFY:

There's nothin' can upset me, cause now
we're on our way. Our trusty map will
guide us straight and true.
(Now passing oil rigs, Goofy begins reading
the map and steering with his feet. Max
looks into the clouds and imagines one is
Roxanne. His vision is interrupted as Goofy
begins running over construction cones and
head straight for a construction scaffold.
Max screams and covers his eyes as they plow
into the lower rungs of the scaffold and
knock it over. Goofy doesn't notice anything.
He puts the map away and continues driving.

MAX:

Roxanne please don't forget me; I will return
someday, though I may be in traction when I
do.

GOOFY:

Me and Max relaxing like the old days.

MAX:

This is worse than dragon breath and acne.

GOOFY:

In a buddy-buddy kind of mode.

MAX:

I'm so mad I think I may explode.

GOOFY:

When I see that highway, I could cry.

MAX:

Y'know, that's funny - so could I.

GOOFY: AND MAX

Just being out on the open road.
As they pass a pickup truck, Goofy notices
that it is carrying a man playing a piano.
Three country singers pop out of the piano
and sing.

COUNTRY SINGERS:

Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville?

GOOFY: waves to the singers, but nearly hits

a tow truck. The driver blows the horn at him.

TOW TRUCK DRIVER:

Watch it Mack, or you'll be gettin' towed.

A prison transport, carrying a prisoner in

stripes and chains. Goofy looks worried
and imagines Max in the same outfit. He
quickly accelerates to pass the transport.

PRISONER:

I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be
turning sixty-five the next time I see
the open road.
(GOOFY and Max approach a small convertible
with a small driver and his huge wife.)

MAN:

Just a week of rest and relaxation.

WIFE:

Yeah!

MAN:

And the odd romantic episode.

MAX:

Very odd!
Off to the side of the road, we see Mickey
Mouse and Donald Duck with backpacks and
luggage. Donald looks angry.

MICKEY MOUSE

And it's Californ-i-a or bust.
(An old lady driving in a brightly painted
sports car full of cats begins driving
wildly past Goofy and Max, swerving through
lanes of traffic.)

OLD WOMAN:

Look out you dirt bags, eat my dust...from
now on, I'm on the open road.

GOOFY:

It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqueak pioneer.
(A "woody" station wagon full of nuns passes.)

NUNS:

They're partners forever westward ho - YEE HAW!
(On the other side, a limousine passes with a
glitter-gloved hand poking out the moonroof.)

MAX:

Could someone call a taxi and get me out of
here...to Beverly Hills 90210?
(A variety of vehicles surround them. Some
include a fire truck covered with firemen,
a convertible driven by a bride while the
groom parachutes in, a zoo transport wagon,
a flower truck, a balloon truck, a gangster
car with a person tied up in the trunk, a
hearse with a singing corpse coming out of
the coffin in the back.)

ALL:

Everyday, another new adventure, every mile,
another new zip code...and the cares we
had...

CORPSE:

Are gone for good.

MAX:

And I'd go with them if I could.
(The other cars are joined by a motorcycle,
a tractor trailer and others. Many of the
riders are now dancing on the roofs of their
vehicles, including the corpse, the nuns,
the firemen, and several wingwalkers on a
biplane that flies by.)

ALL:

I've got no strings on me, I'm feeling fancy
free, how wonderful to be...on the open road.
(GOOFY's car, now alone, zips under a bridge
and knocks off some of its luggage as they
disappear into the sunset. The scene changes
to the next day. They are still driving on a
rural interstate. Goofy is again reading the
map while driving, and he slowly edges into
the oncoming lane. Max, not paying attention,
suddenly realizes what is happening when he
hears a horn blaring. At first he is too
petrified to speak or move, but at the last
minute he screams and grabs the wheel, swerving
the car into its own lane - and barely avoiding
a collision with a tractor-trailer.)

GOOFY:

...a break from modern livin'...doo doo dum
dum....grab a friend...

MAX:

AAHH!!...Dad! You're gonna get us KILLED!!
(gasp) (pant)...Why don't you just give me
the map?

GOOFY:

Oh, no thanks, son...navigatin's a big
responsibility!
(MAX gives him a dirty look.)

GOOFY:

Besides, you wouldn't want to spoil the
big surprise! I'm taking you someplace
pretty special!

EXT. LESTER'S POSSUM PARK PARKING LOT

(Twangy country music plays as Goofy pulls
into the parking lot of Lester's Possum Park,
a run-down tourist trap. The entrance is
shaped like a huge possum head with an open
mouth and big teeth. A mother is dragging
a terrified little girl into it. Max is
mortified at the sight of it.

GOOFY:

Gawrsh, it's even better than I
remembered...

LITTLE GIRL:

No, Mommy! I don't wanna go! Wahhhhhh!

MAX:

Yeah, fun...tell you what, I'm just gonna
wait right here in the car.

GOOFY:

A-hyuk! Ya party pooper! Come on! This is
gonna be fun!
(GOOFY grabs Max and drags him out of the
car.)

INT. LESTER'S POSSUM PARK THEATER

(An old man in front of the worn stage curtain
introduces the show to the audience - who are
sitting on a variety of broken benches and
other objects.)

EMCEE:

(in an old voice)
Well howdy-there, folks...Lester's is proud to
present the Possum Posse Jamboree...here it is.
(The audience applauds enthusiastically. Goofy
dashes in with Max moping behind him.)

GOOFY:

Just in time...
The curtain opens to reveal a cheaply designed
and painted set and an extraordinarily
unimpressive mechanical "Lester", which performs
the musical number.

LESTER:

Howdy, folks! Who's your favorite po-ssum?

AUDIENCE:

Lester! Lester! Lester!
(GOOFY runs back to Max, who was lagging behind,
and grabs him.)

GOOFY:

Got us a seat right up front!
The Lester character introduces the others, each
of which pops out of their own hole. The Mordicai
character fizzles and sparks before working
correctly.

LESTER:

Let me introduce you to the posse: Here's Beauford,
Beulah and Mordicai!

MORDICAI:

Hey, Lester...ready for yodelin'?

LESTER:

Sure am, Beauford!

Country music begins playing and the mechanical

"posse" begins bouncing up and down and
"playing" their instruments.

LESTER:

Now gather `round, my possum pals...join the
jamboree. Come hoot `n' howl `n' holler from
the hearth...

MAX:

This is pathetic!

LESTER

...And every chicken, pig and goat'll help by
yelpin' out a yodel here at Lester's Possum
Park.

ALL:

(yodeling)
(MAX looks down the bench he's on and sees the
little girl that was dragged in earlier. She
smiles a big, toothless smile at him and he grins
sheepishly back.)

GOOFY:

Yodelay-hee...yodel-odel-ode-lay...

LESTER:

Lester's Possum Park.
(The yodeling continues, and the little girls
laughs more and gives Max still bigger toothless
smiles. Max finds all this very unnerving. He
rolls his eyes at Goofy and resigns himself to
pouting.)

LESTER:

Don't you wanna be, a hangin' from a tree, we're
mighty glad to see you and the parkin's always
free - here at Lester's po-po-po...
(The machine gets stuck and the emcee whacks it
with his fist, making it finish the show. Max
puts his head in his hands in resignation.)

EXT. OUTSIDE POSSUM THEATER

(As soon as the show ends, the whole crowd
explodes out of the theater. Trailing them is
Goofy, fumbling with his camcorder. He gets it
working and points it at the door, ready to film
Max. He turns around and sees the souvenir stand.
He decides to get something for him. Max
approaches slowly.

GOOFY:

Hey! That's the ticket!...I'll be right back, my
little possum pal...
(GOOFY walks away, toward the stand. Max is left
alone to mope when a big costume-character
approaches.)

MAX:

(sigh) My life's a living-

LESTER:

Hello, little buddy!...Who's your favorite possum?
(MAX doesn't want to be bothered, and is not happy
to see him. He begins to walk away when the
character becomes more insistent.)

MAX:

(angrily)
Don't TOUCH me.

LESTER:

Awwww....why such a long face?...you're so sad...
boo-hoo...I know! You need a big hug from Lester!
(MAX knows what he's going to do, and starts to
warn him - but it's too late. Lester grabs him,
picks him off the ground, and squeezes him
tightly. This infuriates Max.)

MAX:

Don't even think about - (grunt)...unh...ugh...

LESTER:

See?...now you feel all good inside!
(MAX slaps the character in the face, and its head
spins around and faces the wrong way. Disoriented,
he stumbles off into the background, where a group
of little kids tackles him to the ground and drags
him away in a swarm.)

MAX:

Beat it, doofus!
(MAX watches contentedly, smiling to himself, as
the kids drag Lester off. He turns around to see
Goofy coming toward him with a hat shaped like a
road-killed possum. Max protests, but Goofy puts
the hat on him anyway. After this, Goofy spies the
photograph stand - which is offering guests
pictures posing beside live possums. The little
girl seen earlier is having hers taken, and crying
loudly.

MAX:

Oh no, no Dad, not that! Please!

GOOFY:

Here you go, sport!...What say we get our picture
taken?

MAX:

You have GOT to be kidding...

GOOFY:

Oh, all right...but you're missing out!
(GOOFY walks toward the stand to have his picture
taken. Max begins to turn away when he hears loud
laughter. He looks back in shock.)

MAX:

Ugh. (sigh)...Huh?
(GOOFY is hanging upside-down with the possums to
have his picture taken, much to the amusement of
the crowd. Much to Max's chagrin, Goofy yells to
him.)

GOOFY:

Hi-ya, son!
(An obnoxious kid standing near Max points at and
mocks Goofy.)

OBNOXIOUS KID:

Hey everyone, check out the dork!
(The photographer prepares to take the picture
while Goofy continues to hang.)

PHOTOGRAPHER:

Say "sassafrass"!

GOOFY:

Sass-ee-frass!
(GOOFY and the possums pose and smile. The photographer
takes the picture, but just after the flash fades, the
branch they were hanging on falls-catapulting one of
the possums through the air. Goofy lands on his head
while the possum smacks into Max's face. After looking
directly at Max for a moment, the possum decides to
hide-in Max's shirt. Max starts jumping around wildly,
trying to get rid of the possum. The band takes this as
their cue to play dance music, and begins to do so.
Goofy also thinks Max is dancing, and rushes to join
him.

MAX:

Aahh!...Unh!...Get out!...oof!...Get it out!

GOOFY:

That's the spirit, Maxie!
(MAX resolves the situation by pulling his pants down
and extricating the possum. Just as he pulls his pants
up again, Goofy grabs him by the arm and begins
spinning and dancing him around in a comical
country-style dance.)
(Max sees is a flurry of laughing faces.)

MAX:

Dad!...No!...Dad!...DAD!...This is embarrassing!
(The music ends, and Goofy props Max up on his knee as
a finale. The crowd applauds loudly, still laughing.
Max glares furiously at all of them.)

GOOFY:

Ta-da! A-hyuk!
(The obnoxious kid pops out of the crowd to make fun
of them.)

OBNOXIOUS KID:

It's dork and dork junior! Ha ha ha!
(The crowd continues to laugh loudly. Max walks away
from Goofy, looks angrily at the people, and throws
the possum hat down on the ground in disgust. He
shoves his way out of the crowd, knocking a laughing
kid to the ground in the process. He stomps out of
the park and returns to their car.)

EXT. OUTSIDE LESTER'S POSSUM PARK

(MAX attempts to open the car's door, but it is locked.
He hits the window in frustration. Rain begins to fall
as he walks out of the parking lot. Goofy emerges from
the park entrance and sees Max leaving. Standing along
the roadside and trying to hitchhike a ride, a car
passes and soaks Max when it hits a puddle. He shakes
the water off angrily. Goofy runs toward him.)

MAX:

Aargh!

GOOFY:

Max! Hey, what the heck're you tryin' to do?
(GOOFY puts his hand on Max's shoulder, but Max
jerks away.)

MAX:

(angrily)
Trying to get away from you!

GOOFY:

(surprised)
Me? W-what did I do?

MAX:

Forget it.
(MAX walks back toward the car, and Goofy follows
him.)

GOOFY:

I thought we was havin' fun!...What's the matter?

MAX:

(angrily)
Nothing. Let's just go!...Come on!
(GOOFY walks up and unlocks the car door for Max,
then heads around to the driver's side. Max gets
in and shuts the door; Goofy joins him after a
moment. Sadly, he hands Max the possum hat.)

GOOFY:

Oh, you dropped your hat...
(The sight of the hat pushes Max over the edge. He
screams; and in a fit of rage, he tears at the hat,
and throws it against the window and windshield.)

MAX:

(furiously)
Aahh! This is the STUPIDEST vacation!...You DRAG me
from home, you jam me in this DUMB car, then drive
a MILLION miles away, to see some stupid RAT show!
...Call me when the trip's over.
(MAX rolls down the window and throws out the possum
hat that Goofy had bought him. Goofy hangs his head,
crushed. He starts the car and backs out-accidentally
running over the hat. He looks back briefly, then
pulls out into the stormy night. As they drive away,
the camera pans down to show a close up of the
battered hat, accompanied by mournful music.

EXT. PINE FOREST

(The scene opens with an overhead view of Goofy
pitching a tent in a makeshift campsite. The camera
pans left to show Max sitting on a rock at the edge
of a creek, absent-mindedly stirring the water with
a stick and watching some fish. He swirls the water
and, in his imagination, Roxanne's face appears in
the ripples. He smiles halfheartedly. Suddenly,
Goofy approaches in the water and his feet destroy
the illusion. Max looks up at him.

GOOFY:

(carefully)
Hey, Max...you wanna get in some fishin' practice?
Just a couple a days `til we get to Lake Destiny...
(MAX gets up and begins to walk away - leaving a line
in the dirt as he drags his stick.)

MAX:

Maybe later...
(GOOFY turns away, depressed, and leaves the
creekside. Max throws his stick into the water.)

EXT. GOOFY'S CAMPSITE

(GOOFY is putting some materials in the tent, and
his head is inside when the ground begins to rumble
and shake. Suddenly, the dark shadow of a large
machine passes over him. The vehicle straddles Goofy
and the tent. Several large, clamping feet jam into
the ground viciously around the tent. A large
spinning blade on a long arm fells rows of trees.
A satellite dish pops out of the machine's roof,
scanning the sky. A large platform flips down from
its side, revealing a patio table and chair set. A
spa and miniature basketball court pop out. A
swimming pool, complete with water, and a bowling
lane with balls also emerge before the noise ceases.
A wide shot reveals that the contraption is a huge
RV. Max comes out of the woods to see what is going
on and is awed by the sight.)

MAX:

Whoa! Now THAT's camping!
(GOOFY pulls his head out of the tent - still not
noticing the RV that is now situated over him.)

GOOFY:

Did you say something, Max?
(Just as he finishes his phrase, the big metal door
wings down and lands on his head with a resounding
clang. A thick mist billows out, surrounding a
shadowy but familiar figure.)

GOOFY:

Ow!...Pete?

PETE:

(surprised)
Goofy? Oh, well what a serendipity-doo-dah!...Who'd
a thunk it, huh?
(MAX brightens up with the prospect of seeing his
best friend.)

MAX:

Is PJ here?

PETE:

Oh yeah, I'm sure he's loafin' around here
somewhere...

INT. PETE'S RV

("Stand Out" is playing loudly inside the RV while
PJ is cleaning. He is singing and dancing around
the room as he buffs the floor and dusts. Max
pokes his head in the RV door, and after a bit of
surprise initially, he smiles at PJ's silly routine.)

MAX:

(to himself)
What a goob.
(MAX enters the RV and approaches the mammoth stereo,
straining against the volume of the sound. He shuts
the music off, but PJ doesn't notice...and
continues his song for a bit before he notices Max.)

PJ:

(singing)
...even if you gotta shout out loud, no matter what the look it's Max I
- Max!

MAX:

He-he-hey!
(PJ and Max perform a long and involved handshake
while saying hello.)

PJ:

Wow! Small wilderness, dude!...Didn't expect to run
into you!

MAX:

(joking)
Apparently not!

PJ:

(joking)
You're just jealous, man...cause you ain't got the
moves!
(MAX turns around and admires the entertainment center
and fish tank. He scares the octopus inside the tank,
and it swims away in a cloud of ink.)

MAX:

Yeah, you can keep "the moves"...but I wouldn't mind
having this RV!...Whoa!

PJ:

Aw, come on. You're the star!

MAX:

(surprised)
W-what?

PJ:

Going to the Powerline concert? Oh, it's
unbelievable, man.

MAX:

Who told you about that?
(PJ punches Max lightly on the arm.)

PJ:

Hey, come on, everybody in town knows about it,
Max...you are gonna be famous, buddy...
(joking): especially with Roxaaaanne...
(MAX walks away dejectedly, and leans on the door
frame of the RV.)

MAX:

There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about
it yet, Peej...

PJ:

Who?

MAX:

My Dad.

EXT. BOWLING LANE ON ROOF OF RV

(GOOFY watches as Pete bowls on his rooftop lane as
they talk.)

PETE:

So tell me, Goof...(sigh)...is that kid of yours
still givin' you guff?

GOOFY:

Oh, I don't know what's wrong...Just seems like
everything I try only drives Max further away...
maybe I oughta just back off...I don't know.

PETE:

Wrong, Goof...look - if you keep `em under your
thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter!
(Pete rolls his ball down the lane as he finishes
the phrase. The ball strikes the pins and knocks
them all down - except one. Pete looks surprised.)

GOOFY:

Too bad, Pete...almost...
(Pete looks angrily at Goofy, and decides to prove
his point. He bellows at PJ.)

PETE:

Almost? Ha! Watch this....PJ!!!
(PJ rushes to Pete, and stands at attention - as if
in the military.)

PJ:

(frantically)
Yes, sir! Coming, sir! Yes sir!
(Pete points down the lane at the remaining pin. PJ
knows what he's supposed to do. He runs down and
kicks the pin over. He looks back at Pete, pleased
with himself. Pete immediately begins to celebrate
his "victory" by dancing around and chanting.)

PETE:

Woo-hoo! Strike-o-la! Hee-hee ha-ha! Thank you,
thank you! Yes! And the crowd goes wild!
(GOOFY and Max stand speechless in amazement at the
spectacle. As PJ rushes back toward Pete, Pete fakes
a high-five with him and laughs cruelly. PJ looks
dejected.)

PETE:

High-five, son!...Psyche! Ha ha ha! Say, Goof...why
don't you two stay for dinner?
(PJ's face brightens and Max smiles.)

MAX:

Cool!

GOOFY:

Oh, no thanks, Pete...uh, Max and I have some fish
to catch!
(GOOFY puts his hand on Max's shoulder and musses
his hair as he says this. Max gets angry and flings
Goofy's hands aside.)

MAX:

(angrily)
Aw, Dad! We can do it tomorrow...so, uh, what are
we havin'?

GOOFY:

(surprised)
But Max! I thought-
(Pete elbows Goofy and quietly gives him "advice".)

PETE:

(quietly)
Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof...
(GOOFY thinks for a moment and his face hardens. He
sets his jaw and confronts Max.)

GOOFY:

(sternly)
Maximillian!

MAX:

(surprised and annoyed)
What?

GOOFY:

(sternly)
Get your gear, little man! We're going fishin'!
(MAX frowns and sets his jaw, challenging Goofy.
Goofy responds with authority.)

GOOFY:

(loudly)
And I mean NOW!
(MAX turns away and leaves, defeated.)

MAX:

(to himself)
Argh!
(GOOFY looks triumphantly at Pete, and they wink
and exchange thumbs-ups. Goofy strides off.)

EXT. WOODLAND LAKE

(The water of a quiet stream is disturbed when
Goofy pushes an unwilling Max out into the stream
-both of them in waders.)

MAX:

Dad, I don't even know how to fish!

GOOFY:

Oh, come on! That never stopped me!...Let me show
you a little family secret - handed down through
about twelve or thirteen Goof generations
...The Perfect Cast.

MAX:

(sarcastically)
The Perfect what?

GOOFY:

The Perfect Cast! My Dad taught it to me when I
was about your age...okay, now...watch carefully!
(MAX watches, unimpressed, as Goofy shakes his
body around to loosen up and demonstrates the
cast.)

GOOFY:

You gotta be loooooose, relaaaaxed...you put your
feet apart, then...ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter
to three, touchate, twist, over, pot-o-dew, I'm a
little tea pot, and the wind up!...
(GOOFY swings the pole backward to wind up for the
cast, and he inadvertently hooks a steak on Pete's
nearby barbecue grill. He makes the cast and
snatches it away. Pete, who was looking the other
way, looks back to his steak and is surprised to
find it gone.)

GOOFY:

...AND LET `ER FLY!
(GOOFY swings the pole, and sends the steak flying.
He looks proudly at Max, who is still frowning
imperiously.)

GOOFY:

The Perfect Cast...
(The steak overshoots the water and lands on the
opposite side. After a moment, a shadow covers it,
followed by an approaching pair of large feet.
The camera pans upward to show Bigfoot eating a
tree branch. He smells the steak, looks down and
spies it. Goofy doesn't realize what is going
on, and he continues his demonstration.)

GOOFY:

...and now, we reel `er in!
(Bigfoot looks at the branch, the steak and back
again. He decides the steak looks better, and
throws the stick away. He prepares to eat the
steak when a tug from the line sends it hopping
a bit. After recoiling in fear, he gets angry
and attempts to catch the treat - which is now
speeding away as Goofy reels in his line. Bigfoot,
roaring, makes several unsuccessful attempts
to catch the steak and is eventually dragged
underwater. Goofy is still fighting the line,
thinking he's caught a fish.)

GOOFY:

Whoa! Quick, get the camera!
(MAX retrieves the camera and hands it to Goofy,
who begins filming-thinking he's going to film a
large fish he's caught.)

GOOFY:

Must be over three pounds! I don't want to miss
this!
(GOOFY pans the camcorder upwards and sees Bigfoot
through the viewfinder, who is holding a fish in
his mouth. Goofy looks at him in amazement. Max,
however, realizes the trouble they're in.)

GOOFY:

(incredulously)
Look, Max!

MAX:

(screaming)
Uh...da-da-Dad!? IT'S BIGFOOOOOT!

GOOFY:

Could you back up a bit Mr. Foot? You're out of
focus.
(Bigfoot roars angrily, and Goofy and Max flee,
and Goofy swings the pole in the process. The
steak on the end of the line is yanked out of
Bigfoot's mouth and flies through the air. It
hits Pete in the face, and he pulls it off
angrily.)

PETE:

What's the idea - BIGFOOT!
(He looks in their direction and sees Bigfoot
chasing them toward him. Pete grabs the grill
and runs back toward the RV in fear. He tosses
the grill inside and slams the door behind him.
All the RVs attachments and appendages are
jerked inside quickly and it zooms away, leaving
behind Goofy and Max's tent, and a few puddles
of water from the pool. Goofy is still taping
Bigfoot, watching him through the viewfinder as
he runs. Tripping over the tent, he drops the
camera. It continues to film them as they attempt
to get into the car.)

GOOFY:

Behold, the legendary Bigfoot...fabled but
seldom-aaahhhhhhhh!
Ow...ow!...oof!...ow!

MAX:

Dad! Quick! He's coming!
(The car is locked, so they both get into the car
through the sunroof. Goofy frantically tries to
close it behind them, and succeeds just before
Bigfoot reaches them. Frustrated, Bigfoot jumps
onto the car's roof and rocks it back and forth
a few times. He sees their camping equipment and
decides to investigate, leaving them alone. Max
and Goofy watch from the car, laying low.

MAX:

I can't believe it! Bigfoot!

GOOFY:

And I got the only video!

MAX:

We're gonna be famous!
(As Max finishes his statement, Bigfoot finds the
camera and gleefully pulls the videocassette apart.

MAX:

(disgusted)
Let's just get outta here.
(GOOFY checks his pockets for the car keys. Coming
up empty handed, they look at Bigfoot - who is
holding the keys, smiling. He tosses them away
into the forest. Goofy gets discouraged and Max
gets angrier still. Bigfoot continues to dig through
their baggage, wearing a pair of Max's underwear on
his head. Some time later, Max and Goofy are still
in the car - waiting.)
MAX:
Is he gone yet?
(Suddenly, two sock-wearing hands appear in front
of the windshield. Bigfoot performs a primitive
puppet show, then laughs riotously at the
performance.)

BIGFOOT:

Me-me-me-me...grrrrr...grumble...me-me-me...
ha ha ha ha!
(GOOFY responds to Max's question.)

GOOFY:

Nope...still here...
(Bigfoot runs back to the baggage, sending a
shower of clothes and other items across the
car's hood while Goofy and Max talk. A
grumbling noise is heard.)

GOOFY:

Gee, Max...is that Bigfoot or your stomach?

MAX:

Man, I'm starving!
(A can of soup lands on their hood and lands
on end right in front of them.)

GOOFY:

A-hyuk! Alphabet soup, comin' up!
(GOOFY rolls down the window to reach the
soup. In the process he makes a small noise,
which Bigfoot hears. Looking up, alarmed,
Bigfoot is crushing a can of whipped cream
in his mouth. When he sees that Goofy and
Max are vulnerable, he begins running
toward them, roaring. Terrified, they
try to get their can of soup inside even
faster.)

MAX:

Dad!...DAD!...stop playing around, he's coming!
(Just before he reaches them, Goofy manages
to roll the window up, and Bigfoot bounces
off the car - landing on his back. As he sits
up, a headphone radio that had been sent flying
lands on his head. Disco music begins playing,
and Bigfoot reacts with fear. After a few
moments, he begins to enjoy the music, laughing
and moving with the beat.)

INT. GOOFY'S CAR

(The cigarette lighter in Goofy's apartment
pops, and he removes it. He balances the can
of soup on top of the lighter.)

GOOFY:

Well...it's nice to know this thing's good
for somethin'!
(Waiting for the soup to finish, Goofy and
Max sit, looking away from one another
without speaking. Suddenly, Bigfoot appears
in the window behind them in the distance.
He dances to "Stayin' Alive" behind their
heads, but they don't notice him. After
he's gone, silence returns. Max and Goofy
look at one another simultaneously, the
they both look away, embarrassed. More
uncomfortable silent moments pass when
Goofy begins chuckling without warning.)

GOOFY:

Hmm-hmm-hmm...ha-ha-ha-ha!
MAX:
What's so funny?
(GOOFY points to the can of soup warming
on the dashboard.)

GOOFY:

Hi Dad Soup!

MAX:

(curious)
Huh?

GOOFY:

Oh, don't tell me you don't remember Hi
Dad Soup?
(MAX looks at him with a blank look.)

GOOFY:

Oh, come on! Sure you do! You used to spell
things out using the letters, like uh, "Hi
Dad" or "Maxie" or -

MAX:

(jokingly)
"Ambidextrous"?

GOOFY:

Yeah, that's - huh? Naw...little words
like, uh...

MAX:

"Hasta la vista"?

GOOFY:

Like "Bye-bye!"

MAX:

...or "I pledge allegiance"...

GOOFY:

...or "I love you-"
(GOOFY stops himself short and looks surprised
at what he's said. A soft, sad oboe piece
begins. Max looks equally sad, and they both
turn away from one another. Max, trying to
fill the silence inquires about their meal.)

MAX:

Uhhh...is it *s-soup* yet?

GOOFY:

Oh, almost forgot...
(GOOFY picks up the can and opens it by
puncturing the lid with his big front teeth.)

MAX:

Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?
(MAX picks up a Styrofoam cup and Goofy fills
it with soup.)

GOOFY:

Your granddad taught me that, when we went
to Yosemite...
MAX:
You two did a lot together, huh?

GOOFY:

(sadly)
Yup...
(MAX looks sadly into his soup. Both of them
begin at speak at once, but neither hears the
other and they both cut themselves off.)

MAX:/GOOFY

(simultaneously)
Dad.../Max...

GOOFY:

Umm...uhh....how's the soup?
(MAX drinks some of the soup and answers him.
He wipes his mouth, but some of the soup
remains on his face.)

MAX:

Not bad...I mean, uh...(ahem)
(GOOFY sees the soup and smiles.)

MAX:

What?

GOOFY:

(shaking his head)
Nothin'.
(The silence is interrupted by grunts from
Bigfoot as the car lurches back and forth.
Bigfoot climbs onto the roof and lays down
to sleep.)

GOOFY:

Well, we might as well get some shuteye...
I don't think we're goin' anywhere
tonight...
(GOOFY lays down on the seat and curls up
to sleep. Max wipes the soup off his mouth
and looks down into the cup inquisitively,
swirling the soup around. After a few
moments, Goofy is roused by a tap to his
shoulder, and Max hands him the cup of soup.
Goofy looks down into the cup, in which the
letters now spell "Hi Dad". Deeply moved,
he looks back at Max, who is lying down,
nearly asleep.)

GOOFY:

(whispering)
Hi Maxie...
(After a brief establishing shot of the
exterior of the car with Bigfoot on top
to indicate the passage of time, Goofy is
seen sitting upright in the front seat of
the car-snoring loudly. Bigfoot is also
snoring loudly on the roof. Max, however
is staring into space with bloodshot eyes,
unable to sleep. He sits up in the seat
and fumbles through the bag beside him.
Pulling out a postcard from Lester's
Possum Park, he finds a pencil and decides
to write to Roxanne.)

MAX:

(voice over of writing)
Dear Roxanne...couldn't sleep -
(His thought is interrupted by a
particularly loud snore by Goofy and
Bigfoot together.

MAX:

(voice over of writing)
So I thought I'd drop you a line. Dad and
I are having a great time! We're only days
away from LA, and I can hardly wait for
the...big...concert...ugh...
(He begins to rethink his letter, when Goofy
yawns and talks in his sleep.)

GOOFY:

(yawn)...more Hi Dad Soup, please...
(MAX smiles, touched...and decides to do
the right thing.)

MAX:

(voice over of writing)
(sigh) Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied...I'm not
really going to the Powerline concert. You
may never want to see me again...
(Realizing what he's saying, Max stops.)

MAX:

Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!
(Frustrated, he sits back in the seat and
kicks the dashboard. The glove compartment
pops open and Goofy's map springs out into
Max's lap. He looks at Goofy to be sure he's
still asleep, then begins tracing the path
on the map with his finger. He notices that
their course meets a junction that leads to
Los Angeles. A pencil rolls out onto the
map, stopping in front of him. Max picks
up the pencil and debates what to do. He
nervously begins erasing the part of the
line that leads to Lake Destiny, Idaho...
watching Goofy to see if he's waking up.
He begins drawing a new course on the map
when the pencil breaks. The soft sound seems
deafening to Max in the silence. Goofy
begins to stir. Frantic, Max grabs the
broken point and continues to draw. Goofy
begins to wake up as Max quickly completes
the line and returns the map to the glove
compartment. He sits back in his seat
innocently as Goofy rouses and looks at
Max sleepily.)

GOOFY:

(sleepily)
How many cups of sugar does it take to
get to the moon?

MAX:

(nervously)
Uhh...three and a half?
(Having not actually been awake, Goofy flops
back into the seat and begins snoring again.
Max sinks into his seat, relieved. He looks
at the postcard he had written and tears it
up. Holding the pieces out the window, he
lets the wind carry them away. From a
distance, we see the pieces flying; one
lands in a tree near the camera - it clearly
reads "I lied".)

EXT. TRUCK STOP

(A landscape covered with tractor trailer rigs
is distinguished only by a set of small
buildings with large signs reading "Diner",
and "Eat and Get Gas". Soft country music
plays to set the atmosphere.)

INT. TRUCK STOP

(In the truck stop, the first view is a
reflection of the diner's interior on
a bell. In the reflection some of the
patrons, including Elvis, can be seen.
The image is disturbed when the cook rings
the bell.

COOK:

Pick up!

WAITRESS:

Hold your horses!
(The view pans back as the waitress collects
the meals and heads out through the crowded
diner full of chattering people. She arrives
at Goofy and Max's table with their food.)

WAITRESS:

Short stack?

GOOFY:

Right here!

WAITRESS:

Here you go, hon...
(She turns to Max to hand him his food, but
he is preoccupied and doesn't hear her.)

WAITRESS:

Eggs...eggs...EGGS...

MAX:

Oh! Oh yeah, yeah, right here...sorry...

WAITRESS:

Here you go, cutie...
(The waitress sits his food in front of him
and he looks down at it. The eggs and bacon
are forming a smiley face. Goofy begins
eating his pancakes when he notices Max
absently picking at his food. He thinks for
a moment then looks at the map - and decides
what to do.)

GOOFY:

Max, I think we need to talk about this...
(MAX, thinking he's been caught in the act,
stutters nervously.)

MAX:

Huh?

GOOFY:

Seems to me you need to start takin' some
responsibility around here...
(GOOFY stands up at his seat, taps his water
glass and draws everyone's attention. Max
shrinks into his seat, embarrassed.)

GOOFY:

Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention,
please? I, Goofy, hereby dub my son,
Maximillian, official navigator and head
which-way-er of this here road trip.
(GOOFY hands Max the map, ceremoniously.
The other people in the diner applaud
and cheer loudly.

MAX:

(incredulous)
Seriously?

GOOFY:

I'm not even lookin' at the map anymore.
As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny. I
trust you wholeheartedly, son.
(MAX: looks back at Goofy sheepishly.
Goofy raises his mug of coffee for a
toast, and Max joins him with his water
glass...gingerly.

GOOFY:

To the open road!

MAX:

To the...open...road...
(A piano slide leads into a jazz/pop
tune that provides the background
music for a music montage. They clink
their cups together, then the car is
seen leaving the diner.)

MUSIC MONTAGE (descriptions of segments)

(An overhead view of the creased map shows
Goofy's car driving around on it
surrealistically, with clouds overhead
casting shadows on the map as they head
toward their destination. GOOFY attempts
to ride a jet ski, plunging into the water
and shooting out again. He loses control
and runs it aground. Proceeding up the beach,
he slides past people sunbathing and through
a row of cabanas. He emerges on the other
side dressed in a variety of women's clothing.

A close up of the car's front wheel follows,

and the wheel blows out. Max and Goofy
attempt to change the tire in a series of
segments that are interspersed through the
montage. Here, they both reach for the spare
tire simultaneously, and hit their heads
together. Recoiling, Max rubs his head,
and Goofy gets the tire. MAX and Goofy ride
a roller coaster side by side. Max enjoys
himself immensely, but Goofy gets sick.
Emerging from the restroom (labeled with a
symbol that looks like him), holding his
stomach gingerly, Goofy is greeted by Max,
who cheerfully offers him a tray of junk
foods - hot dogs, french fries, nachos and
soft drinks. Upon seeing the food, Goofy
grabs his mouth and races back into the
restroom to throw up again. A monster truck
crushes the roofs of a row of small cars
while Max and Goofy look on at a monster
truck rally. Max, swinging a giant foam
"number one" finger, notices that Goofy
is holding his head in an attempt to block
out the noise. Another "driving across the
USA" map sequence shows them getting closer
to their destination. MAX uncovers Goofy's
eyes, in order to surprise him with their
current stop. Goofy opens his eyes to see
the World's Largest House of Yarn. Excited,
he yells "Oh Boy!", grabs Max by the arm,
and drags him along to see the house. MAX
and Goofy are watching a mime on a street
corner. The mime is performing the standard
"pulling on a rope" routine, appearing to
pull on an overhead rope. Goofy nudges Max
and winks at him. He approaches the mime,
pretending he's following an imaginary wall.
He makes a scissors motion with his fingers,
and the mime gestures as if he's holding his
rope out to be cut. Goofy smiles and makes
a cutting motion where the rope would be
and the mime smiles back for a moment before
a piano falls and lands on him. Goofy
and Max turn around and begin whistling
innocently as they slip away. Another map
sequence establishes them as being closer
still to Lake Destiny. Returning to the
tire changing sequence, Goofy is in the
background pumping air into the new tire
while Max struggles, trying to remove the
blown tire. He slips, and the tire wrench
flies through the air like a boomerang.
Goofy ducks, and it just misses his head.
Returning, the wrench hits the jack
supporting the car. The car falls, propelling
the old tire off at high speed. It hits
Goofy in the chest just as he's lifting
the new tire. He sends the new tire flying,
and it lands on the car's axle - just as
the car is on it's way down from a bounce.
Max and Goofy exchange pleased glances.
GOOFY is holding a camera at arm's length,
in an attempt to take a picture of himself
and Max standing in a cave. He is oblivious
to the many eyes behind him, watching. He
takes the picture, and the flash disturbs
the bats. They fly toward them. Goofy and
Max run out the opening to the cave; the
sign above it reads "Carl's Butt Caverns."
A batter at a baseball game the Goofy and
Max are attending hits the ball. It heads
for them, and Max readies himself and his
glove in hopes of catching it. He stands
up to catch the ball, but fumbles it.
Goofy makes a dive to catch it and he ends
up going over the edge of the balcony. He
falls, but manages to catch himself on a
string of streamers. As the streamers
stretch, he falls right through the dugout
roof, where he is suspended momentarily.
He hands the ball to the player sitting
there on the bench, and he signs it. The
streamers spring back, flinging Goofy back
to his seat - Max catches him and they
exchange pleased glances. A close up of
the car's wheel shows the new tire is
almost completely in place. Max and Goofy
are alternately turning the wrench. When
they finish, they slap hands in a high
five. The music comes to a close when the
car is seen driving off into the sunset,
but instead it turns into the parking lot
of the Neptune Inn.)

INT. GOOFY AND MAX'S HOTEL ROOM

(After a brief establishing shot of Goofy
and Max carrying their luggage through the
door, they emerge in their room. It is
lit in an eerie green light that befits
the nautical theme. The waterbeds are
transparent with fish swimming inside,
and the rest of the decor is similar.)

GOOFY:

Gawrsh!
(MAX sees the waterbed and jumps on it.
The water sloshes him back and forth.
Goofy looks at and feels the material
the furniture is made of.)

MAX:

Who-ho-hoa! Check out the bed!

GOOFY:

Check out the dresser...coral!
(On the wall there is a night light
shaped like Ariel, which both Goofy
and Max admire.)

MAX:

Nice lamp!

GOOFY:

Classy choice, there, navigator.
(The quiet is broken by a loud pounding
at the door followed by yelling. Goofy
and Max begin to approach the door
gingerly.)

PETE:

This is the Police! We've got the place
surrounded, see? You Goof's come out
with your hands up!
(Pete breaks the door open and pretends
to fire a machine gun at them, he knocks
Goofy and Max backwards onto the floor.)

PETE:

B-b-b-b-b-bang! Ha ha ha! You should've
seen the look on your face!
(GOOFY looks at Max, and tries to pretend
that he wasn't frightened, but Max doesn't
believe it.)

GOOFY:

Ah-hyuk! You really had him fooled, Pete.

MAX:

Me!? You jumped out of your skin!
(GOOFY and Max begin shoving and punching
each other playfully.)

GOOFY:

Nuh-uh! I's just pretending for your sake!

MAX:

Oh, right, sure...

GOOFY:

Did too!

MAX:

Did not!
(GOOFY grabs Max and begins mussing up his
hair, both laugh.)

PETE:

Oh ho, ain't this sweet...
(Pete tries to "wise Goofy up" by making him
distrust Max. He grabs Goofy by the arm and
quietly gives him "advice".)

PETE:

(quietly)
Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy
act, now..."under your thumb"...
(He releases Goofy, who is looking more and
more concerned.)

PETE:

So! Since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here,
how about lettin' me hook up the RV?
(Pete grabs Goofy around the shoulders again.)

GOOFY:

(reluctantly)
Well...

PETE:

Oh, it's just a tiny little extension cord,
you'll hardly even notice it.
(GOOFY relents, so Pete calls PJ to bring
the hookup.)

GOOFY:

Oh, okay.

PETE:

Great!...PJ!!
(PJ appears in the doorway, straining under
the weight of a huge, multipart tube. Pete
points him toward the room, instructing him
to hook it up. Goofy and Max stand speechless
and wide-eyed at the sight.)

PETE:

Hey, Goof...why don't you order us a pizza,
this might take a while.

INT. GOOFY AND MAX'S HOTEL ROOM

(The scene switches to an exterior shot of
the inn to indicate the passage of time.
The we see the interior of the room again.
Max and PJ are sitting on the bed and the
floor, respectively, talking. Goofy enters
in a swimsuit and carrying a pizza for them
to eat.

PJ:

No, you ma- (gasp)

GOOFY:

Here you go, kids...I'm gonna go check out
the hot tub.

PJ:

Oh, okay, sir.

MAX:

Alright.
(GOOFY leaves the room as Max and PJ start
eating.)

PJ:

I can't believe you, man. Whatever made you
think your Dad would fall for a stupid idea
like that?

MAX:

It wasn't stupid!
(While they are talking, Pete begins to enter
the room to talk to them. He hears what they're
talking about and decides to stay outside and
eavesdrop on their conversation.)

PJ:

Come on, it was really stupid! Changing the map!?

MAX:

I-I didn't know what I was doing, alright?
I-I-I was...I was PANICKED!
- I...

EXT. HOT TUB

(The hot tub is surrounded by a high fence topped
with flaming torches and various plants. Goofy
eases himself into the steamy water. A soft green
glow similar to the one in the room shines from
in the water. He begins to relax, and sinks under
the surface of the water. After a few moments, a
large figure appears above him. He sits up and
sees Pete standing over him in a small, tight,
pink swimsuit.)

PETE:

Takin' a break from the "MTV" generation, huh?
Heh heh...I can't blame ya...
(Pete gets in the water, and much of it splashes
out over the edges.)

PETE:

People are always puttin' too much water in
these things...so, umm...you and your son seem
to be, uh, gettin' along just hunky-dorey, huh?

GOOFY:

Yeah! It's been great! You know, it's funny,
but none of your techniques worked for me.
The harder I tried, the worse it got. Once I
eased up, things just clicked.
(GOOFY gets up and moves toward Pete. He sits
on the stairs near the handrail and begins
to relax, sinking back into the water.)

PETE:

Oh, that's swell...so, uh, no problems then, huh?

GOOFY:

Not a one.
(GOOFY begins to relax again, but Pete grabs his
attention by telling him about the map.)

PETE

(sigh) I just hate to be the bearer of bad news,
but...uh...
(GOOFY sits back up again, nervously.)

GOOFY:

(curious)
What is it, Pete?

PETE:

Your kid's dupin' ya.

GOOFY:

(nervously)
Whaddya mean?

PETE:

Well, I head the little mutant tellin' PJ
that he change the map so that...you're
headin' straight for LA, pal.

GOOFY:

(shocked)
What?

PETE:

Oh, you tried, Goofy...he's just a bad kid,
that's all.

GOOFY:

(calmly)
I don't believe you.

PETE:

What!?

GOOFY:

I don't believe you, Pete.
(GOOF: gets out of the hot tub and begins
heading toward the room.)

PETE:

Well hey, don't take my word for it-
check your map.

GOOFY:

I don't need to check the map...
I trust my son.
(He begins to turn away, but decides to tell
Pete what he thinks.)

GOOFY:

You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that
you think a son should be, but...he loves me.

PETE:

(angrily)
Hey...my son RESPECTS me...

GOOFY:

(quietly)
Yeah...

PETE:

Check the map, Goof...

INT. GOOFY'S CAR

(GOOFY: walks away from the hot tub slowly.
He approaches the car and their room, and
gets in the car. As he opens the door, the
green glow momentarily succumbs to the bright,
white light from the car's dome light. He
shuts it again and the green glow returns.
He sits in the driver's seat and begins
reaching for the glove compartment to check
the map. He decides not to do it and hits
the steering wheel in frustration. As he
does this, the glove compartment pops open,
revealing the map.

INT. GOOFY AND MAX'S HOTEL ROOM

After a brief shot of the exterior of the

Neptune Inn, we see Max and PJ still
watching TV when Goofy walks in looking
shell-shocked. Max turns around and greets
him cheerfully and unknowingly.

MAX:

Hi Dad!
(The only sound to be heard is the voice
of Powerline on TV.)

POWERLINE:

...even if I gotta shout out loud...
(Unnerved, Max tries to improve the situation.

MAX:

Sorry about the mess...I-I'll clean it up...
(MAX looks at PJ and shrugs, confused. Goofy
is still silent as he turns the lights off
and lays down in bed.)

PJ:

I think I'd better go...

MAX:

See ya, Peej!

PJ:

Don't forget..."Powerline"!

MAX:

Shhhhhhhh!

INT. GOOFY'S CAR

(GOOFY and Max are driving down the road
in silence. Goofy still has the same
shocked expression on his face. Goofy
decides to give Max a chance to make the
right choice, and hopes to avoid a
confrontation. They exchange uncomfortable
looks.)

GOOFY:

Well, here you go, navigator...just follow
my route on the map, son.

MAX:

Okay, uh, umm...uh...
(MAX looks nervously at the map, then up at
the signs indicating the upcoming junction,
which are zipping overhead.)

GOOFY:

Here comes our junction...
(MAX still mumbles, undecided as they careen
toward the center divider on the highway.)

GOOFY:

Okay, Max...now this is it: left or right?

MAX:

Umm...uhh...

GOOFY:

Come on, Max!!

MAX:

Aaaaaahhhhh!....LEFT!!
(GOOFY: lurches the car to the left, and hits
the center divider in the process.)

MAX:

Oh...(sigh)...Uh, how `bout a song, Dad?
(GOOFY: sinks lower and lower - getting angrier
and angrier - as Max continues to try to pretend
nothing's happening.)

MAX:

Uh, a game? A game! Yeah! Yeah, a game! Okay,
uh...man or woman? Man? Man...okay, uh...Walt
Disney!
(Finally, Goofy snaps. He veers off the road
into a scenic lookout point and stops the car.
He opens the door and struggles to get out while
wearing a seat belt. He releases it and storms
away, and begins looking out over the edge. Max
decides to try to make amends and approaches
Goofy.)

MAX:

(sigh) Dad, uh, listen...about my directions...
(GOOFY turns away twice, refusing to acknowledge
him.)

MAX:

Can you listen to me? I gotta tell you
something, Dad!

GOOFY:

(angrily)
Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand,
anyway, right?

MAX:

(disgusted)
Forget it!
(MAX walks back to the car, kicks the tire angrily,
then leans against the rear bumper. After a moment,
the car rolls out from behind him and he falls to
the ground with a thud. He looks back to see what
happened and realizes that the car is rolling away.

MAX:

(surprised)
Oof!...H-h-hey! The car!

GOOFY:

(angrily)
What? Now you wanna drive, too?

MAX:

No, Dad! The car! Look!

GOOFY:

The car!

Both of them begin running after the car,

frantically.

GOOFY:

What'd you do now, Max?

MAX:

I didn't do anything, Dad! I only touched it!
(The car passes under a low-hanging rock formation,
and all their luggage is knocked off of the roof.
A skateboard flies off and lands on the road in
front of Goofy - who inadvertently steps on it.
Max jumps on the back of the board and rides with
him. They zip back and forth, trying to get around
the side of the car.

GOOFY:

Oh, ohhhh...whoa!

GOOFY:

You locked it!
(GOOFY grabs onto the driver's side of the car
and tries to open the door, but it's locked.)

MAX:

I locked it!? It's your door, you locked it!
(MAX leaves Goofy hanging on and manages to
get to the passenger side door. He opens it
and gets in the car. He unlocks the driver's
side door and it opens, swinging Goofy out
over the canyon. Max pulls the door shut
again, and opens the window for Goofy to get
through.)

GOOFY:

Well, you distracted me!...whoa!!
(MAX pulls Goofy into the car up to his waist,
and he loses his pants.)

MAX:

You should've put the brake on!

GOOFY:

Why don't you just put it on yourself!
(GOOFY grabs the brake lever and pulls it to
stop the car, but it breaks off in his hand.)

MAX:

See? You ruin everything...
(The car slides out on the guide rail and
hangs over the canyon.)

GOOFY:

Well, you ruined the vacation!

MAX:

I ruined it!?
(The guide rail lets loose and the car gets
launched into the air. It bounces off of
several rock formations while Max continues
to argue with Goofy, bouncing them both
around the car's interior.)

MAX:

I never...wanted to go...on this stupid...
vacatioooooooooooon!
(The car bounces off the last rock formation,
then plummets a long way before landing in the
river below.)

EXT. CAR IN CHURNING RIVER

MAX:

(gasp) Now look where you got us, Dad!

GOOFY:

Where *I* got us!?
(They both struggle to get back on the car.
Goofy boosts Max up onto its roof.)

MAX:

You should've let me stay at home!
(MAX helps pull Goofy onto the roof.)

GOOFY:

Why? So you'd end up in prison?

MAX:

Prison? What are you talking about?
(The car bounces and spins wildly through a
series of rapids.)

GOOFY:

Your principal called me! You even lied to me!

MAX:

I had to! You were ruining my life!

GOOFY:

I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay?

MAX:

I'm NOT your little boy anymore! I've grown up!
I've got my own life now!

GOOFY:

I KNOW that! I just wanted to be part of it!
(The car slides over a small waterfall into calm
water. The car stops bobbing and the sun begins
shining on them.)

GOOFY:

You're my son, Max...no matter how big you get,
you'll always be my son...
(GOOFY and Max sit with their backs to each
other in silence as the car continues to float
gently through the canyon. Birds fly overhead
and soft music begins. Max breaks the silence.)

MAX:

There are times you drive me, shall we say,
bananas...and your mind is missing, no offense,
a screw.

GOOFY:

None taken.
(The car floats into a cavern with blue ripples
reflecting onto its ceiling from the water.)

MAX:

Still whatever mess I land in, who is always
understandin'? Nobody else but you...

GOOFY:

Oh your moodiness is now and then bewilderin'
...and your values may be, so to speak,
askew...

MAX:

Gesunheit!

GOOFY:

Thanks!

GOOFY:

Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each
catastrophe? Nobody else but you...
(The car exits the cavern into a slow, wide
part of the river.)

GOOFY & MAX

Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're
stuck together. Nobody else but you, it's crazy
enough to believe we'll come through. They both
take off their shoes and splash the water with
their feet.

MAX:

So your jokes are all, let's face it,
prehistoric.

GOOFY:

And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.

GOOFY: & MAX

But when life become distressin', who will I
be SOS'n?
(A small fish grabs Max's toe and he lifts it
out of the water momentarily. Goofy lifts up
his foot to find that a huge, ugly fish has
swallowed it. He quickly shakes it off and
sends it flying.)

MAX:

If you're having trouble guessing, here's a
clue...Though he seems intoxicated, he's just
highly animated...and he's nobody else but...
(The car drifts into a whirlpool, and they
get drawn under as they sing.)

GOOFY: & MAX

Nobody else but you, we've turned into a true
blue duo. Hard times, we've had a few...like
we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed
out of town, but when I start to sink, hey
I'd rather go down...
(The car resurfaces with a splash and bobs
up and down.)

GOOFY & MAX

With nobody else, but Y-O-U!

GOOFY:

(smooch)

MAX:

Aw, Dad!

EXT. CAR IN CALM RIVER

MAX:

Anyway, I figure she's never gonna want to
talk to me again...much less go out with
me...(sigh)...what a dumb lie, huh?

GOOFY:

Well whaddya know...my Maxie, in love!
Huh... Gosh, you're really growin' up.
Happened so fast, I guess I sorta missed
it.
(The water around the car becomes increasingly
choppy and the light fades.)

GOOFY:

Wellp, I think the only thing for us to do
now is to get you up onstage with this
Powerline feller...

MAX:

Heh...uh, how are we gonna do that?

GOOFY:

Now you just leave that up to me...

MAX:

No, Dad, really...I-I think we should, you
know, just forget it.

GOOFY:

Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead
you into some sort of calamity?
(MAX looks downstream and does a doubletake.
The water is vanishing over a waterfall, and
the car is heading directly for it.)

MAX:

Uh, uh, D-D-Dad...

GOOFY:

What's wrong now?

MAX:

Look!!

GOOFY:

Hyuk! A waterfall...WATERFALL!?!?

EXT. CAR IN RAPIDS

(The car spins and sloshes, and Goofy falls off.
Max continues to hold on.)

GOOFY: & MAX

(frightened)
AAAHHHH!!!
(Max is quickly carried downstream on the car,
leaving Goofy behind.)

MAX:

Daaaaaaad!

GOOFY:

Max!
(The current slams Goofy against a rock and he
grabs onto it. Some of their luggage floats by,
including the fishing rod's case, which hits
him in the back of the head. Goofy gets the
fishing rod out and runs downstream on the
rocks. He runs out on a log, in hopes of being
able to get Max with the pole.)

GOOFY:

Grab a hold, Max!
(GOOFY holds out the end of the pole. Max
dives for it but misses, landing back in the
water with the car. Goofy stands helplessly
as Max continues to float toward the falls.)

MAX:

Aah!...whoa!...(gasp)...aaahhh!!
(GOOFY casts the line and snags the front
bumper on the car. The weight of the car
pulls Goofy in. He flies downstream and hits
some rocks which he uses for leverage. Finally
the weight of the car overpowers him and it
goes over the falls. Max gets caught in a tarp
and falls with it. Suddenly the tarp unfolds
and begins supporting Max in the air using
the updraft from the falls.)

MAX:

(terrified)
Dad!
(GOOFY, still in the water, is unable to stop
himself. As he goes over the falls, he extends
the pole toward Max. Max grabs the pole, and
they both swing downward - still supported by
the updraft on the tarp. They smile at each
other momentarily. Suddenly, the cork handgrip
on the fishing pole slides off and Goofy
plummets into the mist below.)

GOOFY:

(falling)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(MAX looks at the end of the pole and thinks
about The Perfect Cast. Without hesitation he
attempts to perform it.)

MAX:

(hurriedly)
Ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three,
touchate, twist, I'm a little tea pot and FLY!
(MAX sends the line flying after Goofy.)

GOOFY:

(falling)
AAHHHH!
(The line is still loose and continuing to
drop. Max's face falls when he realizes it
hasn't caught. Suddenly the line becomes
taut and Max gets pulled downward with the
added weight. He begins to reel it in furiously.
Goofy emerges from the mist suspended by the
hook.)

MAX:

Aah!...aaahh! (grunt) Haha!!

GOOFY:

(sentimentally)
The Perfect Cast...
(MAX and Goofy grab one another firmly and hug.
Both have tears in their eyes. As they embrace,
Goofy's map lands on his head. He lifts it up
and looks at it.)

MAX:

Boy, this has been one crazy vacation...
(He tosses the map away, and it is carried off
into the wind.)

GOOFY:

And it's not over yet...

EXT. STADIUM IN LOS ANGELES

(The scene opens with a helicopter shot of the
stadium where the concert is being held. Their
care searchlights beaming all around and a
blimp circling. People are crowding in past
the turnstiles and filling the parking lot.

INT. BACKSTAGE

(The backstage crew is unloading equipment into
the stadium. Max and Goofy have hidden in some
of the instrument cases, and they are carried
into the loading area. When the door closes,
they emerge.)

MAX:

(whispering)
Dad?
(GOOFY grabs Max by the arm and pulls him along.
Max frees himself and stops, worried.)

GOOFY:

Oof! We made it!...Come on, Max...let's get you
onstage...

MAX:

Uhh...maybe this isn't such a good idea.

POWERLINE (V.O.):

Yeah, yeah!
(Two attractive dancers walk in front of Max,
and he has a change of heart. He watches them
walk by, and loses sight of Goofy.)

MAX:

Uh, then again...Dad?...Dad?
(Onstage, the lights dim as a giant sphere is
lifted up. Electricity arcs all around the
sphere and it explodes, leaving only Powerline
in its place. He stands up and begins the song.

POWERLINE:

Got myself a notion, one I know that you'll
understand. To set the world in motion, by
reaching out for each other's hand. Maybe we'll
discover what we should have known all along.
One way or another together's where we both
belong...
(Still backstage, Max is looking for Goofy when
he sees Powerline and the dancers performing
onstage, and stops to watch. A guard spies him
and tries to catch him, but Max dives through
the guard's legs and runs away.)

MAX:

Dad?

GUARD

What are you doin' here?...Hey!
(GOOFY is looking for Max when he accidentally
looks into the dressing room of a very heavy
background singer. She screams and punches him
back out the door. He falls backwards into some
of the stage equipment and gets tangled.)

GOOFY:

Max?...Max?

LADY:

Eeeeeeek!
(Powerline and the dancers continue their
performance onstage.)

POWERLINE:

If we listen to each other's hearts, we'll find
we're never too far apart, and maybe love is
the reason why for the first time ever we're
seeing it I2I. Love is always seeing it I2I...
I2I we're seeing it, seeing it...I2I...

INT. STACEY'S HOUSE

(The camera closes in on Powerline's face,
then pulls back again as a TV image in Stacey's
house. Her party is in full swing, with everyone
watching the concert. Everyone is watching for
Max, but Bobby doubts that he'll show up. Stacey
tries to reassure Roxanne, but her concerned
look belies her words.

BOBBY:

That Goof kid ain't there!

STACEY:

Don't worry, he'll be there...

POWERLINE:

Love is always seeing it I2I...I2I we're seeing
it, seeing it...I2I...

INT. BACKSTAGE

(The guard in pursuit of Max makes a lunge
and misses. Max grabs onto a lighting scaffold
that is being lifted into position. Goofy,
trapped inside another of the pyrotechnic
spheres, is being lifted onto the stage. The
sphere arcs and explodes like Powerline's, and
Goofy is sent flying onto the stage. He lands
onstage beside Powerline with the tip of his
hair still flaming. Powerline gives him a
curious look.)

GOOFY:

Excuse me...Max? Ooh! Aaaaahhh!
(Max is mortified, but has a brainstorm.)

MAX:

Hey Dad! Dad! Do the Perfect Cast!
(GOOFY hears him and begins performing the
motions of The Perfect Cast, much to the
amazement of Powerline and the audience.
Powerline continues the song and Goofy
dances with him.)

POWERLINE:

If you're ever lonely - stop, you don't
have to be; after all it's only a beat away
from you to me.

SINGERS:

Take a look inside and see.
(The guard climbs on the scaffolding to
catch Max. Max bumps one of the lights, and
the beam gets in the guard's eyes. He falls
backwards, and his weight is too much for it.
The scaffolding breaks loose, Max grabs a
rope, the guard grabs Max by the legs, and
they both swing downward.)

MAX:

Whoa! Whoaaaaahhhh!
(The guard flies into one of the large
monitors, smashing it in a wild shower of
sparks and light. Max swings back, and
ends up sliding onto the stage. He comes to
rest directly between Goofy and Powerline.
They both look surprised momentarily, then
Max begins to dance and they join him.)

POWERLINE:

If we listen to each other's hearts,
we'll find we're never too far apart,
and maybe love is the reason why for
the first time ever we're seeing it I2I
...seeing it I2I...seeing it I2I...for
the first time ever, I2I...for the first
time...(repeat and digress)

INT. STACEY'S HOUSE

(Everyone at Stacey's party watches
excitedly as Max dances onscreen.
Roxanne smiles gleefully.)

BOBBY:

Yeah! Max is on the tu-ube! That's Max!
I know him!

INT. PETE'S RV

(PJ is scrubbing the floor of the RV near
the television when he sees Max. Pete walks
by drinking a beer and hears PJ yell. He
looks at the screen and spits his drink all
over it out of shock. PJ keeps watching Max
through the fizz running down the screen
while Pete coughs and chokes.)

PJ:

He did it!

INT. STACEY'S HOUSE

(Bobby, Stacey and Roxanne are dancing with
the music-as is everyone else. Bobby sprays
his cheese at Stacey and Roxanne, and bumps
into someone. He drops his squeeze cheese
and bends to pick it up. At the same time,
Stacey reaches for it and touches his hand.
They look into each other's eyes and smile.
BOBBY & STACEY
Ha ha ha!

INT. ONSTAGE

(The song ends to a round of applause. The
applause slowly fades into the next scene,
back on Roxanne's street.)

INT. GOOFY'S CAR

(The car is approaching Roxanne's house slowly.
It is dented, crushed, smoking, and has no
doors.)

GOOFY:

You're doin' the right thing, son.

MAX:

Yeah, I know...but she'll probably never
talk to me again.

GOOFY:

Well, if she doesn't, maybe she's just not
the one for you.

MAX:

That's what I'm afraid of...

EXT. ROXANNE'S FRONT PORCH

(MAX rings the doorbell and is met by
Roxanne's father wearing a bath towel.)

ROXANNE'S FATHER:

Grrrrrrrrrr....

MAX:

Uh, hi! `Member me?
(Not at all happy with seeing Max, he slams
the door in Max's face. Roxanne comes to the
door and opens it again.)

ROXANNE:

(excitedly)
Daddy!...Max? I saw you on TV! You were
great!

MAX:

(sadly)
Yeah?...I mean no, no...I mean I...Roxanne,
I lied to you. I don't even KNOW Powerline.

ROXANNE:

What are you talking about? A billion people
saw you dance with him.

MAX:

Yeah, well...I-I never met him...before the
concert, that is.
(MAX walks over to the banister and picks a
flower from a nearby bush.)

ROXANNE

(dismayed)
You mean that story about Powerline and
your Dad...why would you make up something
like that?

MAX:

I don't know...I guess I just...wanted
you to like me.

ROXANNE

I already liked you, Max...from the very
first time I heard you laugh..."A-hyuk"
...heh...
(MAX hangs his head, embarrassed.)

ROXANNE:

So, you wanna do something tonight?

MAX:

Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't, I can't...
(Roxanne shoots him a disdainful look.)

ROXANNE:

(doubting)
What?

MAX:

Well, I'm kinda doin' something with
my Dad.

MAX:

Honest!

MAX:

How about tomorrow?

ROXANNE:

Deal!
(Roxanne extends her arm to shake hands,
and Max surprises her with a quick kiss.
Both giggle.)

MAX:

(smooch) Hmmhmm...

ROXANNE:

Heh heh...
(MAX: accidentally laughs like Goofy again,
and covers his mouth in embarrassment.)

MAX:

A-h-h-h-hyuk!
(Their conversation is interrupted by loud
bangs from the street. Goofy is attempting
to put the front bumper of the car back in
place while humming "Open Road". He grins
back at them and gestures humorously at the
car. Without warning, the car explodes,
leaving only Goofy's shoes and socks behind
as he sails through the air.)

GOOFY:

Do do dooo...do do do doo...ah-ho-hoooey!
(Roxanne and Max cringe simultaneously as
Goofy crashes through the roof on Roxanne's
porch.)

GOOFY:

A-h-h-hyuk!
(MAX smiles and introduces them.)

MAX:

Roxanne...I'd like you to meet my Dad.
(Roxanne smiles and Goofy kisses her hand.)

GOOFY:

Enchante, Mademoiselle (smack)

ALL:

Hee hee hee...
(They all giggle as the camera pans up past
the house, the trees and into the clouds.)
(The screen goes black abruptly as "I2I"
begins and the credits roll.)

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