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Nice legs what time do they open? :P
GOD MADE PEPSI, GOD MADE COKE, GOD MADE CONDOMS SO GIRLS DONT CHOKE :)
Roll, roll, roll a joint, twist it at the end, have a puff thats enough pass it to a friend! :S
What do you call it when a man talks dirty to a woman? - Sexual Harrasment. What do you call it when a woman talks dirty to
a man - £3.99
See my halo bright and shiny, mess wit me and i'll kick your hiney.
GOD MADE ELKS, GOD MADE DEERS, GOD MADE N`SYNC A BUNCH OF QUEERS.
Boys say its great, boys say its fine, 9months later boys say its not mine.
Last night i was lying in my bed looking up at the stars and i was wonderin were da hell is my ceiling?
I'm da hunny with the bling bling, watch me come in the room and stop everything, as you can see i'm the hottest thang around,
if you wanna get with me u best bow down!! :)
I know u think i'm cute...i know u think i'm fine...but like the rest of the guyz...take a numba and wait in line!
Last night i was lying in my bed looking up at the stars and i was wonderin were da hell is my ceiling?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...but if he's cute screw the fruit. :D
The police are after a gorgeous, funny, sexy, cute bloke your fine but where the hell am i gonna hide?
How bout you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up! :P :)
If the ocean was made out of weed i would swim to the bottom and smoke my way up!!
When i die i wanna be buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my arse. :P
Life is like a bed roses full of pricks! :S
I'm not feeling myself today, can i feel you? :P
I've just heard you've go nice legs shall we go back to my place and spread the word :P
Let's have an intelligent conversation, i'll talk you listen.
You have been accused of being fit as f*ck if found guilty you will be charged with a hundred years of hot sex with me. How
do you plead?
Lets play Titanic when i say ICEBERG you go down :D
Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm feeling horny fancy a screw! :D :P
Wanna come back to my place? We can do some maths, I will subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply! :D
God gave me arms, God gave me legs. I asked for a wanker and he gave me your address. :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me sexy....wot the hell happened to you? :S
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkies monkey! :) :D
Shake it 2tha left, shake it 2that right, come wit me and we can shake it all night. :)
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I never forget a face.. but in your case i'll try to make an exception!
I had a great evening =D but this wasnt it...
It's nice to be important.. but its more important to be nice! hehehe
Famous last words: trust me i know what i'm doing
Famous last words: what could possibly go wrong?
Famous last words: watch this!
Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity.. and i'm not sure about the last one... - Albert Einstein
Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing children entertaining adults? -
Marilyn Manson funny quote but dont like the guy who said it... ah well
Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there, is that none of it has tried to contact us
If God wanted me to touch my toes he would've put them on my knees Jesus loves you =) everyone else thinks you're a jerk
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy ;)
Your job is still better than asking 'ya want fries with that?' **except for maybe if you
work at the reject shop lol**
I intend to live forever... so far, so good
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Tell someone there are are 400 billion stars in the sky and they'll believe you... Tell
them the bench has wet paint, and they just have to touch it
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
God made elks, god made deer’s, God made NSYNC a bunch of queers
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?!
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
God made butter, God made cheese, God made you for me to please!
A heart is not a playing thing, a heart is not a toy, but if u want to break it, just give it to a boy
(U) you might regret what you do - but you'll regret what you dont do SO much more
(U)
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as
well look like one too
Anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing
Make luv not war, on the bed, not the floor
There’s east to west .. and north to south .. but my favourite direction is mouth to mouth
Im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im dying
When u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you
I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible
Patient: doctor doctor i cant feel my legs! doctor: of course you can't, i've cut off you
arms!
Friends are Like Condoms.... They protect you when things get hard ;)
I asked god for good looks and a good sense of humour and he gave me both then i
Asked him for a wanker and he gave me ur address
What are ya gonna do 4 a face when the baboon asks for its arse back?
If barbie's so popular.........how come u have to buy all her friends?¿
I'm not a pervert, i thought that was a braille name tag
(L)§omeone §omwhere dream§ of your §mile, and find§ in your pre§ence that life i§
worthwhile(L)
({)HUGS(}) NOT (B)DRUGS(B)
Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die
Sweeter then candy* Hotter then fire* im descrbing the boy that i admire.
hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?
When i see you my heart races, just like a fat man chasing a run away donut
My love for you is like diarrhea **(not sure on spelling)** , i just can't hold it in!
Finally 18 and legally able to do everything i've been doing since 13!
Internet porn... the art of one handed typing!
You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often!
Iwo words guys hate.. "don't" and "stop"... unless you put them together
FOR SALE: one parachute. used once. never opened. small stain.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit!
Love is sweet, love is golden, love should be made in the back of a holden! I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. coz how can you be gloomy when the sun shines out ya bum! |
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