In case you haven't already noticed, this blog is no longer (okay, very, very rarely) being updated. (Except for the Things I Hate/Love sections.) Go here for TEH LIVEJOURNAL WOOT. Oh, and yes, I still like Janeane Garofalo. Email me if you feel inclined. Those of you who email asking about the Entertainment Guide transcripts and when I'm doing another one: patience, kiddies. They take forever to transcribe and I am very, very lazy. I hope to have some more up soon though.
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little pessimists have found my webpage, and been subsequently disappointed at the content therein.
2.12.09
I just got an email from Lycos Tripod that basically said they were "saved at the last minute" and the last email they sent, regarding free webpages being taken down, is "no longer true". So this page will NOT be going down on the 15th, although it may have a different address.
1.19.09
You people thought I'd never update this again, did you? Well, this is only to let anyone who still actually comes to this site know that after February 15, this site will no longer be available. This was NOT my decision. Lycos Tripod UK is getting rid of ALL free sites on the 15th, as per my understanding of the email they sent me. I have backed up everything on this site. If you happen to come across this before then, here are some of my other links:
My LiveJournal: http://mystical-chickn.livejournal.com MySpace: http://myspace.com/mysticalchicken Twitter: http://twitter.com/mysticalchicken Last.fm: http://last.fm/user/mysticalchicken
9.01.07
Small update. There's a new section: Comics. Check it out.
11.15.06
There has been a new Local Entertainment Guide transcribed! It is the Grinch Poem! Hooray!
10.13.06
No updates except that I revised and updated both the Things I Hate and the Things I Love section, taking about 40 "things I hate" off the list that haven't been applicable for like two years, and adding a few things to the "things I love" list. Still updating the LiveJournal on a fairly regular basis, though.
11.27.05
Livejournal, Part 2
Okay, fuck it. I’ve created a LiveJournal. This blog will no longer be updated, although it will remain online as an archive, as there are several entries in this blog that I don’t care to have deleted. Click below for my brand new LiveJournal:
The reason I’m moving my blog is because, for some reason I can only update this site in Microsoft IE. I can’t stand IE, so it’s nice to be able to stay in fucking Netscape. Anyway. This is the last post to this blog. Now I have to go to about twelve message boards and update my sigs...
11.26.05
LiveJournal
I’m seriously thinking about creating a LiveJournal account and not posting my blog on this website anymore. I think I may actually do it, but not until I create a new archive, and who knows when that will be—hell, probably not for another eight fucking months or so. If I do, this website will remain online although it will no longer be updated. But it’s not set in stone, so don’t worry too much right now.
Your Lord and Master
I’ve been watching a lot of Foamy the Squirrel lately. There’s something so appealing about a cute, adorable little squirrel who goes off on cuss-word-laden tangents and loves bagels “with the creamy cheesy cheesy creamy cream cheese.”
Now I Will Bore You. As If This Entire Blog Doesn’t.
Okay, a little background info: In 1998 I created a character called Shirley the Alien. She’s this little red-haired, blue-skinned alien girl. Anyway, last night I had a dream that some company created a Shirley the Alien doll and it was ALL FUCKING WRONG. Her hair was too long, she was too short, etc. My dreams are fucked-up.
11.21.05
Open Letters
An Open Letter to MTV Networks
Dear MTV Networks,
I believe you created MTV2 as a means of showing music videos that would no longer fit on MTV. So why in God’s name do I see nothing but Jackass, that skateboarder dude from Jackass, some stupid puppet show, Beavis and Butthead, and that fat kid from New York on MTV2 all day long? What the fuck is up with that? Fuse Network can kick you guys’ collective asses. At least they actually play music videos all day long!
An Open Letter to the band Green Day
Okay, seriously, I love you guys, but do you have to put out every single song on American Idiot as a single?
I Don’t Remember Moving to Tahiti
Every morning, I swear my bedroom in the new house is at least 90 fuckin’ degrees, even when it’s like 40-something outside. This is probably caused by a. my room being considerably smaller than the one I used to have, so the heat from the furnace has nowhere to go, and b. the fact that I have a huge southern-facing window, so I get the heat from the sun, too. Other people may enjoy waking up and feeling like they’re in a fucking sauna. I do not. Opening the window at night is of little help, since then it gets too cold.
New Archive
I haven’t created a new archive since April ... so there’s a new one.