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The Slaughter House - someone

Plot
You start out stuck in HIM's frontyard (or should that be HIS frontyard?). And you have to go in, 'cos there is nothing else to do. You are interested in who HIM is, so you go out to find HIM. You find HIM, but no one cares, it's only until you kill HIM that they start to care :).

Sound
There is one, VERY VERY quiet, mid which starts at the title screen, goes for 1 minute 40, and never is called again. So you have 1 minute 40 to beat the game if you want to have sound for the whole game. But you can't hear it anyway.

Difficulty
The difficulty crap in this DMOD is very well done, methinks.

Weapons
Just da fist for this one. Uses items in the inventory.

Magic
None.

Size
Very small. About 11 screens. You will backtrack over 'em 3 or 4 times, tho.

Graphics
I used to think there was, but they're just graphics Dink doesn't use (like that sick looking slayer claw, your supposed to be able to sell them to one of the shopkeepers, but I could never find one).

Bugs
Nup.

Specials
I dunno, something about it... it seems ... well done :).

Pros: It's cool, for some reason I dunno.
Cons: 11 screens! Heh.

Bottomline: I dunno, I like it. (Lots of dunno's in this review.) But it's small & can't hear da midi.
Overall score: 7

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