Happy Texas, at www.Woolworths
Popular stars Steve Zahn (Forces Of Nature, You've Got Mail, Out Of Sight), Jeremy Northam (Enigma, Mimic) and William H. Macy (Jurassic Park III, Fargo) enliven a hilarious comedy where a case of mistaken identity leads to a beauty of a con game. When escaped convicts Harry Sawyer (Northam) and Wayne Wayne, Jr. (Zahn) are pulled over in the town of Happy, Texas... while driving a stolen Winnebago... they think they're being arrested. Rather, they're immediately welcomed as the vehicle's owners: a gay couple who've come to orchestrate the Little Miss French-Squeezed Pre-Teen beauty pageant. Not ones to let a good con pass them by, the pair don't hesitate to adopt flamboyant new personalities... and quickly meet with outrageously unpredictable consequences. A great cast of stars playing an unusually offbeat collection of characters.

Animal Design Socks - 5 Pack, at Woolworths
Keep your feet warm and comfy in these cute animal design socks. Cotton rich with lycra.

Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Jack Canvas Print, at Woolworths
Accessorise your bedroom with this funky, pink Pirates Of The Caribbean Canvas Print featuring a large image of Jack Sparrow with the words 'I Love Jack'. Looks superb on its own or as part of a pair.   Features 100% official Printed on polycotton Size: 30cm x 30cm Mounted on a 1.8cm solid wood frame

My First Pop-Up Set, at www.Woolworths
Toddlers will have great fun crawling in and out of this colourful tent and tunnel combo. Plus, it folds up in seconds for easy storage. Suitable for ages 12 - 36 months Features Pop Up Tent and Tunnel combo For indoor and outdoor use Folds away in seconds for portable, compact storage Size: 90 x 160 x 102.5cm

Disney Fables - Vol. 4, at Woolworth
Presenting Walt Disney Fables.... a series of unforgettable tales told through captivating music, brilliant animation and colourful characters - Disney storytelling at it's best. Six classic fairy tale legends make this Disney collection sheer joy. The timeless tale of The Tortoise And The Hare features Max Hare and Toby Tortoise in the proverbial race against time. In the Pied Piper, rats have overrun Hamelin, and the melodies of one talented piper provide an amazing adventure. Next, in a comically brilliant fable, King Midas gets The Golden Touch, learning a big lesson. It's a rematch in the ring when Max Hare and our slow-moving hero box in Toby Tortoise Returns - a delightfully funny contest where Toby really comes out of his shell. Visit two merry old souls in Old King Cole and King Neptune. Every storybook friend is invited to King Cole's castle for an evening of mirth and music. And watch as King Neptune saves his seagoing subjects from a ship full of plundering pirates.

Internet Travelguide - Venice, at Woolworths
Venice is closer than you may imagine. You can experience the city in all of its various flavours with this unique travelogue film presented in brilliant quality enabling you to visit from the comfort of your own home or office. But there is more: a computer with DVD drive and internet connection will take you to specially selected websites containing all the information you require for a trip to Venice. Whether you are considering a short visit or a long holiday, you will be fully prepared with the Travel-Web-DVD.

Viva Joe Strummer - The Clash And Beyond [Sp. Ed.] [DVD+CD], at Woolworths
The sudden death in December 2002 of Joe Strummer, frontman of the legendary Seventies punk band The Clash, robbed the world of rock and roll music of one of its unique talents. Viva Joe Strummer is the definitive story of one of the world's greatest rock frontmen, and includes performance footage together with revealing and exclusive interviews with fellow Clash members Mick Jones and Topper Headon, Tymon Dogg of The Mescaleros, and ex-Sex Pistol Glen Matlock, along with close friends, fans and those who worked with The Clash on the road. Packed with electrifying hits like London Calling, White Riot and English Civil War the programme follows Joe's career from his early beginnings as a member of London squat band the 101ers, through the triumphant years of The Clash, and latterly with his own Nineties band The Mescaleros. Viva Joe Strummer is an authoritative and overdue tribute to one of British rock music's greatest performers and songwriters who earned his own unique place in the pantheon of popular music history.

Final Fantasy XI, at Woolworths
The world of Vana'diel stands on the brink of war. Three powerful nations rally their troops against the beastmen in a desperate bid for survival. Now, brave adventurers like you are Vana'diel's only hope! Create an alter ego and forge alliances with players from around the globe. Exhilarating quests and an epic storyline await you in Square Enix's premiere online role-playing game. Join together to steer the course of Vana'diel's history! Including three bonus expansion packs: Rise of the Zilart. Chains of Promathia. Treasures of Aht Urhgan.

Marlene Dietrich - Screen Goddess Collection, at Woolworths
Shanghai Express: It's full steam ahead with Marlene Dietrich as the mesmerising Shanghai Lily in this exotic high drama directed by Josef von Sternburg. A Foreign Affair: Phoebe Frost is appalled at widespread evidence of human frailty, when she hears rumours that cafe singer Erika, a former lover of a wanted war criminal, is protected by an American officer, she enlists the help of Captain John Pringle... not knowing that Pringle is Erika's lover. Destry Rides Again: A hilarious western send-up. As Destry, a mild-mannered deputy who doesn't like guns, James Stewart is called to restore order in the corrupt frontier town of Bottle Neck. He soon meets Frenchy (Dietrich), an alluring saloon girl and nothing will be the same! Blonde Venus: Marlene Dietrich is an aspiring young actress who gives up the stage to marry a hopeful scientist. When he is taken ill, she returns to cabaret life and meets a rich playboy. The Devil is a Women: Set in Sternburg's surreal and fantastic carnival in Spain, this is a colourful film told in flashbacks of an older man's obsession for a women who can belong to no-one but can frustrate everyone. The Lady is Willing: Bold, eccentric Broadway performer Lisa Madden bewilders her bosses by coming home with a baby she picked up on the street. She wants to keep the baby but she has to find a husband to make adoption viable.

Boulanger - Mademoiselle, at Woolworth
A - temporarily? - vanished world. It is difficult for us nowadays to imagine the prestige that Nadia Boulanger enjoyed. In the wake of Aaron Copland in the early 1920's, it seems as if the whole musical America travelled to Paris to benefit from Mademoiselle's advice. Nadia Boulanger did not like to take others into her confidence. In the case of my film, I was not in any case interested in questions of a biographical nature. Rather, I wanted viewers to sense for themselves the force and the flavour of a woman who had exerted a considerable influence on the musical life of the 20th century as it drew to an end.

Aliens [Definitive Edition], at Woolworth
Sigourney Weaver reprises her role from the 1979 blockbuster Alien as Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, the sole survivor of the spaceship Nostromo's attack by a deadly extraterrestrial. Along with a squad of heavily armed marines, Ripley engages in a search-and-rescue expedition for missing space colonists on the very planet where her nightmare began. Directed by James Cameron, this space thriller will grab hold of you - and not let go - from beginning to end!

Cool Money, at Woolworths
Who says armed robbery can't be civilised When lifelong criminal turned family man Bobby Comfort (James Marsters) decides to play it straight, he quickly realises that the call of crime and profit is more than he can resist. His friend Sammy (John Cassini) makes him an offer he can't refuse - the chance to take part in a 10 million dollar heist. He quickly embroiled in a string of brilliant robberies targeting New York's finest 5 star hotels. Based on actual events, Cool Money follows three thieves at the height of their criminal prowess, as they taunt the authorities, worry the most secure hotels in the world, and pull off the heist of a lifetime.

Party Monster, at Woolworths
When smalltown boy Michael Alig (Macaulay Culkin) moves to New York he meets James St. James (Seth Green). In awe of this larger-than-life character and his decadent lifestyle, Alig determines to learn all he can from St. James, and aspires to be even more fabulous. Soon his dream becomes a glittering reality. With his increasingly outrageous behaviour, and the wild antics of his infamous 'Club Kids', the charismatic Alig becomes the number one promoter in clubland and a media celebrity. Before long, however, the hedonistic parties and drug-fuelled existence take their toll. In a last ditch attempt to recapture the spirit of excess Alig makes one final outrageous gesture. But can he get away with murder? This unbelievable but true story of the man who reinvented New York nightlife in the early '90s is a fascinating and outrageous expose of good times-turned-sour featuring brilliant performances from Macaulay Culkin and Seth Green as you've never seen them before.

Moonlight Mile, at Woolworths
Academy Award winners Dustin Hoffman, Susan Sarandon and Holly Hunter star with Jake Gyllenhall (Donnie Darko) in Moonlight Mile - an emotional tale of disarming honesty and unexpected humour, written and directed by Brad Silberling (City Of Angels). When Joe Nast's (Gyllenhaal) marriage plans change due to an unexpected loss, he wants to be the man he believes everyone wants him to be - dutifully bereaved husband-to-be and the perfect would-be-son-in-law to Ben (Hoffman) and JoJo (Sarandon). But when another woman unexpectedly enters his life, he's torn between fulfilling his new role and following his heart.

Play And Learn - Reading, at Woolworths
THIS IS THE FIRST DISC in the Play & Learn mini-series. You'll find it packed full of amazingly fun activities - all designed to encourage and entertain preschoolers! There are vividly animated games that use colours, shapes, and sounds to stimulate children. These fun activities will get your child motivated to Play & Learn! Educational Benefits Develops key literacy and numeracy skills including: Simple phonics, Numbers and shapes, Sound recognition, Memory exercises. Easy controls mean minimal adult supervision needed. Encouraging sound effects and animation keep children entertained. Virtual rewards help to build confidence and skills.

Verdi - Simon Boccanegra (Levine, Metropolitan Opera), at Woolworths
Simon Boccanegra in a prologue and three acts.

Yoga For Beginners, at Woolworths
Yoga is the union of body, mind and spirit. On this DVD we take you through simple yogic postures aimed at increasing your stamina, improving flexibility, strengthening your body and gaining serenity of mind. Enjoy this easy to follow class from the comfort of your own home.

Bratz Movie Starz Pyjamas - 3 piece, at www.Woolworths
Look snazzy and stylish at bedtime with these Bratz Movie Starz Pyjamas. This glamorous 3-piece set includes gold appliqued bottoms, fuschia vest top with Bratz logo and gold straps and tie-up shrug to keep you snug at night. Features   100% polyester 

The Macc Lads - Come To Brum, at Woolworths
Who would ever have believed that four filthy mouthed, hooligan punks from the quiet North West English town of Macclesfield would become the most notorious band of the 1980s UK rock scene. But that is exactly what happened. From hooligan dolites to degenerate superstars of punk rock in one disgustingly foul swoop. The Macc Lads assaulted the concert rooms of Britain, fuelled by inhuman amounts of Boddingtons bitter and countless horny rock chicks. It was rock n roll, but not as we know it! The DVD features two epic gigs by the Macc Lads, playing to sell-out crowds in England's first and second cities. By the late eighties the lads had left their pub rock beginning way behind and were now packing them in like no other band around. Profane and prolific in equal proportions they went from strength to strength, offending and entertaining the masses as they rampaged across the UK with their beer swilling phlegm-filled entourage in tow. Not only does the video feature the band live at Birmingham's prestigious Goldwyns Suite in 1988 and the legendary Fulham Greyhound in 1987, it also contains several commercials, shot by the Jettisoundz Video team for reasons unbeknown, except that maybe everyone involved had had a little too much pop. Good clean filthy fun!

Two Fat Ladies - The Complete Series Of, at Woolworths
Contains All Four Series - 24 Episodes: Jennifer Paterson and Clarissa Dickson Wright are the unforgettable Two Fat Ladies, a pair of passionate cooks who travel the length and breadth of the United Kingdom creating fabulous meals for the people they meet on their travels. As they explore the country on their classic Triumph Thunderbird motorbike and sidecar, searching for the best ingredients for their delicious recipes, the Ladies get into all manner of hilarious adventures. Jennifer and Clarissa visit a wide array of destinations in Britain, from an army camp to a convent and from a brewery to Westminster Cathedral, bringing their unique brand of cooking, passion and eccentricity with them. The Fat Ladies share a hatred of healthy eating and of political correctness - they loathe vegetarians and love lard, bacon fat, double cream, butter and dripping. Every recipe-packed programme ends with delightful banter as the pair look back on their day while Jennifer relaxes with a drink and a cigarette.

Midnight Cowboy, at www.Woolworths
When Joe Buck (Voight), a good-looking naively charming Texas cowboy makes his way to the Big Apple to seek his fortune, the only wealth he finds is in the friendship of Ratso Rizzo (Hoffman), a scrounging, sleazy, small-time con man with big dreams. Living on the tattered fringe of society, these two outcasts develop an unlikely bond - one that transcends their broken dreams and get-rich-quick schemes.

The Original Three Tenors Concert [Deluxe Special Edition], at Woolworths
Orchestra Del Maggio Musicale Fiorentino

Lugz Mystical Kingdom, at Woolworths
Create your own colourful magnetic world with the Lugz Mystical Kingdom. Build knights, princesses, kings and castles or using the cool double-sided graphics mix up your sets and make your own scenes. Suitable for ages 5 years+ Feature Double-sided graphics Reusable Colourful magnetic joiners Character panels

Fifi and the Flowertots Slippers, at www.Woolworth
Keep your feet warm and snug with these adorable Fifi and the Flowertots Slippers featuring a large 3D image of Fifi.  Features Upper, lining and sock: textile Outer sole: other materials 3D image of Fifi Velcro fastening

Cosatto Bola Cot - Blue, at Woolworth
This Cosatto Blue Bola Cot will give a chunky vintage feel to any nursery. It features a three-position height base as well as zip drop sides - giving you easy access to your little one. Suitable from birth Features 3-position adjustable height base Safety teething rails Zip drop sides Recommended 120cm Cosatto mattress

Simon, Simon, at Woolworths
Two handyman (Graham Stark and John Junkin) cause chaos on a new crane whilst haphazardly trying to accomplish jobs for their ever more frustrated boss. This 'silent' comedy features a host of cameos from the likes of Peter Sellers, Michael Caine, Bob Monkhouse, Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. Simon, Simon is a classic 'sound effect' comedy that sits with the likes of titles such as 'The Plank''Futtocks End' and 'Rhubarb Rhubarb'.

Digimate 32 LCD HD Ready Television, at www.Woolworths
The 32" Digimate LCD HD TV looks as good as the pictures it produces. Link it to the latest technology such as Blu-ray players and new games consoles to fully experience the ability of this stunning television. Features Panel Size :32"TFT (Active Matrix) Contrast Ratio :1200 : 1 Aspect Ratio :16: 9 Resolution :1366 x 768 (WXGA) Pixel Pitch :0.51 x 0.51 mm Display Colors :16.7M Brightness (cd/m2) :500cd/m2 Response time :8ms Viewing Angle, H/V :176 degree(H) / 176 degree(V) TV system(Optional):PAL, SECAM Model: LTV-3203H Video Signal :TV, YPbPr, HDMI,VGA, SCART1,SCART2,Video,S-Video Audio Signal :RCA Audio In(L/R), headphone Out Internal Speaker :Stereo Speaker (8W*2) OSD language :English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Russian Other Feature :Support DE-interlace, NICAM, 10 pages Teletext, Aspect ratio adjustment, Comb Filter, 3D noise reduction Remote Control Power Supply :AC 100~240V 50/60Hz Power Consumption :Working 200W(Max),Standby 4W Net Weight :16.7 kg Monitor Dimension (WxHxD mm) :813 x 645 x 240mm Carton Dimension (WxHxD mm) :913 x 735 x 263 mm Regulation Safety & EMI:CE, RoHS Wall Mountable

The Island, at Woolworths
On the brink of a life-changing decision, Alexis Fielding longs to find out about her mother's past. But Sofia has never spoken of it. All she admits to is growing up in a small Cretan village before moving to London. When Alexis decides to visit Crete, however, Sofia gives her daughter a letter to take to an old friend, and promises that through her she will learn more. Arriving in Plaka, Alexis is astonished to see that it lies a stone's throw from the tiny, deserted island of Spinalonga - Greece's former leper colony. Then she finds Fortini, and at last hears the story that Sofia has buried all her life: the tale of her great-grandmother Eleni and her daughters and a family rent by tragedy, war and passion. She discovers how intimately she is connected with the island, and how secrecy holds them all in its powerful grip...

W.I.T.C.H. - Vol. 1, at Woolworth
Meet W.I.T.C.H., five ordinary girls with extraordinary superpowers, and discover the magic and power of friendship. With the forces of earth, wind, fire and air at their command, they become the Guardians Of The Veil, who protect the universe from evil but still must learn to deal with boys and homework!

Mozart - Don Giovanni (Levine, Metropolitan Opera Orchestra), at Woolworths
The Opera Don Giovanni drama in two acts.