I have many names. There are some who call me Maddie. Or sometimes Pumpkin.
What?
The thing is, in real life, I try to write serious stories and other such nonsense. But my brain leaks. This is what it leaks...
Why?
Because sometimes the leakage amuses people. I hope it will amuse you.
When?
A very good question. When I get around to it, mostly. This is an ongoing struggle. To quote Nick Cave, 'I try, I do, I really try, but I just err, baby, I do...'
Where?
Here.
Where did you get the name?
My dear friend Forgetful Jones was calling me sneaky and crazy. Stealthy and nut. Hey, she said, you're a stealthnut!
Can I get some of whatever it is you've been smoking?
Sadly, this is just my brain. You could try taking a lot of codeine, though.
Is everything here funny?
Well, that kind of depends on what you find funny. If you don't think profanity or substance abuse by hobbits are funny, then you're going to be sadly disappointed. But no, not everything here is intended to be funny. I've got a very small amount of non-humorous fanfic here, and probably occasional other bits and pieces.
What's with all the pink and purple?
I was going to make it orange and yellow. Then I didn't.
That really didn't answer the question.
I know.
Who is Pumpkin?
Please see the works of Pumpkin and Sunnybunny for more information about this.
Are these questions really frequently asked?
Nope. No one ever asks me questions except, 'when the hell are you putting up the next chapter of Mary Sue and the Beanstalk, you dozy cow? Thus I must ask them of myself. Look, do I tell you how to run your website?
Can I write to you expression my adoration/revulsion?
Sure. Right here.
I don't get it.
Bummer, dude. It's funny. Really.
