Ode To The Toilet?

"Ode To The Toilet., and about time too"

Oh alas for you poor toilet,
So often unappreciated,
No-one ever sings your praises,
You are so under rated.

There are armchairs and sofa's.
But none of them ever did,
Make my bum as comfortable,
As your shiny plastic lid.

Many a newspaper was read,
On you my porcelain throne,
As a matter of fact I even sat on you,
While chatting on the phone.

People are so very ungrateful,
For the relief you so kindly provide,
But when they need you and can't find you,
Some have even cried.

Well its time to sing your praises,
And give you our gratitude,
For the one to one attention you give,
In privacy and solitude.

Hooray for the toilet I say!!!,
A toast...bottoms up!! and down the hatch
For there is no closer intimacy,
Than when bottoms to toilets attach.

©2003 LCB

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