Cover-my-ass Disclaimer

I do not advocate any illegal activities whatsoever. This site is purely for my own amusement. If you get a stupid idea from here and end up with the police knocking on your door, that's totally your problem. That's freedom for ya. You can do what you like but you can't blame other people for your stupidity.

Occasionally I will include copyrighted images on my site. If you spot an image that belongs to you and you have a problem with this then send me an e-mail and I'll remove it as soon as possible. Sorry, but I don't have the time or inclination to ask for permission for the use of all my material.

I will also occasionally post articles I find funny from other sites. On these occasions I will give credit where it is due and include a link to the source material. Again, if the original author doesn't like this then just send me a message.