Jules'Stuff - Quotes

Updated 21/2/03

Quote of the Month

 

New Quote Alert! Hoorah hoorah, it's back (I hear you cry). After an abnormally huge absence, I was struck last night by the need for new quotes! (Ok, so Dave just said something funny and I thought I'd share). So there we were, talking about red squirrels, Kenny The Kangaroo, and aluminium (as you do), when Dave brought up "Tufty the Hedgehog". Nya, something isn't right there, thought I (in my best Giles song-voice). Squirrel! Tufty was a squirrel! Upon this discovery, Dave said;

 

"Tufty the Squirrel had a hedgehog friend! I know, I've got the Tufty the Squirrel board game! Tufty was f**king gangsta!"

Dave Mansfield (suitably tufty)

Pished? Moi. Shurely you mishtake me for shomeone else. I'm Sean Connery!.

Yeeeeess Darling, quite...

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