There are a number of ways to make easy money, "on the side", while claiming benefits.
98% of doleys eventually turn to crime as a source of extra income. Robbing banks is very popular and you can become very rich very quickly, unless you`re caught and what use is any money you blag when you`re banged up in the big house doing a ten stretch for assault with a deadly weapon and ABH (actual bodily harm).
Below are some easy to follow tutorials on how to make a little extra pocket money
Try begging, it`s very lucrative. First of all you`ll need a coffee cup for collecting the money, then find yourself a sturdy piece of card and a frayed piece of string long enough to go round your neck. On the piece of card, preferably in a childlike fashion write the words "me stupid, give money". Attach the string to the card from earlier and hang it round your neck, then sit in a shop doorway and look stupid while getting in the way of shoppers. If you have a one-legged dancing monkey take that with you as people will feel sorry for it and give you 24p, if you don`t have a monkey a one-eyed little puppy will suffice. You`ll be making in excess of 75p-95p per hour.
If you are unsuccesful at this don`t fret because you can hang yourself with the piece of string from earlier.
"Creative" types such as musicians, artists and writers are one of the largest group of freeloaders on the dole. The fact that they`re not in full time employment means they can spend all their time honing those artistic talents.They also have plenty of time to attend exhibition openings where they get can get FREE wine and savoury nibbles. These freebies are always finished within the first 5-10 mins upon which these spongers just leave.
Unfortunately more often than not the "talents" displayed by these arty farties is more akin to autistic than artistic.
THE WORLDS MOST SUCCESFUL ARTIST ROLF HARRIS
Be the pop group Oasis. Why not, they did and they`re rolling in it.
You`ll need a monobrow (effect can be achieved by glueing a small caterpillar or slug on forehead), a second hand unwashed paisley pattern or lumberjack shirt (preferably with vomitus down the front), a full length black leather bank robbers jacket and if possible a group of photographers and cameramen to follow you all day so you can give them the vicky, swear and be obnoxious and that. Don`t forget to have a brother who you must fight and argue with constantly, again in front of the cameras. Try singing or playing guitar, it doesn`t really matter as long as you`re shite, then write 3 cliched albums that all sound the same.
Within a short period of time you will be Oasis. Simple.
"Creative" types such as musicians, artists and writers are one of the largest group of freeloaders on the dole. The fact that they`re not in full time employment means they can spend all their time honing those artistic talents.They also have plenty of time to attend exhibition openings where they get can get FREE wine and savoury nibbles. These freebies are always finished within the first 5-10 mins upon which these spongers just leave.