The Burdett Files
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THE BURDETT FILES

 

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COMMENTS FROM WORK COLLEAGUES

What do John's immediate colleagues have to say to him?

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Pauline Allen    As John is 40 I should say something really nice about him ............... ummmmmmmmm................errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............this is harder than I thought...................ohhhhhhhhhh...............sorry John can't think of anything. Have a good day anyway.
Zoë Best Zoe Best Someone please! Swap seats and save me from these old gags that tickle John into his filthy laughing fits.  Only kidding John.  Have a great 40th Birthday!! Be good.
Steve Brown Steve Brown John considers himself to be an expert. He claims that the word "expert"  is made up from two components - "spurt" which apparently means little drip, and "ex" meaning has been. On the basis of his theory, I fully concur with Johns opinion of himself!
Trevor Hillman   What can I say It is a pleasure to sit next to him in the office !
Always has time to answer my queries with regard to H&S issues and an absolute fountain of knowledge on all topics ! He does worry me with the sample tube he keeps on the desk ! Well that's enough Bull ! Have a good birthday John.
Ken Hunt Ken Hunt John Burdett - Short arms and long pockets! - A legend in is own mind. I have a message for him. "I still haven't forgotten the water bomb!"
Les Morris Les Morris I have been playing squash with Mr Burdett since September 2000 and he has definitely got better.  In saying that, he has used some methods that leave a lot to be desired, they range from hitting me about the legs with his racket, hitting me with the ball at high speed, letting his racket go, and the last straw was when he let his racket go so that it struck me on the back of the head, most times he has the cheek to claim the point as well. I am not too sure about his positioning when dressing & undressing in the changing rooms, as he seems to delight in exposing himself to everybody in reception, perhaps he is related to Dario Gradi after all.
Wendy Sears Wendy Sears When I think of John - which thankfully is not too often - I am always reminded of a boomerang. No matter how far you try to get rid of the thing, it always seems to come back at you to give you a pain in the neck!
Happy birthday big boy...

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