Bony Marone
John Lennon

I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
Got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on
She's not very fat, just skin and bone
Well now I love her, and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Well, I told her momma and her poppa too
Just exactly what I'm gonna do
We're gonna get married on a night in June
Rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon

Well now I love her, and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Well she's my one and only, she's my heart's desire
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire
Everybody's watching when my baby walks by
She's so good looking, really catches the eye

Well now I love her, and she loves me
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Yeah, yeah, underneath the apple!
Making love, yeah!
Making love!
Making love, harder!
Harder!

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