The idea for this site was first born at an Ezboard. Various situations and responses occured... Names have been changed to protect identity (bit late for that lol).
Me
dey are sooooooooo made for each other
picture the scene...
vegeta: i shall kill all mankind
james: coo-ee!! is this capsule corp? i wanna get one of those COOOOL jackets
vegeta: be gone!!
james (to self): those tight spandex... so alluring... cant stop staring at... oh man...
vegeta: who are you, blue-haired boy
james (dreamily): whoever you want me to be
vegeta: you remind of bulma. but you are a man. yet i find myself, could i be...?
v & j embrace
james: finally i have found a dominating MALE to love me
vegeta: finally i have found a complete and utter poof to adore me
i should be doing college work. instead i wrote that. *sigh*
Mister Huge1
ummmmmmmmmmmmm..... YEAH!
Podgemaster Slim
Hehe, hehehehe, hehe, eeeeeee-hehe!
Me
that was quite a gay response slim.
Podgemaster Slim
Indeed it is, that's the text version of my gay James laugh,
which I do in real life to make Sexxx giggle.
Me
james: eeeeeeee! Veggy-poo, that nasty man is making fun of my girlish giggles! beat me up for me honey-bun!
vegeta: DIE NEW ZEALAND MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
slim: wont someone save me?
trunks: stop it dads! leave him alone
vegeta: why should we?
trunks: because... I LOVE HIM!!!!
*dramatic music*
vegeta: i knew it! ever since you saw my pink shirt...
trunks: its true! in fact i borrowed the shirt last week
*slim tries to leave*
james: veggy! step-son! the nasty man is getting away!
tracey appears out of nowhere and sits on vegeta
slim: what the...?
sexxx joins them
sexxx: good boy, tracey! now bounce up and down
vegeta (muffled): noooooooo
Hurricane69
GET THOSE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Mister Huge1
um please fix your sig hurricane its mesing up the thred.
Podgemaster Slim
Sorted....
Me
james: and what is wrong with these images
vegeta: does our rampant lovemaking scar you, hurricane!! does it? DOES IT???? oh yeah, we so horny!
james: oh your sooo naughty vegeta. leave the poor kid alone
vegeta: im sorry darling
J & V snuggle
awwwwww......
uniquekojiro
I thought I was the only one who made up scenarios like that in my head.
Mmmm...Vegi-Jim luvvin'...
Me
j & v lying in bed after rampant love-making session...
james: vegeta...
vegeta: what now bitch?
james: i'm... pregnant
vegeta: already? damn my super-saiyan sperm. no, hang on! thats impossible!
james: condoms are only 99% effective
vegeta: no, i mean its physically impossible. you're (for the most part) a man
james: ah yes! i am. so how can i be pregnant?
vegeta: simple; you're not
james: are you calling me a liar?
vegeta: no
james: OH! SO I'M A HYPOCHONDRIAC NOW AM I?!?!
vegeta: don't raise your voice to me!
james: sorry baby...
vegeta: you shouldn't get worked up in your condition
james: you mean...?
vegeta: yes. if you are indeed pregnant, i'll be behind you
james: literally?
*james shuffles closer to vegeta*
vegeta: heh heh...
uniquekojiro
Eeeep!
I had a biology teacher once who told our class that "You can only get pregnant through oral sex if you have a really bad ulcer."
Me
james (checks mouth): hmmmm... i dont think i have an ulcer. it must have been a false alarm
vegeta: phew!
james: dont you want us to have a wee bairn?
vegeta: a what? oh a baby! no, i already have two kids
james: WHAAAAAAAT?
*bulma returns*
james & bulma: oh, a mirror!
bulma: wait, you're not a mirror! you're a strange young man wearing my clothes!
james: mine got ripped in the height of passion so i borrowed these old rags
bulma: hey!
vegeta: now ladies...
bulma: who is he?
james: who is she?
vegeta: shes my... wife
james: wha?
vegeta: i was going to tell you but we've only known each other for a day. 23 hours of it was spent on f**king
james: mmmmmm...........
bulma: stop that! vegeta, why didnt you tell me that you were gay?
vegeta: wasnt it obvious? i prance around in spandex, in front of 7 other men! im obsessed with kakarotto! i wore a pink shirt!
bulma: you said you didnt like it
vegeta: i lied. it was the best shirt i'd ever had dammit!!!
james: maybe i should leave
b & v: SIT DOWN!!!!!!!!
*james whimpers*
bulma: i dont know how the kids are going to take this...
>later...
bra: you're gay, daddy?
trunks: dude! i mean... i always suspected but... dude!
james: man vegeta... your son is hot
vegeta: stop it!!!
james: sorry veggy-poo
trunks: dude, your hair rocks
james: so does yours
bra: what about me?
james: your hair rocks too
trunks: dude!
bra: dude!
james: dude!
supreme kai: dude!
all: huh?
bulma: supreme kai? why are you here?
s kai: i sensed a great amount of gay energy here. i wanted to be somewhere that i fit in
trunks: supreme kai is gay?
vegeta: oh like you didnt know that already
trunks: i didnt
james: but he's absolutely screaming!
s kai: its true. i've been banging frieza in the afterlife
trunks: and i've been banging goten!
*silence*
bulma: i'm starting to regret the day i ran over goku...
Falcon420
*giggle* Tee-hee...that was so fabulously amusing!
Me
at a kami's/dende's house...
vegeta: i've brought you all here to confess that... i'm gay. this is my lover, james
james: coo-ee!
vegeta: we are moving in together
krillin: but, i thought WE had something special vegeta
#18: WHAT?
*krillin gives #18 money*
krillin: i hope this will ease your pain
#18: sure does!
kakarotto: wow vegeta. all this time and you never once told us
vegeta: i told you several times you twit! you were too busy eating and you never heard me
kakarotto: oh yeah
*yamcha holds up hand*
vegeta: what is it?
yamcha: can i have bulma back?
vegeta: yes whatever, take her
yamcha: yey!
tien: vegeta, you're so brave. i think its time i was too
all: huh?
tien: i'm gay as well
all: WHAT?????
tien: why d'ya think i agreed to take this thing home?
*holds up chao-tsu*
tien: i couldnt afford a blow-up doll of brendan fraser
james: they have those? yipee!
vegeta: hey bitch! you've got ME remember?
james: only joking sweetie
*hugs*
all: awwww
kakarotto: reminds me of the time vegeta and I were in memphis and...
vegeta: SHUT UP KAKAROTTO!!!!!
Hurricane69
eww....
Anyway, is my sig okay now?
Me
later, in kanto...
jesse: you're leaving us?
james: yes. i have fallen in love
meowth: is dis loike da toime you followed a male strippa home...?
james: no no! this time its for real. meet vegeta
*vegeta steps out from behind the meowthballoon*
jesse: you mean that spiky haired dwarf?
james: they prefer to be called 'little people'
vegeta: I'M JUST AS TALL AS YOU, MISSY!!!!!
*stands next to jesse on his tippytoes*
meowth: nope. ya still a few inches shorta dan jess
vegeta: curses...
jesse: well, james. if this makes you happy then we'll support you. but i dont know what the boss will make of it
james: we always knew i wouldnt be the boss's bitch forever
jesse: YOU'RE his bitch? i thought I was!
meowth: i tawt I was!
s kai: i thought I was!
vegeta: dammit supreme kai! would you kindly P*SS OFF!
s kai: oh you're SO mean!
*s kai cries*
james: vegeta!
*james consoles s kai*
jesse: so, um... does ALL of you go super saiya-jin?
*jesse winks*
meowth: yeah, does ya?
*meowth winks*
vegeta: why me?
Me
i dont think i'll EVER get tired of this! ^_^
Me-no-likey-rocketshipping
I don't think I'll ever get tired of reading it.
Me
james, vegeta, jesse & meowth out shopping...
jesse: so vegeta, are ya gonna show me where i can get tight spandex like yours? i'd prefer mine to be slightly translucent (*slim's head explodes*)
vegeta: i have several pairs already. i'll show them to you all later (*my head explodes*)
james: can i try them on? (*just about everyone's head explodes*)
meowth: youse guyz are patetic!
vegeta: ah here's the place! 'chez slutte'
jesse: sounds like our kind of place
meowth: hey, isnt dat da twerp ova dere?
>ash: but i wanna go on the musical pony ride!!!!!
>misty: just put some money into the slot on the side
>brock: we HAVE no money
*ash stamps his feet*
>ash: WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
vegeta: who is that highly annoying boy? he reminds me of kakarotto
jesse: hey, he's right. the twerp does look a lot like he's one of the Son family
j, j, v, m: SO THAT'S WHO ASH'S FATHER IS!!!!!!!!!!!
james: 'twas goku all along!
*ash overhears*
ash: goku? goku ketchum? how do you know my father's name?
*goku appears using instant transmission*
goku: hi son, sorry i didn't tell you. i have another life.
ash: you do?
goku: yep. i fly around, kill bad guys, die, get resurected somehow & then do it all again! oh, and i have two other sons and a 2nd wife
ash: why didnt you tell me?
goku: well, there IS a picture of them on the fridge at home. right behind the one of your mum in a hot-tub with p. oak. they're such good friends, aren't they?
vegeta: er... kakarotto?
goku: yes?
vegeta: oak has been f**king her for the past 15 years or so.
goku: oh well. fair's fair i suppose.
meowth: humans, saiya-jins... dere ALL nuts!!!
Hurricane69
this topic scares me!
Me
vegeta: oh yeah! i remember YOU bitch! you dont like it when men are in lurve. do ya? DO YA?
james: vegeta! stop teasing the poor chirin
vegeta: hrumph!
*vegeta stomps away*
james: veggy? ... vegeta? ... fluffleduck?
evil togepi: hahahahaha! foolish mortal! your 'life partner' has left you because i used my amazing evil powers to increase his arrogance and thus causing him to run off in a tantrum! BWHAHAHAHA...
james: bad eggy, bad! you took away my one true love (besides myself)
*james chases evil togepi with frying pan*
*vegeta returns*
vegeta: jimmy? what ARE you doing?
james: trying to kill togepi
vegeta: but this way is much quicker
*vegeta zaps evil togepi*
*evil togepi becomes pile of evil egg dust*
james: my hero!
vegeta: come here, babe
*snuggles*
note: evil togepi was highly upset when he read this. i sincerely apologise to my evil togepi, and to the other togepis that lurk around this forum
EnigmaHugz
You're psycho.
It's great
This is hilarious
Me
yes. yes i am.
vegeta, james, trunks, bra are out shopping...
trunks: step-dad, can we go and play video games, please?
james: oh i dont see why not
trunks: great, biological-dad can we have some money?
vegeta: why are you asking me? james is the one who is loaded.
james: but i didnt bring my purse (c'mon, people. you gotta love that purse!)
bra: we have no time for video games. we've got to go buy clothes for our dads' wedding
james: i'm definately having a white dress
vegeta: and i'm definately wearing my spandex
all: OH NO YOU'RE BLOODY NOT!!!!!!!
bra: daddy, you've got to wear a suit
vegeta: suit? suit!
>later...
*vegeta twirls in front of mirror*
vegeta: i look GOOD in armani
james: guh guh fluagh guh
trunks: those trousers really enhance your buttocks
*all stare at trunks*
trunks: what? they do!
bra: that doesn't mean you should say so
james: veggy, can we buy an extra one for jesse? she's always wanted an armani
vegeta: fine. where's bulma's chequebook?
bra: here daddy. do you want me to forge her signature again?
trunks: ssshhh!!! the assisstant is coming
assissatant: do you need anything else sir?
all: OH MY GOD IT'S ALLEN SCHEZAR!!!!!!!
allen: shut up... i'm under cover
james: allen, will you sign my chest? PLEASE!!!!!!!!
vegeta: what are you hiding from?
allen: my lover, prince van
bra: is every guy in anime gay?
allen: gay? no we're just bi-curious
trunks: there must be SOME completely straight, sexually-conventional anime guys
*all think hard*
james: professor oak?
trunks: nope. he's got deliah AND tracey
bra: tenchi?
allen: i dunno. he's lives with 7 women but doesn't try anything with them. but there was that sakuya
vegeta: yeah but she turned out to be a 10-year-old girl!
trunks: tuxedo mask?
all: paedophile
...
all of them are currently still trying to think of a completely straight, sexually-conventional anime guy
Podgemaster Slim
Hehehe, that was good.
As for straight anime guy, howsaboot Colt from Sabre-Rider?
I think that was his name. Sabre himself couldn't lay
claim to being completely straight because there was that
whole thing going on between him and Jesse (the male
villain) and as for Fireball, well he may have got it on with
the token chick, but that hair and those pants..... he was
firmly in the closet.
Me
james: we also said "sexually conventional"
vegeta: that means, no animals, children, old people or gang-bangs
james: speaking of which, weren't we meeting tenchi and moonlight knight for 'lunch'
vegeta: oh er, yeah. um... later slim!
james: we have to go 'do lunch'
vegeta: heh heh
justina: my, those two have a healthy appetite don't they?
evil togepi: justina, you're an idiot
justina: wha? @_@
Me
y'know slim, not all gay men are good dressers
actually i'm talking out my ass. ALL gay men are good dressers. just look at james' flair for style and vegeta's spandex. gotta love those spandex... mmmmm.../TD |