Ask James

Ever seen "Ask Jeeves?"? Well this is the same thing but with James instead of a butler. There's a lot going on in that mind of his. He's asked me many philosophical questions and I've been unable to answer a few. I thought I'd put them here for you to ponder over. So let's delve into that void known as James' subconcious. How come Vegeta (and all the other aliens) can speak English / Japanese? Who discovered that you could get milk from cows? What was he really doing? Why did Billy Connolly dye his beard purple? Why does someone always fall down in horror movies? How can Super Saiyans be legendary if there are 4 of them right now? Why is it so easy to exceed it? How can Piccolo be a Mack Daddy if he has no gender? How can he be a he? Does he squat or stand? Why do some fights on DB/Z/GT last 20 episodes and others last 5 seconds? Why do fighters' shirts disintegrate but their shorts/trousers/pants stay on fairly intact? How come in movies, New York apartments can be owned by anyone regardless of age, race or employment status? Why is Vegeta still a prince? Surely after the death of his father he would automatically upgrade to king? I wanna be the queen!!! Did Frieza honestly think he could get away with that awful pink combo he was in at the beginning of DBZ *shudder* Who is the most stupid - Ash, Goku, Goten or a rock? How do they get the jam into doughnuts? *drools* Why are there holes in some cheeses? How come in Nappa's flashback, Vegeta had no tail? How do Frieza's henchmen go to the toilet? Do they have to take off all their clothes and armour?

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