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In like manner that end, I require and Imp.
So have to devote your life to worshiping my evil and participating in my plans, well to be honest the benefits are pretty poor. But I can guarantee you receive the following:
- Food at times ,, evil plans do require sustenance
- Adventure (Honestly this town is pretty much standard)
- No idea as to what will happen next, we could be in imprisonment or we could buy a handful of dildos coat them in peanut butter and try and return them. Really no telling.
- May be joined on missions by my insatiable hell harrass who feasts on love (Probably nintendo wii trait for a hell hound)
- Grand tourdates of my lair of Mania
Actually, i know, just take a moment along with soak in how amazing it is planned to be my imp, but becoming the initial one is not easy.
Don� t bother replying if you can't meet the following criteria:
- Evil
- Female (I cannot stress how important it is to be female)
- Cute (A cute evil imp pores and skin look, no one would ever count on one! )
- Smart-ish but also no self esteem so I can berate my Imp in order to be dumb then rip off her idea a short time later
- Must focus on me as Master and have a very cockney British accent
- High electric power (Imps must bounce around)
- Insanely Trustworthy
Bonus points if you happen to meet the following criteria:
- Under contemplate feet tall
- Green or extremely pale complexion
- Piercings (Okay I like piercings, can� t really work that inside the imp thing)
- Between that ages of x years, one day, x hours, and x short minutes; and x years, x days, x hours, and x short minutes old
- Libertarian (Yes, Libertarian Imps are instead x percent more evil rather than a normal imp)
Okay and here for the free form session of our Imp program tonight. Email me detailing why less complicated the best and most evil imp anywhere please put in any special talents you may have. Also make the subject: IMP CASTING CALL so that i may sort you from all worse than me SPAM CRAWLERS.
Also if you possibly can cast spells that would put you to the front of the set, a good fireball throwing imp is usually invaluable to my plans.
I watch for the untold horrors your emails will take.
That Master
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