These are the lyrics to Phoebe’s most famous song Smelly Cat. 
Sung mostly in season two of Friends:

(Chorus)
Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s not your fault 

They won’t take you to the vet 
You’re obviously not their favourite pet
You may not be a bed of roses 
And you’re no friend to those with noses.

(Repeat Chorus)


A classic from Friends’ zaniest character!!


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