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Ten Commandments According To The Cat
Version One
1. Thou shalt not feed me the same food twice.
2. Thou shalt not tell me what to do EVER!
3. Thou shalt not sit on my chair.
4. Thou shalt not buy furniture that I can not ruin.
5. Thou shalt not feed the birds until I have positioned myself under a bush.
6. Thou shalt never take me to the vet in a cardboard box.
7. Thou shalt not buy a dog with teeth and legs.
8. Thou shalt not rev up the car while I am under it.
9. Thou shalt never put a lid on the goldfish bowl.
10. Thou shalt obey my other nine commandments or I will piddle in places you will not find.
Version Two
1. Thou shalt not feed me the same food twice.
2. Thou shalt not tell me what to do - EVER!
3. Thou shalt not sit on my chair without my permission, nor wilt thou ever think of making the bed just because thou has finished lying on it.
4. Never wilt thou complain if I sharpen my claws on the cabriole legs of thine antique Chippendales.
5. Thou shalt remember that I need to be let out at 2am and back in at 5am nor shalt thou object to my nocturnal singing, fighting or colleagues in the yard.
6. Thou shalt, on winter days, remember that the space in front of the fire is reserved unto me alone, nor shalt thou grumble about muddy footprints on thy car's bonnet.
7. Thou shalt not buy a dog - at least not one with teeth and legs.
8. Thou shalt never put a lid on the goldfish bowl, rev up the car when I am under it, nor feed the birds til I have positioned myself in the garden.
9. Remember, when thou shuffles unto thy refrigerator at night, that I shall be verily underfoot, nor canst thou open it, however silently, without me knowing.
10. Thou shalt study all the above and keep to them faithfully all thy days, or truly I shalt leave fur on thy best suit and piddle in places thou didst not even know thou hadst.
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