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September 2002

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GLOBAL MELTDOWN!

It's the .

 

The problem with this list is that it could go on and on - Brazil, Guatemala, El Salvador, Ecuador, Uruguay, the Dominican Republic, Cuba, Haiti, Iraq, Iran, Laos, East Timor, Grenada, Greece... All of these and more are countries who have suffered from oppression, torture, starvation, and death at the hands of American 'intervention,' whether it takes the form of bombs, sanctions, or our personal favourite, CIA sponsored military regimes.

As ex-State Department employee and author William Blum writes, "An American holocaust has taken place - So great and deep is the denial of the American holocaust that the deniers are not even aware that the claimers or their claims exist. Yet, a few million people have died in the American holocaust and many more millions have been condemned to lives of misery and torture as a result of US interventions extending from China and Greece in the 1940s to Afghanistan and Iraq in the 1990s."    
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Rolf Harris tampers with goat - New vaccine for smallpox found, even though it has been virtually eliminated anyway - Pagan worshippers sue Coventry Council for not providing adequate sacrificial disposable waste facilities -


 


   MONKEY FODDER SEPTEMBER 11TH TRIBUTE

MONKEY FODDER EARTH SUMMIT - SOME SOLUTIONS

We can harness new forms of power by adopting the animals on mill-wheels technique, cow flatulence and static-electricity by frequently removing socks and jumpers.

Illegal logging can be reduced by making chairs out of plastecine.

Poverty can be reduced in general if we all just ignore it.

Finally, here are some things that you can recycle:

Egg boxes
Tins
Eyebrows
Medals that you won in school for rubbish sports day events
Sylvester Stallone
Curds and Whey

One year on from the date that is September 11th, also known as 9/11 and 11.09.01, comes September 11th again. Is it a coincidence, or is it something more sinister than that? Why do these dates correspond so accurately? Will there be other similarities, such as . But aside from the similarities, what changes have happened since the date that was in September that was on the 11th day? We have changed the way that we put our shoes on, taking more time to tighten the laces or fasten the velcro. Many of us now take more time and consideration over whether we should beat up homeless people. And

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