FIG & DATE FAYRE
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The 2002 Golden Jubilee Fig & Date Fayre
(Figs 'ain't what they used to be!)

The Fabulous Fezheads are proud to announce the 2002 Golden Jubilee Fig & Date Fayre. Who will win a treasured bottle of Fezhead Fig & Date Wine? Who will they win the overall Ned Cleggett trophy? Who will even bother opening their invitation?

Fig & Date Fayre History

Our investigations have led us to believe that the Fig & Date Fayre dates back to Roman times when the arrival of the year's fig and date crop from Southern Europe was the cause of much celebration. After a gap of probably a millenia or so the Fezheads decided to start the thing off again in 1998.

Anyway, back to the history; Fruits in Roman Britain were limited to the indigenous varieties of apples and pears, consequently the arrival of figs and dates with their naturally high sugar content were eagerly anticipated.

They could either be eaten as fruit or dried or pulped to make drinks or extract the sweet syrup for other culinary purposes. Indeed we believe some of the pulp was used in the brewing processes used at that time, though it would appear from the transcription of Roman documents that the sugars were quite powerful and special strains of yeast were used. Ones that could withstand the high sugar concentrations.

We have tried to recreate some of these recipes, beer as well as wine of course, and the dates particularly do add a certain fruity maltness to the flavour (fresh rather than dried are preferable). Highly recommended!! In fact six bottles of this potent brew were awarded as prizes at the Millennium Fayre.

It is likely that the fruit was imported into one of the southern British seaports (such as Portsmouth with its' natural harbour and friendly tides, the Romans were no great sailors) and taken inland to various market towns for onward distribution. Old date pits have been found in many fragments of Roman Urns uncovered in Southern England.

A spokesman for the Fabulous Fezheads said

"Though we hail from Kent, we appreciate that this was probably an undertaking that would have occurred in more centrally as the sea route around the coast of France and straight accross to the Solent would ensure the crop was delivered as quickly and as freshly as possible. We accordingly selected Blandford Forum as the venue, as our investigations lead us to believe that it is likely that the town would have played at least some role in the excercise"

This year sees the Fig & date Fayre make the transition to a three day event (rather like Badminton, but no shuttling cocks 'ere mate!). The evening of Friday March 8th 2002 will see The Fabulous Fezheads and their friends descend on The Poachers, ready for battle and festivities the following day. Mine host Simon of the The Poachers, will be allowing us to take over his pub for the weekend and present our packed itinerary including Music, Dancing, Sports and Competitions celebrating the Fig and Date.

Last year's event appears here, but photographs taken at previous Fig & Date Fayre's are displayed on a separate page via this link

Our host, who will warmly welcome you at any time of year:

The Poachers,
Alton Road,
South Warnborough,
Hook,
Hampshire,
RG29 1RP.

Tel. (01256) 862218



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THE

FABULOUS

FEZHEADS

IN CONJUNCTION WITH MUSIC KRIME ENTERPRISES INC.

ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE

THE GOLDEN JUBILEE FIG & DATE FAYRE.

SATURDAY 9th MARCH 2002

The Poachers,
Alton Road,
South Warnborough,
Hook,
Hampshire,
RG29 1RP.


ITINERARY FOR THE INTERNATIONAL FIG & DATE FAYRE

THIS YEARS EVENTS WILL RUN AS FOLLOWS:

Saturday Noon

The Fig & Date Fayre Officially opens with the presentation of this years Figs & Dates.

 

TRADITIONAL FIG & DATE SONG - Followed by

Dance performances from our invited guests.

NB: Any Teams wishing to perform please seek out

'FATHER KEN' Fig & Date Dance Coordinator.

 

Afternoon Music Session in the Bar lead by 'Colonel' George Gaddafi

2.00 pm

Games Commence

 
  • EYE OF CAMEL - EACH TEAM TO NOMINATE TWO CHAMPIONS TO SPIT DATE STONES THROUGH THE EYE OF A CAMEL - EACH CHAMPION HAS THREE DATES PER ROUND - THIS EVENT IS RUN AS AN ELIMINATOR WITH INCREASING DISTANCES TO SPIT
  • FIG & SPOON RACE - RELAY TEAMS OF 6 IN CLASSIC TRADITION RUN IN HEATS AND FINAL
  • FIG ROULETTE - UP TO TWO CHAMPIONS FROM EACH TEAM ARE REQUIRED TO SUBJECT THEMSELVES TO ' FIG OR DIE ' - THE ROULETTE WHEEL IS SPUN WITH THE ' WINNER ' GIVEN THE CHOICE OF RETIREMENT OR A TASTY CHILLIFIG TO STAY IN THE GAME - MUST EAT WHOLE CHILLIFIG TO STAY IN - INCREASE IN FIGS PER ROUND - LAST MAN STANDING WINS.
  • FRUIT ROUNDERS - EACH SIDE TO PROVIDE A TEAM OF THREE BEING A PITCHER, A CATCHER AND A FIELDER. EACH TEAM TO PROVIDE A SELECTION OF SEASONAL FRUIT. THE FRUIT MUST NOT BE ROTTEN AND MUST CONFORM TO A MANDATORY SIZE RANGE OF 50mm TO 100mm DIAMETER - NO COCONUTS!
    Non-participants must remember to stand back 'cos it could get rather messy
  • BELLY DANCE COMPETITION - OPEN TO ALLCOMERS - JUDGED BY EXPERTS

5.30 pm

Results

followed by the presentation of various prizes and the Famous

'BLIND NED CLEGGETT' MEMORIAL TROPHY

To the Fig & Date Champions 2002

The day finishes with a

'NIGHT WITH THE FEZHEADS'

by the Eclectic Fezheads.

 



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How to get to the Poachers

Directions From J5 M3.

Follow the A287 for just under 1/2 mile towrds Odiham.

Turn right onto B3349 and follow for approx 3.5 miles, going through North Warningham.

On entering South Warnborough look out for possible Fez signs (if we're bothered/sober enough to put them up).