GIRLS ENGLISH!
yes ~ no
no ~ yes
maybe ~ no
its your decision ~ the correct decision should be obvious by now!
do what you want ~ you'll pay for this later!
we need to talk ~ i need to bitch
sure.. go ahead ~ i don't want you to
i'm not upset ~ of course i'm upset, you stupid moron!
how much do you love me? ~ i did something today your not gonna like me for!
am i fat? ~ tell me i'm beautiful
you have to learn to communicate! ~ just agree with me
are you listening to me? ~ too late, you're dead!
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FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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