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NOTE: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS, THOUGHTS OR ANYTHING RELATED TO WHAT YOU DO. THIS IS SHOWN FOR EDUCATION PURPOSES ONLY, AND ITS YOUR DECISIONS WHICH MAKE THIS HAPPEN, NOT US!   16. CLASS FUN   Welcome to another great Anarchy file produced by Anarchists Anonymous. We hope you use this file, a lot...cause we use it all the time. Everything in this book has been done by myself or an Anarchist colleague. Enjoy, but remember. None of  this is for information sake, it is all to be used to crush the democratic and socialistic ideas in the world. It is to be used to wreak havoc on the  unsuspecting victims that so strongly believe in the system. But we as  Anarchists must show them that their system has loopholes and once we pick at them hard enough, the whole phucking system will crash. So start picking... ANARCHISTS AWAY!!! This file is a great utility for the student anarchist and is to be  used as shown above. Don't read this file if you're just curious, like it says above....THIS IS FOR REAL ANARCHISTS ONLY!!!! If you're interested in Anarchy then fine but remember this isn't a story. The file is divided into many  sections...so enjoy!!! PART ONE: A BASIC CLASSROOM The following are many ways to wreack havoc in the common classroom. 1. Pull down maps are great for fun. A nice spray painted "FUCK OFF" works well. Or how about writing that you're teacher does chipmunks!! Of course some nice XXX material sure would look good behind the teacher who is as stiff as a pencil and hasn't been layed since the summer of love ('67). If you have access to a  colour photo copying machine that has a blow up feature, then your porns look great so everyone can see (black and white won't cut it). 2. Even though it may seem primitive and bland, the common FUCK YOU on the  blackboard usually draws alot of attention. However, if you're really creative then you'll draw the teacher doing a tree or feeling up a student! 3. An exploding pen usually works well on a teacher if he or she is writing.  They're especially effective when the teacher is doing report cards ( a small  delay?). Exploding pens have the best effect on picture day...just do as  follows. Find the perfect sucker (the preppie faggot who got all dressed up  for picture day), take his\her pencil case and take all his pens. Then put your exploding pen in his pencil case. By the time he's at the picture shoot. He'll look like a god damned oil slick!! 4. A common class will surely react to some obscenities on the overhead  projector. 5. Here's a sure laugh for any slide show. Gather as many nude pictures as  possible. Now go to a developing company and ask about having slides made. Then have the company develop slides of your porn. Now take out as many slide shows  as possible. Replace some of your porno slides with the real slides. Imagine the classes reaction when after your art teacher clicks by the cistine chapel he sees a nude picture of Sizzling Shiniequa. This is made alot easier if your school has an audio visual room. Thats where most of the slide shows are kept.  Just go in their sometime and make a quick switch. 6. French classes often resort to the dictation on tape. If you can get access to this tape then you've got great opportunities. During a lesson it sure would sound good if there was a continuous wailing...or maybe a once in a while a  small FUCK or a SHIT!!! 7. Study a small concoction that produces an extremely revolting smell (I  suggest the anarchists textbook or the chemists corner 1+2). Now mix up that certain concoction and keep it in a secure baggie. During an extremelly boring class take the mixture and pour it on the teachers seat, or maybe in the center of the room (just make sure that no one sees you). PART TWO: MOVIE FUN The following are a list of great things to do during those long boring  classroom movies. 1. A tripwire passalong is always fun. This is when someone brings a reel of  fishing wire to class. They then get a bunch of friends together and during the movie they pass along the line, each person wraps it around desk legs,  chairs... When the line has gone around the room two or three times tie it to  something. Once the movie is done and someone (hopefully the teacher) stands up to walk around, they'll be falling everywhere. Instant laughs when you're  teacher is lecturing someone about gum in class and she falls flat on her face. 2. If you have access to the orders that go through to certain teachers (movie orders) the you've got access to a real good prank. Say you're going to be  watching a documentary on the royal family in three days. First you have to get the tape. I suggest raiding the audio visual room, or by simply scoffing it off of the teachers desk. Now get your dads favourite porno movie. Get it to a nice shot (the raunchier the better), then record it onto the documentary. Won't it be great when during the press conference on the Charles + Di scandal you suddenly see two people jacking off in a cave!! 3. Don't we all love firecrackers. Well so do teachers!!! Let's give them the  enjoyment of a nice loud BANG during their movie!! I suggest you make some  alterations to your black cat (they give the best bangs) before setting them  off. To make sure it wasn't you you're gonna have to make a REALLY long wick. I'm not gonna go into this because they explain it in the anarchists text book (a must for all anarchists). I suggest a delay of at least thirty seconds or the teacher will know it's you. What you do is during the movie ask to go to the washroom. Then as you return light your black cat. Go straight to the garbage  throw somehing (crumpled paper, tissue) in the garbage. This piece of garbage  will be covering your black cat. In about thirty seconds you should have a HUGE bang. Great for results. Could end the whole class in a session of who dunnit. 4. The common, making sounds during the movie is still effective, even though you were doing it in kindergarten when the movie was showing you why you should bathe. Enough of one annoying noise can bother any teacher...I strongly  reccomend it. 5. Sometimes you have a teacher who doesn't even let you leave yer seat during a film. Well, if you really think that the movie sucks then you can (that  earlier morning) enter the av room (audio visual). They usually have a chart where all the teachers sign out av equipment. Well look for instance on vcr  sheet #2. In period 3 (your science class) you might see Mr. Ray has signed out vcr #2. Now get vcr number two and fuck it up!! Switch the channels, adjust all  toggles and if you're a real anarchist open the vcr and take something out.  This will surely stop the viewing of squid: eight armed beauty. 6. Constantly asking questions during a movie is a GREAT way to annoy a really stiff teacher. Stupid questions usually bother teachers the most. For instance some good questions might be: "How long is this movie" , "What's that in  seconds?" , "How much did this cost to make?" ....you get the idea. PART THREE: SUPPLY TEACHERS  Supply teachers are so much fun....joy!!! 1. Exchanging names is always confusing to a supply teacher. For instance  during one class I had four different names, and the teacher kept yelling at me for changing my name..but I told her she musn't have heard me right. Then I'd ask my friends (who were part of my plot) and they'd back me up. A really good prank is to give yourself a girls name (or a boy's if you're a girl) then  when the supply teacher makes fun of it like, YEAH RIGHT, start getting really  emotional and saying you're constantly being made fun of just 'cause your  different! 2. A supply teacher always wants to be rewarded...so why not show her your  support with a nice old fashion wave! Arrange an ongoing wave in the class at a certain time..this works especially well in a room with rows of seats. 3. Something that can drive a supply teacher crazy is ongoing watch alarms. At a lunch period have everyone with an alarm on their watch set it for every  five minutes and have them set off their alarms at alternate times. With about  25 watches there'll be an alarm about every 45 seconds...at least!! 4. If you have a teacher that has absolutely no idea what he/she is doing then  you can have ALOT of fun. I once had a punjabi french teacher and he had no idea  what french was. A group of friends and I started a french conversation, which was absolutely garbage ('cause we blow up cars while browners study french) and we had no idea what we were saying...but hey, it sounded french and it worked. When the guy walked by one of us would look at him and ask him something in  french. This completely embarrased him and he walked away. Once I had a teacher who was an ex-teacher of mine. I casually walked up to her and asked her how  to say "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" she was confused but she tried to answer them...and really made a fool of  herself. 5. Pretend to be a student who has trouble speaking english...this can create a HUGE translation problem. While the rest of the class is reading you can do something else and pretend not to understand. Unfortuanetly if the teacher is fluent in the nationality that you've chose then you're really screwed. So just don't be dumb..if the guy is Indian say you're Swedish. But if he's  English then say something like....you can only speak Mongolian. Just use your common sense. 6. Start a protest. Choose a common problem in the world today. For instance  about one week ago David Koresh burned down his stronghold in the Waco Texas standoff. Get a group of friends and sit atop of some desks chanting something like "free the hostages" or "let in the refugees". 7. Start a Satan rally. Even if you are the common student everyday remember,  the supply teacher doesn't know that. I've scared the hell out of alot of  teachers by pretending to praise Satan in class....start chants. Alot of the time the teachers won't stop you because they're scared of your faked  unholiness. This is a surefire way to get out of work. Remember, if the teacher asks your name give him something like Sultan Of Pain, or The Black Sabbath. Be creative. 8. Be stoned in class. Sure you'll look like an idiot if you stare at things  wide eyed and in awe, but your teacher will be worried. This is not as easy as it looks, when someone talks to you you can't react...especially the teacher. Chances are someone'll try and make you laugh...if you laugh then you've phucked  the whole prank. PART FOUR: THE LIBRARY Libraries aren't always quiet.....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! 1. Drawing rude and obscene pictures in encyclopedias and books are great for future readers of that book. 2. How about phucking up the libraries computers. We have mac's and they're so easy to get at...whoops did I by accident throw that in the garbage oh well. But always carry a disk. If you have access to dos on your pc's then look for  interesting files and copy them onto a disk. Then you can access them later at  home. Even if you can't find anything remember, copy the autoexec.bat onto your disk. Then at home you can edit it so nothing will boot properly. Then copy it back onto the system...all screwed up. 3. Stealing books is a good idea. I used to know a guy who'd get mystery books, read them, then rip out the part at the end where everything is revealed...this will really piss of some people.  4. Get a really expensive book and sign it out in the name of your favourite enemy or faggot. Then keep the book or donate it to a library far away. Then your enemy friend will have to pay for it! HA HA HA HA HA!!! 5. Ask the librarian about a book that you supposedly heard about from a friend. You can give the book any name you wish because it's not a real book. But hey, the teachers put up with our anarchism all the time so shouldn't the librarian have to suffer a little? Conclusion: Well thats it for this file but like any Anarchy there's always room for improvement so beneath here insert any other ideas that you can think of. Thanx for supporting Anarchy. So remember when the bombs drop and the people die and the war starts and the cities fall there will only be one thing.....Anarchy. -Anarchial Artist   17. NASTY SHIT TO PULL   Well, this is just a text I'm making up for Anarchists Anonymous. :) I got accepted yesterday as Artist, but hey..... Neways... Here are just a few ways to KILL or SEVERLY MAIM people... Preferably your teacher, some1 who bothers you and your friends at school, or old Mrs. Abblecrabby down the block, just for the phuck of it, or just cause yur bored, and haven't had a good laff in the last week or so! Note: In order to do some of these, you'll really need to break into the target's house... Yeah, I know B&E is illegal, but HEY! So is trying to kill someone, so what the fuck are you worried about? Just don't get nail, cause then a little 'ol B&E rap'll be the least of you worries! (See the end of this text for diagrams and instructions) 1. Seen what the IRA's been sending all those Brits they don't like lately? No... Not flowers.. LETTER BOMBS! These little babies are great phun, and you can make one for every occasion.. And who the hell would expect to get a letter bomb in Canada? That's the sort of thing that happens in OTHER countries! HA! WRONG! Of course, they may not kill the person, but they'll definately wish they hadn't opened that junk mail this morning. Best of all, it's fairly hard to trace a letter bomb.. Just make sure you buy ingredients seperately (or get your buddies to buy them!) and buy them far, far away from where you live... Also, mail it from far, far away from where you live.... Oh! And of course, don't forget the finishing touch! Wire them flowers collect, after you send the bomb! 2. Ever notice how those assholes at school never wear their seatbelts? Ever take note of how they always try to be kewl, and "peel out" EVERY time they get in their fucking cars? Ever notice all the loving care they put into their cars? Heh heh heh. My father pulled this one when he was a kid... Werked most beutifully. Get a towing chain from any hardware store (Or use a REALLY thick nylon rope... Chains are very, very expensive, but it doesn't break as easily as rope will) Sneak out during school hours when no one is around, and get your chain or rope from where you concealed it the night before. Wrap the one end around the rear axle of the vehicle the asshole is driving and tie it REAL tight. Now wind the rope around the chasis, body etc underneath the vehicle to your satisfaction. (Note: If you have some extra, wrap it around the rear engine mounts as well.) Now leave about 50 feet or so coiled up underneath the vehicle (preferably next to a tire, or under the frame, so it doesn't get seen to easily. Take the other end and secure it to a solid post, or a dumpster or something like that. (Another car will do, if you can't find anything else) Then get away, and wait untill asshole gets in his car, revs the engine and takes off! For extra bonus points, tie it one of those dumpsters with the little wheels on the bottom. For extra fun make bets with your friends on how far he'll fly when he exits the windshield. 3. Shoot the son of a bitch. Simple, yet effective. I personally recomend using a .22LR at close range (under 50 yards) And go for head shots. They can't trace a .22LR (There are millions of them in Canada alone, man!) And they're very accurate at those ranges, as long as you have your scope sighted in right. 4. Ping Pong Ball Bomb in the gas tank. Just make sure the SOB is in the car when it goes up. Like drop your little ball'o'joy (tm) into his tank, then call him up (from the pay fone down the block of course! Wouldn't  wanna miss the fireworks) & tell him something like his girlfriend just got put in the hospital, and would he come down to stay with her? Up to you how you get him in it. NOTE: Make sure you don't use TOO much gum in the bomb! It's more phun when he goes up within sight of you! 5. Know when he gets home from school/werk? Kewl! You need the AMMOCAN BOMB! YES! IT'S AMMOCAN BOMB! It's 100 bombs in 1! It's more phun then a bucket of cat intestines! Sneak into your targets house just b4 he gets home. (Learn his ETA first of coz) Of course, you have built the amazing ammocan bomb b4 you got there, so just bring it in with you and place it somewhere good like behind the front door, for instance. Depending on the fuse you put on this sucker, guess the time between him coming up the lane and entering the house and lite the fuse when appropriate. NOTE: You'll be the dead one if you don't RUN LIKE PHUCK about now.. Or at least get behind something solid.. Like the other side of the house. Another good place is under the front porch, because he'll be looking around wondering what the phuck that funny hissing sound is, and your escape is made easier from the outside. 6. Wanna just burn his house down? SURE! you say. Of course, if his dog is dead (from the Radiator Anti-freeze you put in it's water awhile ago, or from some other anarchist wasting it) hey! So much the better. And HEY!, If his smoke detectors just happen to have had the batteries removed, oh well.. Not your fault now is it? He should be more carefull about such things! Nehows, after your target has gone too sleep, sneak into his house with your flaming balloon and candle setup. Set it up and retreat rather quickly. This is especially good if done in a room with carpet (Soaked liberally with gasoline, of course) A few minutes later, FOOM! He'd better hope he's a light sleeper, or BYE BYE! 7. Ever have this strange urge to fill light bulbs with gasoline? Nah.... Not you! YOU wanna fill them with NAPALM! (Good boy! Now you've got the idea!) As a matter of fact why not make the booby trapped bulb the one he uses for a reading lamp? (In his bed.. heh heh) Or just booby trap every single one in a room and watch him light up his life. The possibilites for these little babies are endless. Imagine bobby trapping a whole bunch of X-mas lights! 8. Why not break into some old bitches place with your hammer, nails and piano wire? Do it at night, when the hag is asleep, and put trip wires at the tops of the staircases? About ankle height, and stretched REAL tight. This werks on anyone, but is more likely to werk on old people, since: A) They can't see/hear as well B) They tend to break bones REAL easy For added phun, make a few more down the staircase, so if they miss the one at the top they've still got a few more chances to take the express route! 9. Ever wonder why there's a warning on javex that it should NOT be mixed with any kind of acid? It's because it forms a REAL acidic and highly posinous gas. So why don't we try it out? Gotta verify these labels after all, make sure the advertiser is keeping honest! Old people tend to have toilet seats with little fluffy liners (heh.. Air seal!) on them, which will also serve our purpose in holding gas in untill the lid is raised and it comes rushing out. This should also werk if you put your mixture (about 95% javex to 5% acid (battery should werk alright) in anything with a lid on it. Like a pot on the counter, or a garbage can at skool/on the beach/in the cop shop! (If you can pull that, I admire you!) 10. Get ahold of the goofs pencil case, and replace a few of the pens with exploding ones.. Great phun in class! 11. Throw a fragmentation grenade at the asshole when he walks/drives/wheels by you. Phun for the whole gang. As an added bonus to this type off attack you may get a few innocent bystanders as well! 12. You know what a punji pit is? NO? Shame on you!! Basically, it's a fairly deep pit (To allow the victem to get up to speed) lined with lots of sharpened stakes! This one werks REAL good (The VC used them ALOT) but they take awhile to put together, so is rather hard to do on short notice. Basically, you need to dig a pit approx 4'x4'x6-8' (deep!) and plant lots of sharp stakes in the bottom. The VC used bamboo but if you can't get any, just rip off some tent poles, and use them. You'll need to cut lots of thin branches offa trees and place them across your hole and then cover it with lots of leaves and debris until it just looks like another spot.. Until someone dies, that is! Do it right in front of the guys door, or just out in the woods somewhere if you wanna bag yourself a ranger or one of those phucking idiot hikers! 13. If you really wanna get nasty and have access to an (illegal, of coz!) shotgun (preferably a single shot, or double barrel) Simple trap. Tie the shotgun down in a corner pointed towards a door. Tie a piece of string to the back the trigger guard and then around something behind the gun, and finally around the doorknob. (This must be setup so that the trigger/s will be pulled when the door is opened obviously, so get the pulley effect right!) I recomend you load the shotgun with a 3" magnum load of 00 buckshot. If nothing goes wrong, the dude is REAL dead. There are of course, many other ways to kill people, such as tossing a safety light into their pool (with them in it, of course) or just simply beating the fuck out of them. Try them all, everyone has their favorites! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------³ Instructions/Diagrams ------------------------------------------------------------------------------³ Ammocan Bomb What you need: a military surplus ammo can (One with the positive catch bail latch on the side.. Avaliable from any surplus store for around $8.00) Fuse (Amount needed depends on time you want between light to boom) A drill, with about a 1/16 bit Alot of black powder (You can use smokeless, but it's more expensive, you can't really make it, and it doesn't "touch off" as easily.. I'm not going to tell you how to make BP, since there are SO many texts on it out there!) Oil (optional) Tape (Optional) How to do 'er: Simple. Drill a hole in the top of the can (for the fuse) Fill the ammocan (get a .30 cal. ammo can, eh?) with powder, amount depending on power of bang you want. Put a little oil around the rubber seal on the can (Helps it to seal tightly.. but use VERY little. Don't want to phuck up the powder!) Close the container, and latch the lid. Put a piece tape over the hole in the lid, just to keep the powder dry until you are ready to use the bomb. When ready to use bomb, place it stick fuse thru tape, light 'er and run like hell. These cans seal VERY tight, and go off like a BIG grenade (Note: Make sure end of fuse is into powder, or it may not ignite properly) _________ The Setup ~~~~~~~~~ * <-------------------- Fuse (It's lit! Start running!) | | |------| <----------- Convient Carry Handle -------|----------------___ | | |||<- Bail Latch | | |-- |``````|`````````````````| |``````|````````````````<----- Powder |``````|`````````````````| |````````````````````````|<--- Ammo Can |________________________| Note: You fill this can full, you better pray you have 100 feet of fuse, and a car, or you'll be REAL dead! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fragmentation Grenade What you need: A film canister (Yes, the little black ones) Black powder (A little less than last time) Shotgun pellets (or BB's, whatever) Fuse (not so much this time) LOTS of tape. Electrical is recomended How to do 'er: Punch a small hole in the top of the film canister (for fuse) Put about 20-30 pellets (or more, if you wish..) in the canister. Fill rest of canister with powder, and mix with pellets (carefully!) Place lid on canister, and push fuse thru to bottom of cannister. Tape that mother. Use lots or it will not explode properly. Lite the fuse, and toss it at someone you don't like.... Or just plant it somewhere. Kerbang. _________ The Setup ~~~~~~~~~ * | |<---------- Fuse (Toss it quick!) _____|_____ ||`x``|`x``|| |```x|```x<------ Pellets |`x``|`x``| |``x`|``x`<------ Powder |```x|`x``| |x`x`|x`x`|<----- Canister |_________| Note: Not shown with tape on it, since I can't really do that with ASCII! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flaming Balloon What you need: Extremely flamable liquid (Ex. Ethyl Alchol, Methyl Hydrate) A balloon A candle (and a holder for it) Matches, or lighter Some string Gasoline (optional) How to do 'er: Put a fair amount of liquid in the balloon (say, half fill it) and tie tightly. Tie the baloon to something (Like say the bottom of a table) so that the baloon is suspended high enough that it will take time for the candle flame will burn thru the balloon after a while (try this out first, to find out how long it will take) Light the candle, and place it under the balloon. When she burns into the balloon, you've got alot of flaming liquid spreading all over the floor. Works well if you dumped a little gasoline on the floor. (preferably on a rug!) Vary height of balloon to allow you escape/alibi time. _________ The Setup ~~~~~~~~~ | |<--------- String (DUH!) | | (~~~) (___)<------- Balloon (Ok.. So It's Square.. Sue me!) * | | |<------- Candle! Wooopps! Retreat time! | | | | |__|_|__|<---- Candle holder ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Napalm Oh please. You don't know how to make napalm? You eeeddiot! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please note: I'm not including instructions for the exploding pen, letter bomb, or the Ping-pong-ball gas tank bomb due to the fact that both have been adequetly documented before this, and are not something I came up with, as the three shown above are. Instructions for the Ping-Pong bomb can be found in the phyle PRANX.TXT from Anarchists Anonymous text pack #3. Oh, btw: If anything happens when you try this shit out, I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO DO IT! HEheh. That's the end of this phyle, hope you enjoyed it and find it to be usefull later d00dz! Marauder   18. MAKING CASH ANARCHY STYLE   Well, here we sit in the middle of a stupid ass economic depression. The  fucks of the '80's have fucked it up for us '90's boyz. Yes, they had  lotsa cash, things were fun and life was great. Well now things are  expensive no one has cash and life sucks. So I felt it NECCESARY to develop  some Anarchial ways to make cash to support your Anarchial ideas. But that  is not all, there is another half to this text, the other part shows all the  great things you can spend your money on. Things such as Weapons, exploasives  or even a P.O. Box are all great ideas to spend your (not so) hard earned  ideas. Well here I go..... >-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-<  PART A. MAKING CASH ---- - ------ ---- 1. Offering protection money is a great way to make cash off of the weak  and sad fucks that you know. Well, if they get themselves in a jam a quick  way to make some cash would be to offer to protect them for say $20 a week.  This will usually work for the fucks in a MEGA jam. Then if you want to avoid wasting your strength on this looser, you can pay the guy who wants to kick his ass 5$ to leave him alone, so it's great you make $15 for doing  absolutely nothing!! This is a GREAT cycle and I frequently do it ALOT!! 2. Blackmail.....the perfect thing for all aspiring Anarchist. This can  generate you ALL kinds of cash, all depending on the severity off the incident  of which you know about. Usually you'll only find out about small time  things which are only worth about 5-10 dollars. Things such as phone bugs,  hacking, voice mail takeovers and brute force are just some of the ways that  you can get information about the asshole. If you pick up half decent  information then you can get 20 and up dollars, and hey if you've got the  local SAS agent living on your street then you can rake in thousands of  dollars, but the odds of that aren't very likely. 3. Performing revenge for people who don't wanna take the risk of getting  caught is a great way to rake in some extra bucks. You could do all kinds  of things such as lower his marks, destroy the assholes work, set fire to  his house, use LOTS of thermite on his car. Those are all great ideas to  "pay back" the loser who fucked with your employer. I usually charge about  10-20 dollars for a good variety of paybacks. 4. Selling weapons and explosives at your school is a GREAT way to make  cash. Things such as thermite or smoke bombs are my most popular items,  and will rake me in alot of cash. Some dumb fuckaz will pay up to $20 for  50 grams of thermite...which is ALOT of money!!! 5. Selling "special" information to losers at school is great for a few  bucks. I sell lamers extenders for roughly $20 a shot, not to mention  special phone numbers for about $20 also. I once raked in $25 bucks just  for Queen Elizabeth's phone number!!! 6. Letting people use your P.O. box for whatever illegal activities will  usually get you ALOT of money. Just charge then $10 a month to use it. You  can usually do this with sysops and Carder's. If you get enough people to  do this with, then eventually you'll end up making money by having a  P.O. box!!! 7. Selling stolen or carded items will end up making you ALOT of money.  Things such as carded computer stuff or basically anything in demand  can guarantee quick cash. I usually sell those video sets that you order  by phone, they make the most. 8. Selling dope to the local junkies can rake you in ALOT of cash. I  usually just concentrate on Marijuana and ACiD, Marijuana can be grown  at a nice remote area in your local forest, sometime in the spring. If  you need seeds, chances are the local dealer will sell you a few for a  decent price. As for ACiD there are ALL KINDS of texts floating around  on how to make that shit, all it really is, is a mixing of MANY MANY  chemicals (rat poison, bleach), most of these texts will seriously fuck up anyone who does it....but hey....that's not your problem right??? 9. Stealing tapes, or CD's from HMV is a snap and selling them is even  easier. To steal a tape do the following. Make sure they don't have those  thick (2 cm) stickers on them (the ones with serial numbers), if they don't  then you can just walk out of there with a tape, the alarm is only aroused  by those thick stickers that the store puts on a few tapes and CD's. As for  stealing CD's, it's just as easy, just go to an area of the store where no  one is really watching what you are doing, and then cut or peel the thick  sticker off. It's that easy!!! Of course for those of you who are SO  PRECAUTIOUS just rip the plastic off of the WHOLE TAPE!!! Then you can just walk right out of there with it....great huh?? Usually you can sell tapes  for about $8 and CD's for $15...have phun!! 10. Some people will actually PAY money for things such as texts and warez.  I can sell games to the fucks in my class for MEGA cash. I usually get $5  for a good game such as DOTT or X-Wing, and if you sell enough of them, hey that's alot of money!!! 11. Using thermite to melt through things such as mailboxes or other types  of outdoor locks will usually result in a net gain for you and your  companions. You can usually pick up at least $50 from just one mailbox, and  you can make MEGA cash on Christmas!!! 12. Using LOTS of contact cement on various locks in your school will help  you achieve "financial stability". Just FILL the lock with contact cement,  and it will harden very quickly, and when nightfall comes, they wouldn't  have been able to lock the doors (can't get the key in the locks. So, you  have access to the whole school. First check the front office for cash and other things of value. Then rip off the supply room.....the rooms you have classes in and any other rooms that you can think of. I usually give my marks  a boosting and destroy MANY things while I'm in there. This is a GREAT way to pick up extra cash and MANY other things!!! Have phun!!! 13. Getting information about people for people is a great way to make  extra cash off of your loacal pir8 users who wanna get back at some lame  fuck. Using a CNA (Customer Name And Address) just by knowing the phone  number of the loser you can get his name and address. These numbers are not hard to find. Another way to get information on some asshole loser  is by checking out my Lamer Extermination Pack. This has LOTS of ideas  on getting pictures and info on any fag ass lamer..... 14. Viruses are in HIGH demand at my school, they think it's sooo cool  that they can just give some loser a file and it will fuck up there  enemies computer with just one file!!! This is so pathetic but SUCH a GREAT way to make cash. I usually charge about $2 for a virus and $4  for BIG NAME virii (Michelangelo virus). This is the worst case of  lameness but these stupid fucks who have NO life will pay it, so have fun exploiting there lameness!!! 15. I make ALOT of money by selling rigged up lighters at my school,  they cost me about .50 cents and I sell them to all the geeky lamers  at my school for three bucks each, this is a helluva GREAT way to  make cash when you're selling up to 10 a day....not bad huh! To  figure out how to properly and effectively rig the mutha fuckaz  lighter, just check the file, LIGHTERS.TXT in our third text pack,  it was (well) written by Purple Tentacle. >-][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][-<  RECIPES FROM AC2000 AND OTHERS