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OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

  1. The whole thing all at once.
  2. One bite at a time
  3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite
     afterwards.
  4. In little feverous nibbles.
  5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
  6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
  7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
  8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
  9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10, I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.

Your Personality:
1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with,
exciting, carefree with some hint of  recklessness.  You are totally
irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their
Oreo's this very same way.  Just like them, you lack imagination, but
that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly.  You're very
meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of
being anal retentive and irritating to others.  Stay out of the fast
lane if you're only going to go the speed limit

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family.
Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat.  You like to
sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into
good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life.
You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to
put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your
activities.  You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You
are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away.  You are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of
yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help -
immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich  family, and like to wear nice things and
go to up-scale restaurants.  You  are particular and fussy about the
things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right.  You like
to be pampered.  You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

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Revealing Gift Test

Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive.

1. Candy
2. Flowers
3. A sweet poem
4. Sex
5. Dinner/Dancing
6. Waffle iron

After you've selected, scroll down...

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1. CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share. OR You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

2. FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

3. A SWEET POEM It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

4. SEX It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.

5. DINNER/DANCING It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

6. WAFFLE IRON It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use. OR You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.

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Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again. Then see below...

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ANSWER:
There are six F's in the sentence. A person of about AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE finds only three of them. If you spotted four, you're ABOVE AVERAGE. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody! If you caught six, you're a GENIUS.

There is no catch. Many people over-look the "OF" words. The human brain tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's."

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