8 reasons why having a chinchilla fur coat is not a good idea:

  1. It makes 120 furries to make one

   big furry.

  2.That's 12 chins an armful!

  3. You'll need a very large sandbath.

  4. It doesn't like raisins.

  5. Begging is beneath it.

  6. It's a beautiful coat worn by  

   ugly people.

  7. You couldn't afford one anyway.

  8. Real live furballs are cheaper!