Sorry about the delay. We were sleepy.

ISSUE # 6. 16/9/99.

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Welcome to the latest issue of CGR, children! Coming to you in Wonka Vision (tm)! I'm just so happy to see that you've found a golden ticket and have managed to make it this far without being drowned in a sea of liquefied chocolate or fallen foul to candy induced gigantism...! Be sure to bookmark this site if you've never been here before, because unlike everlasting gobstoppers, this here site won't last forever, but will actually be updated in a few days! Also, be a dear and send the url to all the other grubby faced children on your street, so they too can sample the delights of my factory paradise. Before I kill them. Tootle-tootle-toot!	The Evil Willy Wonka.
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ALF's GARDEN.    Hello once again. I am the alien known as ALF. My name on my home planet of Alan-16, is actually KUDROW, but you can call me ALF. Well unfortunately, I'm still stuck in quarantine so I haven't had a chance to go clubbing yet. On top of that, I have entered the stage of sexual maturity - known to my people as the "State of Travolta". During the state of Travolta, my blood boils, my fur turns dark green and I can't help but "get jiggy". Still, I've tried to take my mind off things by writing this little introduction to Celebrity Game Review. Now, you must excuse me while I take this opportunity to surf the web for some porn. And for the last time, Willy - I didn't eat the cat, again!!! Er...what's that Bat symbol doing over there? Email Celebrity Game Review!!! celeb_gr@hotmail.com Issue # 6 contains... Alf From Home And Away, Robocop, Phil From Eastenders, Manic Street Preachers, Generation X-ers, Countdown, Britney Spears....and MORE.	Look! Back Issues!  ISSUE # 1. ISSUE # 2. ISSUE # 3. ISSUE # 4. ISSUE # 5.

Concept, writing, graphics, site maintenance, juggling, firefighting, protesting, cursing, swinging - J. Callaghan.

Additional writing and ideas, plastering, wrestling, assassination, plumbing, keepin' it old skool - S. Reynolds.

Legal advice, witchcraft, drinking, punching, deerhunting - D. Lawless.

Special thanks to everyone who was kind enough to email CGR with their compliments and offers of assistance. We look forward to them. EXTRA SPECIAL thanks to NTK for giving us a plug. Check out their site at http://www.ntk.net/