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KEANU AND TUBS.

(Just like Crocket and Tubs except they don't fight crime, don't wear pink sports coats and Mr. Tubs isn't black).

Keanu: Yo, Mr. Tubs, whaddup? You're looking particularly badly drawn this week. Tubs: Hehe. Keanu: So what do you reckon we should talk about this week, Dude? I had someone read me a computer game magazine yesterday and they said that the latest Command and Conquest game has finally come out. Or something. Tubs: Yep. Hehe. Keanu: So like, what do you think then...? Tubs: Hehe. Keanu: (Staring blankly). Umm.... So like, you gonna play it? Tubs: Hehe. I've got no arms. Keanu: Oh yeah, Bogus, little Dude...! Tubs: Hehehe. Haha... Keanu: Have you been drinking? Tubs: All morning... Keanu: Cool, you like - wanna get toasted at my house and we can have a game of naked Twister? Tubs: Hehe. Keanu: Whoa.

 

Greetings Luvvies, it is I - Arty Dave and I am here to introduce you to the wonderful ways of the arts. Art is a beautiful thing - just look at me, for I am art itself. So are you. but to a lesser extent. See how daring and bold I am? Join me on my crusade and I will crack the stolid frames of your so called society and flood your sink with a thick a love of all things beautiful. Namely me. I will teach you to see things in terms of shapes and colours, without the alcohol. Join me next week and I will pump your narrow minded dogs full of the bone marrow and rabbit joy, that is the arts. Accept no substitute, only substance! Choose art! Love me, damn you - LOVE ME!

So what will our heroes be doing during their break away from the office?

Keanu : I'll be going to hospital after the "naked twister incident" with Mr. Tubs.

Morrissey: I shall be hanging around the town center in a black cape.

Paul: Ha-hey-hey. Get up-ah, get onnn up. Ah-get UP ah - get onnn up!!!

Jessica: Murder, oops - I mean gardening. Yes, lots of gardening.

Les: JANICE!!!!! JANICE!!!!!

Marilyn Manson: Taking Roger Moores poodle for a walk over the wastelands.

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