In honour of last week's Eurovision
I thought I'd run the intros with great precision.

First on my right is Sarah's team
She hasn't won a quiz since 1916.

On Sarah's right I'm pleased to see
A girl they like to call Mel B.
She's spicy, she's scary, but that's not the prob
It's only the volume of her great big gob.

(Laughter, and Mel gets up show her rear to Trey)

Sit, sit, sit, sit. I said "big gob". Not, right, err.

Next up, a guy who's actually quite hyper
It's none other than DJ Pied Piper.
If Sarah's team wins I'm sure that he'll thank her
But if I judge he loses, he'll call me a

Melanie B: Wanker!

TF: On Heather's team...

Sarah Cawood: (Under her breath) Melanie!

TF: On Heather's team, a useful man is he... (fade out by me)