All you wanted to know about Axel Alloy.

Interview commenced at 14:00 hours. Currently present Mr Zapher Tivien and Miss Axel Alloy (Interviewee.)

Q: Care to show us what you look like?

A: o.o

Q: Seriously... your REAL photo...

A: ¬_¬ GRR! `_`

Q: Name?

A: Axel Alloy o_O

Q: No no... your REAL name.

A: *sigh* Rachel... but that is all your getting! >:

Q: Gender?

A: Female, dammit!

Q: Age...?

A: Oh come on... you of all people should know I never disclose my age...

Q: D.O.B?

A: THATS THE SAME THING!!! *ROARS*

Q: Occupation..?

A: None yet, as I'm going in for Police Training... Unless you count RDS...?

Q: Yes, I'd say we do.

A: Oh, OK... Well, I work for a design company called RDS (Check em out under links ;) ) I'm their 1st Artist (All us RDS Artists go by number)/Head Designer/Art Dept. Co-ordinator and Joint Forum Admin... Phew! @_@#

Q: Height?

A: How do I know? I rarely measure myself O_o;

Q: Weight?

A: Geeze, you like to poke your nose in don't you?

Q: OK, if you don't want to answer those kind of questions.... Who is your current obsession?

A: Now were Talkin'!!! XD At the mo, its a toss-up between Inspector Gadget and my old and very first like, Fireman Sam.

Q: What are your hobbies?

A: I like Art. I'm an Anime Artist with over 6 years of EXP, er.... I write novels. (I've written over 40 and I have, like... over 6 on the go right now! @_@) I dance! Many forms of Stree/Disco, including East and West Coast Hip-Hop, Broadway, Gangsta, Candy Hip Hop etc etc (To name but a few.)

Q: What about Interests?

A: Cars! XD Guns, tanks, Planes, etc etc...

Q: Not much of a Girly-Girl then...?

A: Nope! ^______^

Q: Favorite Car?

A: Ohhh... so many... But I ADORE the Lister Storm V12! MUAH!  - "Vroom Vroom!"

Q: Fave Food?

A: Er... Uhm... Erm... *thinks* Can I get back to you on that one?

Q: Makeup?

A: Say what...?

Q: Do you wear make-up?

A: O_O;;; Oh lordy! It's so uncomfortable. But now n then I'll wear eyeliner in the corner of my eyes or some dark purple lippy.

Q: Pets?

A: Yep.

Q: .... and?.... They are...?

A: OH! Sorry... 2 Budgies and a cockatiel. Busta (The Blimp.), Atoo (The maniac.) and Stiny.

Q: No nickname for Stiny?

A: o.o Oh there is... but it's, er.. a little wierd. @_@

Q: Do tell.

A: Hag!

Q: I Beg your pardon!?

A: NO NO! O_O NOT YOU! Thats his nickname >_<

Q: Any Brothers and Sisters?

A: Yeahp. 1 Bro 1 Sis. Both older.

Q: Do you get on with them?

A: Yeah, I'd say so o.o

Q: Parents?

A: One, as I have disowned the other... He was an asshole. >:

Q: Friends?

A: In real life, or ONline?

Q: Both.

A: IRL = None. Online = A few close ones.

Q: Care to name any?

A: Sure! Rhona! *wavies* Hiya! XD ... Sean ^_^ *huggles* and Marcio!!! UAH! XD

Q: Anything you'd like to warn people about?

A: Yuss... I am ev0l! I'm a Homicidal Maniac! Dun get me angry! O_O

Q: No, seriously.

A: I AM serious... o.O

Q: Some people think you are wierd for your obsessions with fictional characters... What is the story behind it..?

A: Uh-oh...! You asked for it! >_< *cue long story* It all begun..

Q: Began.

A: OH! right... yeah... It all BEGAN when I was 3 years old... I developed a major crush on Fireman Sam XD *pokepoke @ Rhona* Muahaha!  Being so young didn't stop me drawing me and Him getting married, so it kinda developed from there. Ever since that time, I have lost myself in the company of fictional characters, since I have never had any real friends... It was pointed out to me recently actually, that ever since that age, I have never gone for someone my own age group. o.o Its always been Men.. kinda odd really @_@

Q: Zzzz... *ding*

A: What?

Q: O-OH! S-sorry... just dozed off!

A: >:O

Q: AHEM, so... erm... where was I...?

A: *points to script*

Q: AH yes... So, where is your birth place?

A: Right here in Derbyshire. o.O Odd question... I don't remember writing THAT in the script. O_O;

Q: I hear you are also studying Egyptology and learning how to read Hieroglyphs... How is that coming along?

A: I'm having a teenie rest from it, but its going ok ta. I am fascinated with the gods you see..

Q: Favorite God and Goddess?

A: God = Osiris, he's hot XD and Goddess = Sekhmet Methinks. The goddess of war! WAAAR!!! XD

Q: What does your average day entail?

A: PASTA!

Q: ???

A: My fave food. o.o I THINK its Pasta!

Q: OH... Anyway, please answer the question above..

A: Wake up, drink coffee very fast (my record is 10 seconds XD *woo* o.o), go online, check forums etc for updates, go offline , listen to music and dance, drool over current obsession, watch TV, wait for Bro to get home from work, bro gets home so I pester him, er... not much else o.o; Don't I lead a thrilling life... lol X'D

Q: I'd say that's about enough now, don't you think...?

A: YUP. @_@ Too ... many ... QUESTIONS ... Brain ... MELTING!! ... >_<

Q: Just one more thing before we go...

A: GAH!!! ... what..?

Q: Sum yourself up in one word?

A: .... Aggrivated. >:

Q: Aggrivating...? Good choice!

A: NOT Aggrivating you radiator! Aggrivated!!

Q: OH! Er... *eyes dart from lef to right*

A: 5, 4, 3...

Q: EEP!!!

A: 2, 1...

Q: *runs*

A: ¬_¬# *gets out her PSG-1 Betsy and aims* ::BLAMMO::

Q: X_x *dead*

A: AHHHH! Peace at last! *reclines*

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