The Story
<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=80 BGCOLOR="#9966CC" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="1ad00a20ezthtv.gif"> <div> <FONT SIZE="7" COLOR="#CCFF66" FACE="Arial Black" ><B>The Story</B></FONT><B> </B></div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="SKANKSVILLE"><U><B>SKANKSVILLE</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="the_story_of_skanksville.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Story"><U><B>The Story</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Pictures"><U><B>The Pictures</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The DeSkankers"><U><B>The De-Skankers</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="how_skanksville_was_de_skanked.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="How we DeSkanked"><U><B>How we De-Skanked</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id65.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Skanksville Now"><U><B>Skanksville Now</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id110.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Thanks to..."><U><B>Thanks to...</B></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="links_to_sites_useful_to_skanksville.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Useful Links"><U><B>Useful Links</B></U></A></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="05964640.jpg" border=0 width="100" height="100" ALT="Home" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=400 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="505" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>When we talked about moving to </B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1beb48e0.jpg" border=0 width="180" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><div> **This is not the real Skanksville...it is merely a pictorial representation!**</div> <bR> <div> ...some people!! :o)</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 149 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>people thought we were</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1bf628f0.jpg" border=0 width="98" height="143" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="149" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 149 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>"On your...</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c0c88f0.jpg" border=0 width="200" height="143" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>they'd say,</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 138 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>"You must have mad</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c1d4840.jpg" border=0 width="212" height="132" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>'s disease!"</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 147 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>We decided to bite the</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1c2328d0.jpg" border=0 width="50" height="141" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>and go for it</B></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 127 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <div> <B>We thought we'd need a</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c3d5790.jpg" border=0 width="213" height="121" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>or two...</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 127 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>...maybe a</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c4d3510.jpg" border=0 width="211" height="81" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>?</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 149 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Give it a lick of </B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1c5728f0.jpg" border=0 width="114" height="143" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>and it would be lovely.</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <div> <B>However, as the weeks went by we found that not only would an</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1c66a8e0.jpg" border=0 width="106" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="148" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 136 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>and a </B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c7d4820.jpg" border=0 width="212" height="130" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>have been handy,</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 143 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>but so would a </B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1c8d4890.jpg" border=0 width="212" height="137" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="143" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>and a </B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1c97b8e0.jpg" border=0 width="123" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="148" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Teresa wanted a few</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1cd548e0.jpg" border=0 width="84" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>to help,</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>but instead got</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1cc778e0.jpg" border=0 width="119" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>:o)</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>So, after gallons of</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1cea88e0.jpg" border=0 width="168" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="148" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>lots of</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1cfc48e0.jpg" border=0 width="196" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="148" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 148 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>made with real</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1d07d8e0.jpg" border=0 width="125" height="142" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="148" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 149 ><NOBR><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>Loads and loads of</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="227"><div> <IMG SRC="1d1778f0.jpg" border=0 width="119" height="143" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="149" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 291 WIDTH="169"><bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B>We finally got our little piece of</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="1d2bc1d0.jpg" border=0 width="188" height="285" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="93"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="291" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="93" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Comments? </B><A HREF="id123.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DIY hints tips"><U><B>Go here.</B></U></A></div> <div> <B>Go on to see the pictures...</B><A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Pictures"><U><B>click here</B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B> </B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>