Saints Preserve Us

Saints Preserve Us

 

A Dull Verification Check. . .

You may have reached this entrance because you are (a) a bona fide supporter of Southampton Football Club, or (b) a deeply spiritual person looking for items of a religious nature. Consequently proof of suitability is required before you may enter this site.

  • 1. Do you feel anxious/depressed/suicidal ?
  • 2. Do you have the Samaritans listed as one of your nominated BT Friends & Family Discount numbers ?
  • 3. Do you have a dependency on reading match reports of Pompey defeats ?

If your answers to questions 1-3 are 'Yes', you are a true Saints fan and will hopefully get something out of this site.

If not, you are a deeply spiritual person so pray for us, particularly around April/May.

 

Pic of the Day (1):

Saints' new defensive coach, Tim-Nice-But-Dim, looks back at a job well done. . .

 

New Content at 14th March 2000 !

 

- Saints' Premiership campaign goes all. . . Southampton-shaped. . . The Gospel According To St GlendaThe

- A chance to see some previous picture gags in Back Issues

 

 

- See "New Additions" for further new pages. . .


 
Please note, none of the material herein is intended to cause offence (except wherever it relates to Manchester United), and all of the situations, conversations, etc are fictional. I've endeavoured to keep this site clean enough to show your grandparents, but in one or two places you might want to hide their reading glasses.

(c) Saints and Scholars, 1999,2000

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