Saints Preserve Us

Saints Preserve Us

A Dull Verification Check. . .

You may have reached this entrance because you are (a) a bona fide supporter of Southampton Football Club, or (b) a deeply spiritual person looking for items of a religious nature. Consequently proof of suitability is required before you may enter this site.

1. Do you feel anxious/depressed/suicidal ?
2. Do you have the Samaritans listed as one of your nominated BT Friends & Family Discount numbers ?
3. Do you have a dependency on reading match reports of Pompey defeats ?

If your answers to questions 1-3 are 'Yes', you are a true Saints fan and will hopefully get something out of this site.

If not, you are a deeply spiritual person so pray for us, particularly around April/May.

Pic of the Day (1):

Glenn pulls his finger out. . .

New Content at 28th January 2000 !

- THE NEW MANAGER'S SPEECH IN FULL . . .

- DJ's SACKING. . . .EXCLUSIVE DIARY ENTRIES

- Posh Spice makes her interview debut

- Just what is the official Saints site trying to imply ?

- An old song for a new millennium: Last Season In the Sun

- A new discovery sheds light on Saints' run of peculiar injuries

- A Day In The Life of Hassan Kachloul

- - See "New Additions" for further new pages. . .

Highlight of Match of The Day 6th Nov 1999

"Ee aye adio, we have got a point !" - Graham Taylor enjoys the pinnacle of his career at Watford.

Please note, none of the material herein is intended to cause offence (except wherever it relates to Manchester United), and all of the situations, conversations, etc are fictional. I've endeavoured to keep this site clean enough to show your grandparents, but in one or two places you might want to hide their reading glasses.

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