Saints Preserve Us

Saints Preserve Us

Welcome !

This is a completely irreverent site intended to help genuine supporters of Southampton Football Club through the dark days which may, or may not, have returned to The Dell. And have a laugh at the expense of other clubs too.

From this page, you can visit the sensational serialization of the Davy Jones Diaries (a shocking expose of scandal and intrigue), a guide to Saints heroes past and present and a topical/historical news section from the wider world of football.

Pic of the Day

PFC's policy on refusing to supply jockstraps backfires when their keeper is overcome by fumes. . .

New Content at 29th September 1999 !

- Victory at Old Trafford ! Well, after a fashion. . . DJ writes

- Victory against Man City ! DJ writes

- See "New Additions" for further new pages. . .

Highlight of Match of The Day 19th Sept 1999

Saints Preserve Us are pleased to sponsor a new Olympic Athletics Event: the Russell Hoult 40-yard sprint. Simply wait till your Derby County side are 3:0 down at home against Sunderland who break forward. Then run 40 yards out of your goal, managing to avoid all your defenders, the attackers and indeed the ball while a group of bemused Sunderland attackers draw lots for who gets to put the ball into an empty net.

Please note, none of the material herein is intended to cause offence (except wherever it relates to Manchester United), and all of the situations, conversations, etc are fictional. I've endeavoured to keep this site clean enough to show your grandparents, but in one or two places you might want to hide their reading glasses.