It was Saturday night and Double D was getting ready to go out on a date with Blossom. He put on his men's cologne and purchased 2 tickets for the movie "Cast Away." The doorbell rang. Double D rushed to the door. He swung the door open and said,"Blossom! You're here!"

Blossom wasn't there. He looked up and saw a big, fat, plumber. "Oh, you must be the plumber. I'm so glad you're here. We have a toilet that needs repairs."

The plumber scratched his butt and said," Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep."

Double D asked,"Well ... aren't you going to fix our toilet?"

The plumber looked down at Double D and said, "Yep... but first, to have a snack." So he ran to the fridge and said,"Boy! You kids eat the worst junk." So he ate everything and belched like this: "BURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then Double D said, "Excuse me...." the plumber kept eating, "Excuse me." said Double D. The plumber kept on eating. "EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Double D.

The plumber turned around and said, "You don't have to yell little man." Then he walked to the bathroom. But instead, he ran into the pantry and ate some more.

"Drag your enormous buns into the bathroom and fix that toilet!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Double D.

The plumber put his finger to his lips. "Buns, buns, buns........ OH YEAH!" he exclaimed, "I forgot the hot dogs!" So he ran into the pantry and the fridge to get the buns and the hot dogs. He watched his 9 hot dogs spin in the microwave for 45 minutes.

"Whoa! Enormous buns!" said Double D as he watched the jeans slip off of the plumber's butt.

So he turned around and stuffed the 9 hot dogs in his mouth at once. Then he said, "Time to get to work!"

Double D said, "Finally!" So the plumber ran back to the fridge to eat more. Then the doorbell rang. "Who could it be?" said Double D. He rushed to the door and opened it. "Who is it?!!!" he shouted, "Oh! It's you, Blossom! Please come in."

Blossom stared in amazement at the fat plumber. "Whoa! Where did he come from?" said Blossom,

"Oh. That's the plumber. Plumber Enormous, to be exact. He won't stop eating." said Double D. Then Blossom kissed Double D and he fainted.

The plumber just sat on Double D and said, "This story has a happy ending, and a roast beef sandwich with too much mayo"