>>> Dodg-ED<<<

by King Jawbreaker

 

The story starts out with the Eds walking around in the middle of nowhere after not having a scam in 3 days.

 

"I'm stumped I can't think of anything." Eddy said .

"Me neither, we've used every scam in the books."

 

The Eds then come to a building so they decide to sit down in it.

They sit on some mats and immediately Double D gets hit in the face with a dodge ball.

 

"Sorry Sock Head" A boy says.

"Hey I know where we are." Eddy says, Ed is then hit with a dodge ball "The international Dodge ball tournament!" Eddy finishes, he is then hit with a dodge ball. He wakes up quicker than all of them. "I know I can collect dodge balls and then sell them to the kids in the cul-de-sac.

 

Eddy then gets a big bag and every time a dodgeball is thrown it would go in the bag.

After a while he has collected every dodge ball but one.

Ed then wakes up at the same time Eddy gets hit in the face with a dodge ball. Ed grabs the bag, along with Double D and Eddy.

A long time later Eddy wakes up and finds that Ed was smart enough to set up the stand to sell his dodgeballs.

 

"Ed you did this?"

"No, my friend named Nick set it up."

"Whatever"

 

They then go to work selling dodge balls. After an hour of waiting they finally figure out that nobody has any money!

 

Well, then Kevin walks up. "What are you dorks selling?"

"Dodgeballs only 50 cents." Eddy says

"All right here you go dorks." He then throws the dodgeball really hard and it hit Jimmy who starts to cry

"Alright, um... I'll give all 1 dollar if you all forget this thing happened."

Sarah walks up to Kevin "Okay"

He then gives everyone 1 dollar."

"Yes," Eddy says "Eds dodgeball business is back in business."

Then after waiting for a long time everyone has bought at least 3 or 4 dodgeballs. Eddy shakes his jar full of money and says "What's round, costs a nickel…?"

"JAWBREAKERS!" Ed and Double D say.

 

They then walk the long walk to the candy store and then they see a sign where the Jawbreakers were.

 

"What!" Eddy screams...

Red Guy: Well hello! What will happen to the Eds at the candy store? What happens to their money? Will KingJawbreaker write a sequel? And will I ever >shut up?

~~~~~~~~~~ the End ~~~~~~~~~~

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