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Biscuit
In Scotland, there is a certain group, or category rather, of people called "Neds". This originally started off as meaning Non Educated Delinquents (hence the NED term) but now the meaning has evolved into something more complex, and somewhat easier to define. Nowadays, a Ned is usually defined as being a stupid, tough-nut "hard-man" who would sell his own gran for an ounce of hash. Or something like that. Hammerlock has its own group of Neds - Young Posso Fleeto No.1. They come in tracksuits, with hair that is plastered down onto their heads with a liberal amount of hair-gel, and caps daintily propped up onto their heads at an angle of around about 45 degrees from the vertical. They swagger like they have icecubes down their trousers, right at their crotch, and under their arms, and are always asking for money to buy "carry-outs", which is Ned Jargon for a lot of alcohol. Biscuit is a three year pro and along with Dunky are the most experienced members of the Glasgow Ned crew Young Posso Fleeto No.1. Is happy to mix it up on the mat or take to the air. His finisher, the MD 2020, is named after the cheap booze known as Mad Dog. Also likes to use the Vertebreaker. Has been known to knock out opponents with his sovereign ring. He and Dunky co-won a tag team battle royal at Rebirth and earned the chance to wrestle for the vacant Tag Team Titles, but ultimately came up short against The Hammersmith Hard Men.
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