BEST MOMENT WITH FINGERS 6: Edinburgh 1995, running on to the court and kicking arse with a pair of fake glasses and moustache on.

WORST MOMENT WITH FINGERS 6: There I was in the endzone with my index finger right up my favourite nostrill when some bastard threw me the disc, don't people appreciate a personal moment? Well there was another moment where I was in the middle of what can only be called as an monumental speech when somebody pointed out I had a rather large bugger hanging out my nose.

BEST NIGHT OUT, AT A TOURNAMENT: Well I started off drinking and......

DESCRIBE YOUR SIDE ARM: About as frantic as a Dung beetle amongst a herd of elephants after a night out at a curry restaurant or as efficient as a well oiled DILDO!!.

FAVOURITE SAYING: Oh well! who's next or you're playing like an Ethopian introduced to a Heinz bake beans factory.

WHAT BANDS/MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO: Everything and anything(I thought that's the kind of girl you go for. MAULY) Oh yeah and Bart Simpson, do the Bart man.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WORDS OF WISDOM: We are born genius and die an idiot, Don't eat yellow snow.