Jen: Billy, what the hell are you doing here?
Billy: Is that how you greet the love of your life?
Jen: Look, I'm sorry. Ah, hello Billy, please leave.

Bessie: He's still our father.
Joey: Yeah. Our father who art in prison.

Dawson: Joe, let's assess. What have we learned from tonight's 90210 evening?
Joey: That we should always stay home on a Saturday night and watch movies because the rewind on the remote control of life does not work.

"It's all about romance...and Chap Stick."-Mr Leery

Pacey: Dr Rand, I'd like to lodge a formal protest. You never told me I'd be working with a repressed control freak.
Joey: Yeah, and you never told me my grade is dependant upon some remedial underachiever.
Dr Rand: Well, wonderful. So I see no introductions are necessary.

"Unrequited love makes you do strange things...I mean...you know...so I've heard."-Joey

Andie: I mean, what kind of high school memories are you guys going to have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Joey: Bitching memories
Dawson: Moaning memories

Andie: "Go talk to her. What have you got to lose?"
Pacey: "Oh I don't know. Humility, dignity, face."
Andie: "Ah, it's not like you had any of those things to begin with."
Pacey: "You know McPhee? I really wish I made you nervous."
Andie: "You don't make me nervous. You make me mad. Mad beats nervous."

Andie: I mean, what kind of high school memories are you guys going to have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Joey: Bitching memories
Dawson: Moaning memories

Andie: “I’m sorry I’m not the biggest slacker on the planet.”
Pacey: “After all this you still think I’m lazy?”
Andie: “No, Pacey. There’s lazy and then there’s you.”

Andie: “Yes it’s true. I had a brief flash of maybe feeling I didn’t possibly hate you. Hmm. But it will pass so there’s no need to get a big head or anything.”
Pacey: “So you think it’ll pass?”
Andie: “It may pass. It most likely will pass. Unless…no. It will definitely pass. In fact I think it just did. Yep. Hmm. There it went. It’s gone.”

Andie: "Why don't you go back to your Debbie Does Dallas?
Pacey: "It's uh, Jacuzzi Fluzzies actually. Did you ever notice how the most interesting part of a porn movie is the title? I'm mean think about it. You have The Sperminator, Romancing the Bone, Little Oral Annie."
Andie: "I don't know why they bother being so clever. I mean they're all the same. They should all have the same title. 'People Pacey Will Never Do.'"
Pacey pretends to stab heart
Pacey: "Oh ouch!"

Andie: "I'm saying dancing could possibly lead to really great foreplay."
Pacey: "I love the way you think!"

Andie: "What do you mean you don't dance?"
Pacey: "Well it's simple. I don't like it and I'm really not any good at it."
Andie: "You don't dance? You are beyond immature."
Pacey: "You're overbearing."
Andie: "Boring."
Pacey: "Hypersensitive."
Andie: "Vulgar."
Pacey: "Pick you up at 7?"
Andie: "Great."

Dawson: Ok, could we just stop and comment on the irony of the three of us sitting here.
Jen: Oh, you mean the proverbial, proverbial triangle?
Dawson: Here I am single, sandwiched in between two women who both dumped me. I am pathetic.
Jen: Hey, look at me. I'm dating a bible-thumping hypocrite, ok?
Joey: Hey. My boyfriend may be gay.

Andie: The light was clearly red, Pacey."
Pacey: "Oh no, it was turning red, there's a difference. I agree with you, red means stop, but a light that's turning red, that's like an invitation to hit the gas."

Pacey: "Sharp, witty, and brilliant huh? Anything you care to add to that?"
Andie: "If you think I find this charming Pacey, you're majority deluded."
Pacey: "Of course. How could you? I'm a witless bore."
Andie: "Oafish clad."
Pacey: "Major clad. Kiss me?"
Andie: "Thought you'd never ask."

Andie: "How about 'Oh before you fall for me Andie, I slept with my teacher.'"
Pacey: "Right. There's any easy sentence."

Pacey: "Come on."
Andie: "Where are we going?"
Pacey: "Your bedroom."
Andie: "Oh really and what did you have in mind?"
Pacey: "What do you think?"
Andie: "Pacey."
Pacey: "I still got three chapters to read. Let's go."

Andie: "Pacey, you've actually been doing some research."
Pacey: "You've been a bad, bad influence on me."

Andie: "What are you doing here?"
Pacey: "Just picking a few things up."
Andie: "In the umm, condom section?"
Pacey: [stammering] "I had no idea! Tis is very odd don't you think? I mean, you don't think this is a sign like the love gods are trying to help us out or--"
Andie: "No I think that would be you."

"A thang? No, I'm not getting a thang for you Dawson. I've known you too long. I've seen you burp, barf, pick your nose, scratch your butt. I don't think I'm getting a thang for you."-Joey

Jen: Hey Joey, I love your lipstick. What shade is that?
Joey: Wicked red. I love your hair color. What number is that?

Joey: No time to talk, Dawson. My sister's having her baby.
Dawson: Cool. Congratulations.
Joey: On your lawn.

Jen: Actually, I kind of made plans with Cliff tonight. I can't come.
Dawson: Oh really?
Jen: Does that bother you?
Dawson: Should it?
Jen: I don't know.
Dawson: Does it bother you that it doesn't bother me?
Jen: Should it?
Dawson: I don't know.
Jen: No, no it doesn't bother me.
Joey: Well, I'm glad nobody's bothered.

Joey: Guys are attracted to girls for totally superficial reasons. Yes, they are. They like girls from New York with blonde hair and pouty lips and bony arms and big boobs.
Dawson: Jen does not have...bony arms.

"Dawson, fasten your seatbelt. It's gonna be a bumpy life"-Joey

Jen: You know, now that the proverbial wedge we so fondly refer to as Dawson Leery is no longer between us, we could actually be friends...I know, I know, it's a bizarre concept, but we might find that we have something in common than just the boy next door.
Joey: We don't have to,like,wash each other's hair and do each other's nails, do we?

Billy: So this is really it? You are leaving me for a guy who has an E.T doll on his bed.
Jen: It's a collectors item.
Billy: It's a doll.

Joey: The English Patient is the only thing that's put the baby to sleep. Because the baby never sleeps. And if the baby doesn't sleep then I don't sleep. And if I don't sleep, I get angry. I get irritable. I no longer maintain my sunny disposition. So, Pacey, if you have even the slightest bit of human decency you'll rent this movie to me immediately and bring one hundred and eighty-one minutes of peace in my otherwise wretched life. Please?
Pacey: Alright but in my professional oppinion, you don't a video store, you need a pharmacy.

Dawson: I just want to let you know that I completely understand the absurdity of this moment. I actually thought of sending over a drink or saying something clever...whats your sign? I figured directness would be the best approach-ie. "My name is Dawson". Not that my name in and of itself should impress you, but kind of in the hopes that you might, in response, tell me your name.
Nina: Did it occur to you that maybe I'm just not interested?
Dawson: No, but blind optimism is one of my faults.
Nina: One of your faults? Do you have many?
Dawson: Let's see. There's my reckless disregard for danger. My tiresome romanticism. And then of course, there's they way that I keep talking long after the person I'm trying to impress has lost all interest.

Mysterious voice on the phone: So tell me your name.
Jen: Drew Barrymore. Look, you wanna play this game, let's cut right to the chase. What's your favourite scarey movie?
Voice: Friday the 13th. What's yours?
Jen: The Ten Commandments. Don't ask.

Pacey: Please don't make me eat dinner with the Stepford family.
Joey: Uh oh, trouble in paradise? I guess I can scrape something up. I think I saw some rat droppings behind the oven.
Pacey: Great, I'll take 'em. Toss 'em in the microwave, warm 'em up, you know...
Joey: That was weird. For a second there, I was overcome with this wave of sympathy for you..it'll pass.

Joey: Look, guys, let's just jump to the chase here 'cause this sweaty palm foreplay is getting real old quick. Jen, are you a virgin?
Dawson: That's mature.
Joey: Because Dawson is a virgin and two virgins really make for a clumsy first encounter. Don't you think?
Dawson: You're gonna die. Painfully.
Joey: I'm just trying to escalate the process. Some of us are falling asleep here.
Jen: It's okay, Dawson. Yes, I'm a virgin. How about you Joey, are you?
Joey: Please. Years ago. Trucker named Bubba.

Dawson: I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawson: I'm going to the dance.
Joey: What?
Dawon: 'Cause Jen is there.
Joey: In the arms of another man. I mean, why torture yourself?
Dawson: I'm an artist. Tortured is a prerequisite.

Pacey: I noticed you didin't give me back my test. Does that mean you need to see me after class?
Tamara: It means you racked up another prime number on a quiz.
Pacey: Prime like quality steak is prime?
Tamara: Prime like 23 is prime.