I WAS BORN ON THE NINTH OF MARCH 1965 IN DUBLIN, WHICH MAKES ME 33 (AND THAT DOESN’T WORRY ME A BIT.)

I'M SIX FOOT TALL AND FAR TO HEAVY.

I CHANGE MY HAIR LENGTH FREQUENTLY AND GROW BEARDS AND THEN SHAVE THEN OFF AGAIN JUST TO PISS OF THE CONSTANT INTERPOL / CIA SURVEILLANCE. ( OH YES.... I WATCH THE X - FILES)

I LIVE IN DUBLIN CITY, IRELAND. IT’S IRELAND’S CAPITAL CITY AND IS ON THE EASTERN COAST BESIDE THE IRISH SEA. I THINK ITS A REALLY COOL PLACE, CHECK OUT MY DUBLIN PAGE.

I HAVE ALWAYS LIVED NEAR RIVERS AND CANALS, BESIDE THE GRAND CANAL TILL I WAS FIVE, BESIDE THE RIVER PODDLE TILL I WAS TWENTY SIX AND NOW BESIDE THE RIVER LIFFEY. THIS WAS NEVER A CONSCIOUS THING RATHER SOME THING I NOTICED WHILE WRITING THIS BIOG , SO IT’S NOT SURPRISING THAT MY FAVORITE KIND OF RELAXING HOLIDAY IS TO GO CRUISING THE RIVER SHANNON WITH MY FRIENDS.

I WAS EDUCATED AT GRANTHAM STREET SCHOOL FOR GIRLS UNTIL THEY FOUND OUT THAT I WASN’T ONE AND MADE ME LEAVE. I THEN WENT TO THE CHRISTIAN BROTHERS. I WAS IN CBS SYNGE STREET FOR NINE YEARS AND SURPRISINGLY WASN’T ABUSED BY ANY CHRISTIAN BROTHERS. ALTHOUGH I WAS BEATEN REGULARLY BY MR. LILLIS IN THIRD CLASS, I WOULD HAVE BEEN EIGHT AT THE TIME AND CORPORAL PUNISHMENT WAS STANDARD IN THE CBS. MR LILLIS WAS THAT CHEAP, THAT RATHER THAN BUY THE STANDARD LEATHER STRAP FOR BEATING CHILDREN, HE USED TO USE A TWO FOOT LENGTH OF GREEN RUBBER HOSE PIPE. HE MUST HAVE FELT VERY BRAVE AND MANLY BEATING EIGHT YEAR OLDS WITH HIS HOSE PIPE. I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO ASK HIM ABOUT THIS, WHICH I HAD INTENDED TO DO WHEN I'D LEFT SCHOOL, BECAUSE HE DIED. SORRY IF THAT SEEMED A BIT HEAVY...MAN.

A NOTE TO PARENTS: CAN YOU REALLY HAND YOUR CHILDREN OVER TO MEN WHO WEAR BLACK DRESSES IN PUBLIC AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO ABUSED?????

I LEFT SCHOOL IN 1981 AND STARTED ON MY RISE TO THE TOP....HE HE HE HE.....

I HAVE DONE VARIOUS THINGS IN MY LIFE TO EARN MONEY, SOME OF THESE I’M NOT TO PROUD OF..... AT VARIOUS TIMES I HAVE BEEN A SECURITY GUARD, BUILDER, DOORMAN, DISC JOCKEY, HOSPITAL ORDERLY, CAR PART SALESPERSON, ELECTRICIAN, STAGE HAND.

IN 1982 I RAN THE BESTEST PIRATE RADIO STATION IN THE WORLD (WELL IN A TWENTY MILE RADIUS OF DUBLIN) CALLED WKLR. I WAS AIDED AND ABETTED BY A FINE BUNCH OF INDIVIDUALS WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS FOR LEGAL REASONS (0K.... RONNIE, ROBBIE, AIDIAN, DECO, RAY, KEV, DAYO, BOB KINGSLEY AND PAUL)

MUSIC IS A BIG PART OF MY LIFE AND MY MUSICAL TASTES HAVE BEEN DESCRIBED AS BEING “WEIRD”, “ECLECTIC” AND “ALL FUCKED UP”. WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY MUSIC PAGE.