Kennedy

Kennedy Jokes


Q - How many Kennedys does it take to change a light bulb?
A - The only one who is left - he wants to die by electrocution.

Q - What do the Kennedys fear the most?
A - Old age.

Q - What was JFK Jr's favourite movie?
A - Splash.

Q - Why didn't the wedding guests at Hyannisport want JFK Jr to show up?
A - He was a complete wreck.

Q - What do Republicans say about JFK Jr's political chances for President?
A - All washed up.

Q - Where do the Kennedys' go for their vacation?
A - All over Martha's Vineyard.

Q - What was the forecast for Cape Cod?
A - Cloudy, with widely scattered bodies and debris.

Q - How did JFK Jr learn how to fly?
A - He took a crash course.

Q - What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after JFK's plane went down?
A - Three below.

Q - What's the new Kennedy documentary called ?
A - Three Funerals and A Wedding.

Q - How are the Kennedy's like oil ?
A - They don't mix well with water.

Q - Why didnt JFK shower before the plane flight ?
A - He figured he'd just wash up on shore.

Q - Guess what they will name Martha's Vineyard ?
A - Kennedy's Graveyard

Q - What movie was playing on JFK Jr's plane ?
A - Titanic

Q - What does John Denver and JFK Jr have in common ?
A - They both know how to make a splash in the news.

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JFK Jr couldn't handle the publicity.
He just went to pieces.

JFK Jr was a down-to-earth plane guy.

Even though the wedding has been called off...
It still looks like they will make good use of the priest.

JFK Jrs Last words: I wish I hadn't bought this damn plane from John Denver!!!

Frustrated St. Peter to the Grimm Reaper... For the last time! I said TED KENNEDY! Not John, not Robert, not Michael, not Jaqueline! I said TED!

John Junior had only gained his flying license last year...
He graduated at the top of his class at the John Denver Flying Institute.

Quote from Kyle & Stan of South Park:
"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNEDY! YOU BASTARD!"


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